A PUA, living the dream. And by “living the dream” I mean “being a dick.”

Cheating is jerky. But this picture is still hilarious.

Here’s the bravely anonymous alpha blogger behind “Danger & Play ~ An online magazine for alpha males” explaining “Why You Should Cheat on Your Girlfriend.” I’ve bolded my favorite bit:

Haters will tell you to, “Man up! Break up with your girlfriend if you’re not happy.” They are missing the point. You want to have your cake, and to eat it too. Steady, reliable pussy and the occasional strange is the best of all worlds.

Cheating is a lot of fun, and it’s something I highly recommend. It’s way more exhilarating than bungee jumping, and few things feel as good as banging your girlfriend on the same day you banged some strange.

Cheating keeps your game tight. The best way to regulate your girlfriend is knowing you can bang chicks as hot or hotter than your girl. Well, when you cheat, this isn’t hypothetical. It’s reality.

Somehow I’m guessing there’s a lot more “hypothetical” than “reality” going on in this guy’s posts.

You don’t want an exclusive relationship? Fine. There’s no law saying you have to be in one. You can date casually and non-exclusively. You can have an open or polyamorous relationship. There are a lot of people out there in relationships, yet happily fucking other people outside of them. They’re just above board with it.

But that’s not what’s going on with our PUA friend here. With his talk about “regulat[ing]” girlfriends, he seems more interested in fucking over his girlfriend (assuming such a creature really exists) than he is in fucking strangers (sorry, “stranges”).

That’s not “Game.” That’s just being a dick.

But, hey, Nietzsche! He’s BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL! Or, as he puts it in a comment, “Shame and guilt are beta.”

You know, if you have to go around telling everyone what an Nietzschean ubermensch you are, you’re probably aren’t much of a Nietzschean ubermensch.

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Posted on October 17, 2011, in alpha males, beta males, douchebaggery, men who should not ever be with women ever, PUA. Bookmark the permalink. 961 Comments.

  1. Because Brandon has a high IQ!

    Oh, wait, that’s the other sociopathic troll with delusions of grandeur.

  2. @Nobinayamu

    I still don’t praise the whores. You do.

  3. Lol, no one praises you sir, save the manboobz gang. For all your typing you never actually say anything. You just ask questions. Not to burst your self-important bubble, but most people ridicule you.

    Okay, this is just too funny.

  4. Molly: Why, it’s obvious. Because those flash drives are password-protected. Duh.
    ;)

  5. NWOslave | October 17, 2011 at 11:17 pm
    @Ami Angelwings
    “Ppl praise me for being AWESOME still.”

    Lol, no one praises you sir, save the manboobz gang. For all your typing you never actually say anything. You just ask questions. Not to burst your self-important bubble, but most people ridicule you.

    Oh? XD

    I say lots! :D I ask YOU questions cuz you’re so dodgy and vague all the time and you change what you believe every 5 minutes xD You say things, ppl want you to elaborate and you run off screaming XD That’s why I try to clarify things :D

    Who ridicules me? :D Not even you XD You just think I’m the most vile people here and you’re upset cuz you think I’m hurting real people IRL xD So far I haven’t seen you ridicule me, just get upset and angry XD And confused by the XDs :D

    Let’s take a vote? :D

    Who thinks I’m awesome? :D

  6. ME!

    *raises all 4 hippo feet in the air*

  7. @NWO:

    “Oh it’s sounds so altruistic when you put like that. But a slut is exactly that, a slut. She dresses and acts sexy and says all kindsa pretty lies for not only sex, but freebie’s as well.”

    You know who else is a slut? Anyone who’s had sex with more than one person, at least according to some definitions. You know what your problem is? The word “slut” is used in many different ways, and you assume your definitions is the same as everyone else’s. You remember slut walk? They weren’t advocating lying to people to trick them into sex and goodies.

    @Everyone Else:

    Brandon has shown himself completely devoid of any reasonable ethical or moral thought. Nothing the internet tells him will get past his narcissism, paranoia and ignorance. I really can only hope that “Ashley” will either find out what he’s been doing and get the fuck away, or his sex stash gets found out somehow. The only thing that will get through to him seems to be the click of metal cuffs and the slam of iron bars.

  8. NWO, again, you’re so “NOBODY PRAAAISES ME!!!” xD What do you believe ppl should praise you for? o:

    Also…. so everybody loves Ozy and Molly and Holly but not you… and me.. ? XD

  9. Ami, are you a Brit? (I ask because of “dodgy”.)

    Also, yeah, congrats on that little attempted put-down NWO. With those projection skills maybe you can get a job at a movie theater if the milk technician gig doesn’t work out.

  10. @Ami: I do!

  11. @Ami
    Not getting your allusions, unless you mean Dawson’s Creek Season 5, with the character Random Brother? I was peripherally involved a bit in Mystery’s Project Hollywood in 2003-to its implosion in ’05, if you mean PUA subculture. I appreciate whatever snark you are trying to throw at me because it’s probably hilarious, but I’m not getting it.

    o_O

    I’ve never watched Dawson’s Creek XD

  12. “Who thinks I’m awesome?”

    Me, 100% and then some!

    “I really can only hope that “Ashley” will either find out what he’s been doing and get the fuck away, or his sex stash gets found out somehow. The only thing that will get through to him seems to be the click of metal cuffs and the slam of iron bars.”

    Yep. He is one sick little fucker.

  13. @Nobinayamu

    I still don’t praise the whores. You do.

    I said that you don’t believe in consent because you believe all women are whores and I backed that assertion by quoting you directly.

    You said that I “promote all women being whores” NWO. Prove it. Show me where I’ve said “All women should be whores,” or “Whores are the best!”

  14. I think you are awesome Ami.

  15. @Amused: Truecrypt allows for multiple encryption types.

    There are also encryption programs that allows you to maintain plausible deniability by creating two passwords and giving law enforcement one that unlocks nothing or generic files (resume.doc). While the other one unlocks the rest of the drive. Hence you can use deniable encryption.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deniable_encryption

    You can also use password salts. and run your password + salt through md5 which will create a 32 digit number. So you can basically give them the password, but not tell them that it has to be hashed via md5.

    Trust me, I can make it very costly and time intensive for law enforcement.

  16. Also, Ami I think you’re awesome and it’s good to see you.

  17. “Trust me, I can make it very costly and time intensive for law enforcement.”

    They have more money than you do, and plenty of man hours to throw at the problem.

  18. “Trust me, I can make it very costly and time intensive for law enforcement.”

    So eventually, they’ll just STOP? Why hasn’t every criminal thought of this?

    Also, damn, Brandon, this is an awful lot of trouble to go through when you could just be nice to people you have sex with. I’ve been doing it for years and haven’t had to put a quarter of the thought into it that you have.

  19. Also, remember when Katie Homes first hooked up with Tom Cruise and there was a “let Katie go” campaign? I think we need one for Ashley, before it’s too late.

  20. Ty Nobinayamu :D *hugs*

    *hugs everybodY* :D

    Who’s Ashley? o_O

  21. @Kirby:

    1) Ashley doesn’t use my computer

    2) I don’t have a secret stash of illegally taped sex.

  22. PosterformerlyknownasElizabeth

    Trust me, I can make it very costly and time intensive for law enforcement.

    Like that has ever stopped the law.

  23. @Ami Angelwings

    First off, it’s far too painful to read more than 1 sentence you type. And yes, I ridicule you wholeheartedly. Your entire mindset is laughable. Your ideolgy is hateful. Your lifestlye is deploreable. If it hurts to hear the truth, tough cookies. The gang might love you but they’re an infintesimal minority, and with good reason. They have no morality, integrity or honor yet claim all those attributes. They have one attribute, the almighty tolerance, which has always been the only attribute of a decayed society.

  24. Brandon: but you’ve put so much *thought* into it! And sometimes you talk about it in the present tense!

  25. Who knew how much money I’d potentially save over the years just by not making the people I have sex with hate me and not committing crimes against them?

  26. @Brandon:

    “Trust me, I can make it very costly and time intensive for law enforcement.”

    All adding to your sentence via “obstruction of justice” and making you more of a prick. Is there any hole deep enough for you, all for the sake of the vague possibility that a girl might accuse you of rape, despite the facts that rape victims generally aren’t given the benefit of the doubt, are subject to pretty horrendous conditions before even going to trial, and rapists generally aren’t convicted due to lack of evidence?

    Yeah… I’m not gonna wish you good luck, even sarcastically… Here’s hoping you find out exactly what it’s like wasting the time and money of law enforcement.

  27. Brandon, when you and Ashley got together, how did you go about verifying, in case of potential false rape accusations, that the sex was consensual?

  28. @Molly: I deal with this stuff everyday. It would take me ten minutes to set everything up. So while it would be time intensive for cops, it wouldn’t be for me.

  29. Oh, no I’m not a Brit :D

    I’m a Soviet Canuckistanian.. XD

    Or a Canadian for those that don’t speak Limbaughese xD

  30. Reposting:

    So, NWOslave, I’ll take it that, since you skipped over my question, you actually don’t see a moral difference between having sex with someone who’s had one or two drinks and someone who’s had so much to drink s/he’s barely conscious.

  31. Or a Canadian for those that don’t speak Limbaughese

    That was Pat Buchanan.

  32. Pro tip from Brandon – there are no cops who specialise in cyber crime.

  33. “Pro tip from Brandon – there are no cops who specialise in cyber crime.”

    I haven’t had this much fun since MRAL said GRRM’s A Song of Ice and Fire were set in a historically accurate world.

  34. Why on earth would Ami give a flying fuck about your opinion of her? You’re a man who condemns sex workers while patronizing them and posts pictures of 8 year old girls in swimsuits in order to prove that women dress “slutty”. You are an unrepentant liar, utterly lacking in intellectual consistency, with a heart as shriveled as a dried mushroom.

    What on earth makes you think you have an iota of morality, integrity, or honor?

    Tell me something, NWO, when you go home for Thanksgiving will you tell your sisters/sister-in-laws/nieces that all women are whores?

  35. NWOslave | October 17, 2011 at 11:30 pm
    @Ami Angelwings

    First off, it’s far too painful to read more than 1 sentence you type. And yes, I ridicule you wholeheartedly. Your entire mindset is laughable. Your ideolgy is hateful. Your lifestlye is deploreable. If it hurts to hear the truth, tough cookies. The gang might love you but they’re an infintesimal minority, and with good reason. They have no morality, integrity or honor yet claim all those attributes. They have one attribute, the almighty tolerance, which has always been the only attribute of a decayed society.
    XD So you’re in constant pain while you’re reading my stuff? xD

    What’s my lifestyle and why is it deplorable? XD What do you deplore about it? o_O

    What IS my ideology? XD You claim I’ve NEVER SAID NETHING. I just ask questions. How do you know my ideology? XD

    If only this gang likes me, how is the rest of my life? o: Who are all these sekrit other ppl who hate me? XD Is there a giant I HATE AMI CLUB up there that I’m not aware of? XD

    You always claim that you’re in the minority of everything. You’re the oppressed guy who “Sees the truth” in a world controlled by banks, feminists and everything else… that nobody listens to you… that nobody sees the truth….

    and now suddenly you are the 99% XD

    I’m amused that there’s an “I Hate Ami Angelwings” club tho :D

    And you claim I’m not important XD There are whole ppl who devote themselves to hating me! XD

  36. @Kirby: No, I should just roll over and let the legal system screw me. My faith in our legal system is pretty much “ziltch”. So fuck them.

    Also, if the data was actually illegal, I could plead the 5th. By giving law enforcement the password, I would be willingly incriminating myself…a stupid move.

  37. Ami @ 11.09pm,

    Pleased to meet you, sorry about the lack of politeness. I still don’t know what you mean by “old ones”. Lovecraft’s “old ones”? And who are Cold and Random Brother? Ah, n e way. This is obviously some kind of insider reference that I’m just not getting. I do think the MTG cards for Manboobz was absolute genius, though :-P.

  38. Also you have to love how his response to the fear of a crime being commited against him is a. to commit another crime and b. to fantasise about how easily he could get away with it.

    You’re really not doing very well at countering the whole “Brandon is rapey” accusation here.

  39. @Spear oh ok :D

    Buchananese! :D

    I’m also Chinese! SO I guess that makes me TWICE a communist XD

  40. “No, I should just roll over and let the legal system screw me.”

    So you think videotaping someone without their consent during sex should be legal?

  41. @Eurosabra thank you! :D

    I’m taking a break from making them, but I’m always happy when others enjoy them :D

  42. @Spearhafoc

    Passed out is rape, everything else in the way of alchohol consumption isn’t. I’ve answered this one before.

    Oh, and a little tip for all you ladies. Don’t drink till you pass out. Of course, next week women will be rallying drunkwalkers. I was a bit tipsy, therefore I’m a victim.

    Cya losers.

  43. @Molly: I don’t really care.

  44. NWO said: The gang might love you but they’re an infintesimal minority, and with good reason. They have no morality, integrity or honor yet claim all those attributes. They have one attribute, the almighty tolerance, which has always been the only attribute of a decayed society.

    Okay, so are you saying your views are some sort of majority position? Or that you’re in the minority in other ways, but not in making fun of Ami? Or that feminist views are commonplace, and causing society to deca… Well, I know you believe THAT. Well, if that’s the case, and such views are destroying society, then.. Are they an infinitesimal minority? If they are, what’s to fear? The Empire should be ROBUST!

  45. Another interesting piece of information from Brandon – he doesn’t care whether or not the things he does are legal.

    Again, not exactly helping to build the “Brandon is totally not rapey and can absolutely be trusted to understand and respect ideas about consent” case here.

  46. Cya losers.

    xD

    That was his curtest sign off? XD What happened to the “I’LL GET YOU NEXT TIME GADGET” things we usually get from him? xD

    C’mon NWO, you aren’t done telling me how much you hate me yet XD

  47. Passed out is rape, everything else in the way of alchohol consumption isn’t.

    So it’s a-okay to screw someone who’s too drunk to be able to recite the alphabet, as long as she’s not outright unconscious? Got it.

  48. NWO, ladies and gentleman, providing us a perfect example of his “morality, integrity, and honor.”

  49. @Eurosabra

    Sorry your pity-party didn’t find a willing host, because what I said was that people weren’t giant snobs, and that’s what I meant. As in if you are average, you can easily find other average people who are interested. If you are below average, you can still find people in the lower-average range who might be interested. Both ways, men and women… everyone can find someone. Unless you’re a creep, a jerk, or a self-pitying crybaby.

  50. Late to the party, but I think Ami is awesome with awesome sauce, plus awesome cake and a scoop of awesome ice cream for desert. In short, she’s awesome!

  51. NWO and Brandon, neck in neck in today’s Manboobz Most Sociopathic Troll competition. Watch out, MRAL, you’re falling behind!

  52. Both ways, men and women… everyone can find someone. Unless you’re a creep, a jerk, or a self-pitying crybaby.

    or Ami apparently XD

  53. I’m just trying to figure out how Brandon can be so deeply concerned about the possibility of a false rape accusation being leveled against him and not be in possession of a bunch of illegal sex tapes.

    Seriously, he’s spent quite a few posts not only justifying this practice but explaining how he would get away with it. And the posts prior to those were all about just how necessary this sort of thing is because false rape accusations could come out of nowhere.

  54. @Brandon:

    … *sigh* Let’s get some extreme into this conversation. Do you believe it is ok to murder someone on the grounds that you believe they may murder you in the future? Obviously, life in prison is far better than being dead, right?

  55. @Nobinayamu: Because I found out about danger and play’s post about it today. I never actually thought of it prior to reading it and thought it was an interesting take on the matter.

  56. And, NWO, as always, we console ourselves with the fact that we get to keep being us, and you, sadly, must go on being you. Still, tomorrow is another day.

  57. @Kirby: That’s a bad analogy. For one, I could record hundreds of times without anyone knowing about it. Murders don’t really go unnoticed.

  58. @Brandon will you be doing it from now on then? o:

  59. There’s the famous OK Cupid survey that found that women rated 80% of online men “average or below.” Men were more forgiving. So, there are people who are alone without being dysfunctional, and they are mainly men.

    It’s not pity. It’s simply a market in which women are always in more demand than comparable men.

  60. I notice you never answered my question, Brandon. If a woman was to videotape you because she was afraid you might rape her and wanted evidence for later if she needed it, would you be OK with that?

  61. Eh, Brandon thinks too small! What he should really do, if he wanted to be really safe, is always have sex while covered entirely in a latex body suit, wipe down his partner and the entire room with bleach afterwards, burn off his own fingerprints, conk his partner over the head to induce amnesia, feign his own death, change his name and go into hiding in Mongolia. Better safe than sorry, amiright?

  62. @Ami: Probably not. I trust Ashley and I am not really having casual flings right now.

  63. Like imagine a woman is afraid of rape (which remember is a lot more common than false rape allegations), and so she sets up a camera and records every single incidence of sex that happens in her home. Is that totally cool as long as she promises not to show the footage to anyone?

  64. Better safe than sorry, amiright?

    Ami is always right. :3

  65. Late to the party, but I think Ami is awesome with awesome sauce, plus awesome cake and a scoop of awesome ice cream for desert. In short, she’s awesome!

    I vote this!

  66. @Brandon:

    It’s not a bad analogy because I’m not operating under the premise that “it is only immoral if I get caught.” I’m trying to get at your paranoia as justification for an immoral act, not how well you can hide from the law.

  67. “I trust Ashley and I am not really having casual flings right now.”

    Now I’m curious. What on earth could she have done to make you trust her when you have this level of paranoia?

  68. Brandon | October 18, 2011 at 12:01 am
    @Ami: Probably not. I trust Ashley and I am not really having casual flings right now.

    But if you two break up, you’ll be video taping any encounters you have with women from then on out now that you have this knowledge? :]

  69. @ Baglesan – Or he could try not behaving in ways that might make women feel like he’d raped them.

    …Nah, that’s way too hard. Elaborate password-protected videotaping schemes are much simpler.

  70. You know, Brandon, my best guy friend in the world has a little talk he gives to young men (cousins, nephews, kids from his neighborhood, etc.) that’s all about navigating the at times tricky world of youth, intoxicants, forays into casual sex, consent, etc. I don’t necessarily agree with his approach, but the message is awesome and resonates with his target audience.

    And he has never recommended that men secretly videotape their sexual encounters, without getting permission. I mean, yes of course, he’s not an asshole and that helps. But your elaborate fantasies of how easy it would be (because apparently law enforcement doesn’t have anyone who knows how to work a ‘puter) set aside — you’ve really spent his many posts on this because you think that was an “interesting take”?

    Really?

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