NoMarriages.com Part Two: “American women have personalities similar to the horrible odor they emit.”
Caution: Girls are Stinky
Yesterday we met Zero Tolerance Man, a feisty fellow with lots of strong opinions about the ladies, which he posts in giant letters on his blog NOMARRIAGES.COM. Today I’ve got a few more samples of his timeless wisdom and, as promised, some poetry.
American women have this attitude that they deserve a perfect man; a prince on a white horse who will solve all of their problems, look great, and pay for everything. Instead, most will get the shit sandwich they deserve!
American women are just cum dumpsters; sperm receptacles, and human toilets. They have no other value. A man in the USA MUST remain unmarried and must not impregnate these worthless vile monsters we call:
over the hill, past their sell-by date, ugly wrinkled, worthless piece of shit bitches.
Ever notice how horrible the bathroom smells when an American woman get’s done using it? I have a friend who cleans office buildings and he tells me the women’s bathroom is much filthier than the men’s room. The women piss on the toilet seat, don’t flush, leave used tampons on the floor.American women are truly pigs in most cases. That horrible odor you smell is the toxic residue from their bodies and spirit. …
Most American women stink really badly when they take a dump because of their internal toxicity.
American women have personalities similar to the horrible odor they emit
On the relative values of women and toilet paper:
American Women are the lowest slime on the face of the earth. I wouldn’t use one to wipe my ass with. Even toilet paper has more value than an American women. If any of you feminist bitches are reading this:
“F” YOU, YOU PIECE OF CRAP!!!!
If there are any men here who are inspired enough by these posts to want to take up the “zero tolerance lifestyle, our helpful blogger sets forth a list of rules to guide you on your quest. Two of my favorite:
* The most you should ever pay for is a drink or 2 to get her drunk enough to screw. Do NOT pay for dinners, concerts, travel, or movies. In the USA, you should only be spending time with women if you are screwing them or preparing them with alcohol for sex. Otherwise, you should not be with them at all.
* Do NOT give women any attention in public. Ignore them like they don’t exist in the supermarket, gym, etc. Do not look at them at all. Otherwise, you will be feeding the ego of these attention whores. Don’t give these cunts what they want. No eye contact!!!! Walk past them like the are garbage on the ground. If they speak to you do not answer in any more than 1 word answers. Walk away as quickly as possible.
Let’s end with some excerpts from a little poem ZTM has written for the women of America:
You’re an American woman
You try to make me see
It’s all about you, the hell with me
You’re selfish, you’re spoiled
you put up a front
You’ve got nothing to sell
except your cunt! …
Oprah and Phil have made you feel
Like you were all that
Even though you’re big and fat
You bash all the men and then………….
you think you’re a 10
But you belong in a Pig Pen!
I won’t spend a dime, no matter how you whine
I won’t give you kids or marry you bitch
You’ll ass rape me in court, you wicked witch.
I kick you to the curb of your rotten loser life
I have the last laugh
’cause I didn’t make you my wife!!!!!!!
I find myself agreeing with one of ZTM’s points: it’s for the better if he doesn’t marry. That’s a program I think we can all agree on.
Posted on October 20, 2011, in antifeminism, creepy, disgusting women, evil women, marriage strike, misogyny, oppressed men, precious bodily fluids, rapey, reactionary bullshit, sex, western women suck. Bookmark the permalink. 520 Comments.
If women use litterboxes exclusively, there’s still no real issue for ZTM… litterboxes are scented and can be scooped out. There’s still no room for his stupidity.
Also, I’m with the rest of the folks here who would be happy to see ZTM move outside of the US.
Not American myself, but from my experience Yank women haven’t much going for them. Little understanding of irony, I found them quite crass, but mostly just boring. I’ve shagged a couple but they were nothing to write home about and were really quite easy. The author of the site has likely had Asian or European women, if so, then he’s ruined as far as American women are concerned. Once you’ve experienced a real female, why would you go back to a crass, dimwitted lard-arse?
Isn’t there a nice deserted island we can send all the MRAs to?
Fuck that, I like islands. Let’s ship them off to W. Texas.
PFFT I can write better then that! lolz
“Isn’t there a nice deserted island we can send all the MRAs to?”
As long as there aren’t any fat, tattooed American skanks, I’m all for it.
Bet anyone a kajillion internets that his next blog post will be about how Manboobz sucks.
Jonathan Swift covered the “women poop” routine better and more disturbingly in the 18th century:
Thus finishing his grand Survey,
Disgusted Strephon stole away
Repeating in his amorous Fits,
Oh! Celia, Celia, Celia shits!
http://ethnicity.rutgers.edu/~jlynch/Texts/dressing.html
Manboobz doesn’t suck, he’s giving the MRA movement tonnes of exposure, we owe him a debt of gratitude
I don’t understand this guy’s problem with women caring about financial or emotional support. So what if you’re a success object- that’s great, actually. Or so what if women have massive emotional demands? Both of those a hell of a lot better than being judged on looks, because you can do something about them. You can be a success if you work at it, likewise with your EQ. I’d love that.
Unfortunately, I think he’s wrong- women care about looks far, far more than intelligence or wealth or emotional sensitivity or what have you. And their standards are stratospheric. Oh well.
I keep going back to the poem.
“I have the last laugh
’cause I didn’t make you my wife!!!!!!!”
I’m really not seeing why any rational woman would view this as a bug rather than a benefit. It’s just so funny how they’re all “bitches ignore me…yeah well, I won’t marry you so I win!”. It’s like turning up at a job the day after you were fired and declaring loudly that you quit.
Oh, totally, Mr. Al. If only women were interested in men with a better understanding of their own emotions and the feelings of others, then you’d be a huge success with the ladies. Mr. Al: The Brad Pitt* of Emotions.
*I felt obligated to mention Brad Pitt as the paragon of womanly desire, because, you know. MRAs.
ZTM, I think SOME American women are ok. There was this girl who lived on my floor last year who was really nice. That being said, I understand your anger, just I think it’s important not to make generalizations.
It’s like turning up at a job interview and declaring that you quit. It’s impossible to imagine anyone having a reaction other than “welp, we dodged a bullet.”
Hi MRAL. What were some of the really nice girl’s good qualities?
I got here too late :( Hopefully he is still viewing this thread :D
What about Canada? o:
Also I’m an Asian girl! :D
Tell me more about me! :D
She was just friendly. I don’t think it’s rocket science. She would actually initiate conversations with me, which is really rare for women. I have really bad anxiety about taking the initiative (with men or women) so it wins you huge points with me if you relieve me of that burden. Women almost never do. Men do sometimes.
ZTM, I think SOME American women are ok. There was this girl who lived on my floor last year who was really nice.
Just one? xD
MRAL: It’s very nice when people take the trouble to talk to the shy, quiet person. Maybe you could use her as an example to follow, when you are trying to get on well with people? I mean, you could be nice to a shy person, talk to them like she did.
Men’s Rights Activist Lieutenant | October 20, 2011 at 10:03 pm
I don’t understand this guy’s problem with women caring about financial or emotional support. So what if you’re a success object- that’s great, actually. Or so what if women have massive emotional demands? Both of those a hell of a lot better than being judged on looks, because you can do something about them. You can be a success if you work at it, likewise with your EQ. I’d love that.
And you have pegged a lot of women’s and feminists’ problems w/ the way women are viewed in our society :3
+1 awareness points to MRAL :D
In my freshman year I knew a guy with a lazy eye, and not otherwise terribly attractive, who had a pretty good looking girlfriend. (I didn’t know her that well, so I can’t speak to her personality.)
Of course, he was also quite intelligent, charming, asked penetrating questions (he was a philosophy major), played the piano beautifully, etc.. Pretty impressive person overall. And that was only the most interesting person I met.
One couple in my group of friends was a decent looking, passionate guy in the army or ROTC (not sure) and a pretty-ish girl with bad teeth. Then there was the plain, conservative and religious girl (also in ROTC) with the plain-ish but fun pentecostal guy.
Even now the women I know around your age (I’m only 3-4 years older than you, I’m not an old man) are pretty much average, and they’re getting together with pretty much average people. Quite frankly, the only minimum standard I’ve noticed is that, as far as I can tell, the women I know generally don’t pick guys who rage about gashes, feminists and manginas on the intarnetz.
Barring disfigurement, any woman CAN be hot, Ami. So no.
Quite frankly, the only minimum standard I’ve noticed is that, as far as I can tell, the women I know generally don’t pick guys who rage about gashes, feminists and manginas on the intarnetz.
Clearly a sign of the unfair, superficial standards that feminists have brainwashed women with!
Men’s Rights Activist Lieutenant | October 20, 2011 at 10:35 pm
Barring disfigurement, any woman CAN be hot, Ami. So no.
Oh? xD
We’re back to the whole “if you just walk 20 minutes a day you’d look like Lauren Conrad” again aren’t we? xD The “boy if I was a woman, I’d just do a couple crunches and I’d be super hot and the world would be my oyster! But sadly I’m a 5’9″ guy and so no woman will ever like me and I can’t ever do nething about my looks and women dont’ care about success because if they did they’d date me!”
e_e
Hey MRAL, tell me about my life? :D Pre and post transition. I’m your height :D How many dates did I get before? :3 How attractive was I to women?
You’re the expert on this XD
MRAL: “that woman is hot” really means “I feel sexually attracted to that woman”, it’s not a quality of the woman herself, or what she does. You know this because there are people who don’t find that particular woman “hot”, or find people “hot” that you don’t.
I’m not interested in your life.
Even with disfigurement, someone can be “hot”. :)
Nice dodge MRAL xD
You’re the one making these sweeping statements to justify your own life. So apply them to other ppl’s lives? :D
Barring disfigurement, any woman CAN be hot, Ami. So no.
Even presuming this is true, why would it be any less true of men?
mral: Any woman can be “hot” in the eyes of whom? What’s your definition of “hotness” here. Genuinely curious.
Besides, you SHOULD be interested in my life. xD I’m about your height… I’m prolly even less masculine looking than you. I also have that little squint in my eye. I’ve worn glasses my whole life too, so it’s not like I screamed COOL xD So it’s not hopeless at all for you! :D
Obv I’m talking pre-transition xD Post-transition I’m obv way less masculine looking than you XD
Oh, there he goes being all emotionally perceptive again…
@Polliwog cuz MRAL can’t get a girlfriend. That’s why. xD
Poliwog, it’s because men need to be “over 6ft” (to use the entitled women’s phrase), and you can’t do anything about that.
Who are you quoting MRAL? o:
You can’t attribute a quote to all women xD Which particular woman are you quoting?
MRAL, if you could severely risk and damage your health (like say, starving) but you could gain inches in height doing that, but you’d have to KEEP doing that. Would you a) do it and b) then say that “any man can be tall” and that therefore any complaints about male beauty standards aren’t a big deal? :3
I swear this point has already been made before, but of course Mr. Al is conveniently ignoring the women who like shorter men as well as the women who don’t really care about height. Not all straight women “need” a 6 foot man. If they did, there would be a lot more single men and women.
I know what you’re feeling, Mr. Al, but it’s just not true, and you need to find another outlet for your delusions and unhappiness, OK?
Well, no cats here, but I do have nine* dogs. Oh wait, AND a husband who’s a few years younger than I am. Plus I’m over 50, look grandmotherly, and I’m not thin, but my husband thinks I’m gorgeous (I think he’s hot, too).
I hope that “no marriage” guy doesn’t come back and read this because his head would probably explode, and some poor sap would have to clean that mess up.
*Only 3 are permanent dogs, the rest are a mama dog and puppies we are fostering for the animal shelter.
The guy I had a huge crush on (that is sadly taken -_- ) is an inch shorter than me, which puts him in the range of MRAL. xD
And yet I wasn’t like BOOOOOOO I NEED A TALL GUY xD
On the other hand, I HAVE dated a guy who was 6’2″, and he also turned out to be a misogynist who said “white men have it worst in our society” xD And I stopped dating him…
this could be MRAL’s problem…
Don’t forget the “full head of hair” ;)
I guess that would be the Entitled Women’s League of America, the secret organization that speaks for all women but only issues confidential press releases to MRAs.
Seraph:
Protip: If you only have sex with inebriated people on the point of passing out, you are nearly immune to false rape accusations.
ZTM:
I always hate that. “If you’re offending people, you’re doing something right!” If you set puppies on fire, you’ll offend people, but you’re not doing something right.
Our Hero Zero:
She was a thief, you got to belief, she stole my heart and my cat. Judy, Betty, Josie and those hot Pussycats… they make me horny, on Saturday morny… girls of cartoo-ins will leave me in ruins… I want to to be Betty’s Barney. Hey Jane… get me off this crazy thing… called love.
(I can C&P too)
Cassandra:
You mean Brandon?
MRAL:
My father’s less than 6′, and I’m fairly sure he’s gotten laid at least twice.
Moewicus | October 20, 2011 at 10:58 pm
I guess that would be the Entitled Women’s League of America, the secret organization that speaks for all women but only issues confidential press releases to MRAs.
No no, they send those emails to all of us, but MRAL INTERCEPTED them! His rank may just be lieutenant, but he’s also part of the MRA black ops XD
Cassandra:
You mean Brandon?
*DIEZ*
you just made my night XD
MRAL, I have literally never dated a man who wasn’t under 6 feet tall. My first very serious boyfriend was a whopping 5’6”. If I could change one feature about my current partner’s appearance (and he didn’t mind), I’d make him a couple of inches shorter, because then it’d be easier to kiss him without straining my neck. I’m not sure where you got the idea that all women want the same thing and that it is tall guys, but we are seriously not a hivemind.
Also, you may have heard of a dude named Tom Cruise. he is 5’7”. Are you actually under the impression that the average woman watching Top Gun or Risky Business in the 80s spent those movies thinking, “Ew, that guy is HIDEOUS! I definitely would not go out with a guy who looked like that”?
My boyfriend is 5’10”. The guy I dated before that was 5’8″. Before that? 5’6″.
(Whoa. I did not notice this pattern. The guy before that was 5’11” so it’s not like I’m scaling up each time…)
I feel sort of silly offering “proof” that guys under 6′ can get dates, the way I’d feel if I was called upon to prove that some dogs are brown.
@Holly
Don’t think about it as offering proof. xD Think about it as giving MRAL an example and seeing how his stubborn world view handles it, and what hilarious justification his brain spits out :D
I wish you’d been around when ZTM was spouting off about how Asian women would fulfill all his needs because they’re all submissive little things who don’t give their men any lip and possibly also don’t get old or poop.
…Not that it would have changed anything, but it would have been funny.
I still wonder if these idiots have actually met any Chinese women at all, ever.
NRAL, google “How tall is Brad Pitt” and prepare to have your mind blown.
.
(Spoilers: He’s 5’11”.)
Also joining the never dated anyone over 6 feet bandwagon. My husband is about 5’10, I think. It seems plenty tall to me, because I am only a couple of inches taller than Snooki.
Ami, I think your existence made ZTM spontaneously combust.
@Pervocracy YES! Me tooooo D:
I missed the Ami signal ):
@Bostonian I’m a Chinese woman! :D They will prolly be disappointed by me xD (or all their stereotypes will be confirmed cuz of the way I write xD )
@Kristin I suspect MRAL’s angry suspicions are confirmed by the fact that no women 5’5″ and below will date him, and it MUST be because everybody wants 6 feet men. IT MUST! They can’t even settle for a guy 4-10+ inches above them! xD
For the record, my dad was 5’5″… and he managed to have kids…
It is just that I know so many Chinese women who do not suffer fools like these at all. Like I said earlier in the thread, my former boss would have swept the floor with this loser.
I have just discovered this page through Pandagon, and have spent a few days reading through the archives – magnificent!
As a solicitor (Australian) who works in the field of family law, I deal with these lovely creatures all the time, although many aren’t as poetic as this young man…
Can’t wait for the next entry.
I’ve seriously dated two men. One was 5’9″ and the other was 5’8″. I am also 5’8″.
Admittedly most guys I’ve hooked up with were taller than me, and I do have a preference for tall men. One guy I hooked up with was a head shorter than me, but I think he was sexy.
You see, preferences are just preferences. I have a lot of preferences, and many of them are mutually exclusive (I like really skinny guys and I also like really muscular guys). Being short might preclude you from some women being interested in you, but certainly not all.
What will preclude you from most women being interested with you is bitterness and resentment towards women as a whole, and extreme disgust for their bodies.
@Bostonian XD Oh god, I’ve dealt w/ my share of Asianphiles too… they’re SOOOOO CREEPY… and hilarious! :D
It’s hilarious that if you put together a lot of the exps just in this thread,it turns out that most of the guys ppl are dating are… around average xD 5’7″-5’10”
oh the long suffering MRAL.. cursed by god…. if only he too was of average hei- oh wait…
I am already dealing with weirdos leering at my 10 year old girl. I’m a little touchy about it, as you may guess from some of my redacted posts.
Hell, I married a guy who’s under 6 ft tall. But then again he’s not white, so I don’t suppose MRAL cares.
@Bostonian :( *hugs* *glares at creepoids* >:O
@CassandraSays MRAL has weird things to say about non-white men xD For instance, he thinks it’d be easier for him to get women if he were Asian or Latino b/c the height thing would scale,and a 5’9″ Asian man would be perceived as taller than a white male, and so he would be an Asian alpha (or something xD )
Also he discounts Asian and Hispanic men from average height charts… in order to push it higher so he’s not average.
Why does this guy’s writing remind me so much of the guy from Boycott American Women?
Also, as the owner of a cleaning company, I have a decent amount of ancedotal evidence about who’s bathrooms really are dirtier.
If I had a 10 year old girl and caught some creeper leering at her, I’d probably gauge his eyes out.
What I’m saying, bostonian, is that I admire your restraint :P
Oh, since we’re sharing, my boyfriend’s about an inch shorter than me. My first “real” boyfriend was too, as was this stone cold fox with great ink, a shaved head, and a wonderful dog, who never asked me on a second date (before I met my current partner). I’ve also dated lots of guys who are taller than me (in the 5’11”-6’4″ range), because, as a taller woman, I’ve had a lot of weird experiences with short guys who, in one way or another, weren’t interested in me because of my height.
So there you have it. Women date short men too.
I’ve only dated one guy over 6ft and I’m not a short woman myself so most have only been very close to my own height. I can only think of a few women I know who wouldn’t date guys MRAL’s height but they’re all 6ft or taller themselves. Yes, most women are attracted to men taller than they are but since the average height for women in the US is 5’4″ there are a lot of women who are attracted to men who are 5’9″ or shorter.
So MRAL, I can assure you that your height is not why most women won’t date you. You need to look inside not out for the answer.
Steph wrote,
“1. Model in underpants
“2. ???
“3. SHIT FART PUSSY YOU’LL PAY FOR THIS SOMEDAY, YOU’LL SEE, YOU’LL ALL PAY!!!!1111catladies1!”
Srsly, what the hell happened during step 2?
Daleks.
Thanks Ami and Shora!
It just kills me when guys say ooh she’s MIXED and then look at her like some kind of exotic thing.
I love her so much and she is indeed the most beautiful, smartest child ever in the history of the planet. /end proud parent nonsense
I fear for her sometimes. I am having her take self defense and teaching her not to take any nonsense, but I still worry sometimes.
MRAL did you ever consider that women might not take initiative because they are shy too? I know that’s why I never approach men. I am shy and have some minor social anxieties as well (depends on the place and who I’m with)
I’m also on the taller side and have liked guys the same height or a bit shorter than me. Something tells me they wouldn’t be comfortable dating a taller woman than them though.
I don’t think you really get that women have insecurities and struggle with dating too. I’ve noticed a lot of men (at least the one’s online) seem to only focus on the hot women only. Of course hotter women will have better luck. The rest of us are just invisible until we find men who care about more than looks.