Mod of Reddit’s Jailbait subreddit shocked – shocked! – that dozens of commenters there were begging for nude pics of a 14-year-old
Ugh. It’s the Jailbait subreddit again. If you’ve been following any of the discussions that have recently been swirling around Reddit’s popular subreddit dedicated to the posting of technically-not-child-porn pics of underage girls, you probably ran across the standard Jailbait apologia: The pics there aren’t nude pics, and besides, most of them were originally posted on the internet by the girls themselves. So it’s all good clean fun, I guess.
It’s going to be a little bit harder for the Jailbaiters to use this bullshit argument in the future. A day or so ago, you see, a Jailbaiter calling himself TheContortionist posted a pic of his (alleged) 14-year-old ex-girlfriend’s ass in a thong. Naturally, the regulars demanded more. The OP noted that the only other pics he had of her were nudes.
So literally dozens of the regulars – I counted around 70 in all — begged him to PM the nudes to them. And … apparently he did send some of them the pics, at least according to a r/jailbait moderator with the charming handle I_RAPE_PEOPLE.
I can only hope that some of the requesters were FBI agents.
Here’s a screenshot of the whole disgusting thread (SFW; in an earlier NSFW screenshot posted to Reddit virtually all of the comments you see downvoted here still had net upvotes).
TheContortionist’s post (and the Jailbaiters’ reaction to it) was first brought to the attention of non-pedo Redditors by Me_bender in ShitRedditSays, then brought to the attention of the rest of Reddit by SRS regular HPLovecraft.
Naturally, this being Reddit, the r/jailbait apologists are still insisting that, hey, even though something like 70 people in r/jailbait publicly requested PMs of child porn, this sort of thing is officially frowned upon by the subreddit’s mods, so, you know, not to worry. As CapNRoddy put it:
The existence of r/jailbait does not mean nudes of children. Those are against the rules. Those posters broke the rules.
And then of course there were various iterations of this non-argument, set forth here by im_only_a_dolphin:
You know what I do about /r/jailbait?
I don’t visit it. Bam. Problem solved.
If by “solved” you mean “ignored, because I don’t give a shit about crimes that harm people other than me,” then I guess, yeah, that is “problem solved.”
I’ve been taking these quotes from the sometimes surreal discussion of the issue on the WTF subreddit. That discussion also produced this rather surreal exchange with I_RAPE_PEOPLE, the r/jailbait moderator I mentioned earlier:
Meanwhile, in another discussion of the topic elsewhere on Reddit, voidsong managed to get more than a dozen net upvotes for a comment that attempted to place the blame for the pics in r/jailbait on “daddy’s little angels slutting themselves up and taking pictures in the mirror” (and, of course, their parents).
I can only hope that the authorities are investigating these creeps, and that the Reddit admins are cooperating fully with them.
Posted on October 10, 2011, in creepy, hypocrisy, idiocy, misogyny, pedophiles oh sorry ephebophiles, reddit. Bookmark the permalink. 452 Comments.
“David, you’re full of sh*t. Reading your post demonstrates that you go to jailbait. I think the denial is actually more creepy than the accusation.”
Yeah, keep attacking that strawman. Meanwhile, we’re busy living.
Oh, BTW, here’s the link with Pattinson’s b-day. I assumed he was much younger as well, so I had to Google.
“Evidence: The Twilight women. But are we talking about arresting them? No. The manginas and H cubeds here only care about MALE ephebos.”
Dude, I condemn sexual abuse all of the time. Whether they have a penis or vagina or whatever has little to do with it.
Stop assuming what we talk about and do.
Maggie, WTF are you talking about? What part of “I saw this on ShitRedditSays and on the Reddit front page, hence the links to dicsussions of this on ShitRedditSays and r/WTF in my post, as well as to screenshots obtained from those discussions” do you not understand?
You’re really just a horrible person, aren’t you?
The Twilight women? Who would that be? And no, no one is talking about arresting anyone, man or woman, for creepy fiction. I notice that MRAL remembers to call the guys requesting naked pictures of a teenage girl ephebophiles but thinks that women who like a chaste mormon vampire romance are pedophiles–I’m pretty sure Bella Swan’s older than 14. Yr dble standrd, it iz showing.
Taylor Lautner was underage for the first two movies, and the wimminz did not attempt to control their ‘gina tingles.
Molly: I kind of assumed that the main actors were all over 18, because Hollywood usually casts adults to play high schoolers. Should see if the werewolf guy is actually over 18… Eh, wrong-o! He’s 19 this year. Almost from my hometown, never knew that.
“I’m pretty sure Bella Swan’s older than 14.”
Wait, now I’m confused. MRAL, did you mean the female *characters* in Twilight or the middle-aged female *fans* of Twilight?
Gods, magdelyn, you just go with whatever cheap shot pops into your head, don’t you?
David, are you saying you’ve been falsely accused of going to /r/jailbait? The irony.
“Yeah, keep attacking that strawman. Meanwhile, we’re busy living.”
I’m actually just procrastinating working out, but meh. ;)
Case in point.
Okay, I see MRAL meant older women perving on Taylor Lautner’s appearance in the first Twilight movie, when he was 16. I guess I never heard about his full-frontal nudity and sex scene in that film. Which is still stupid, because no one is calling for the arrest of anyone for merely obsessing over a minor. Really, MRAL, go ahead and fantasize about 16 year old girls all you want, no one will try to arrest you. Just don’t ask for naked pictures of them on the internet.
Magdelyn, how do you think David was looking at jailbait? Did… did you see David there? Were you there? Wild speculation based on purposeful misinformation says: “yes!”
Mag you pedo pervert. O:
“David, are you saying you’ve been falsely accused of going to /r/jailbait? The irony.”
… Mag, you realize you’re a woman falsely accusing a man here, right? You’ve become everything MRAs hate.
“Okay, I see MRAL meant older women perving on Taylor Lautner’s appearance in the first Twilight movie, when he was 16.”
Oh, really? I didn’t hear about that. o.o
Yeah, I think they lusted after his abs. And frankly, MRAs can lust after a 16-year-old girl’s abs too, if they want. I’m okay with that. :p
I think Mag’s a dude.
“I have zero medical training but i did a research project on capsaicin. <–my credentials."
You did not! Why, I bet you're actually a Woman's Studies professor. I demand that you prove your real identity by posting name, address, and phone number before Hengist feels moved to flounce again.
MRAL, you keep reaching and coming up short. Nice try though.
You caught me! The “project” was just me randomly pepper-spraying dudes in the face and accusing them of rape and then laughing. I’m a fraud. ;_;
Bagelism, Maggie’s a gal.
And David just got done saying that between 2-8% of the people who posted asking for naked pictures of a minor were probably being set up by their wives or girlfriend.
Isn’t that ironic.
I’m a tranny, for those who care where allegations come from. I believed that he was in /r/jailbait. But his adamant denial seems legit, so I apologize to him for the allegation. I didn’t realize he would have a hissy fit. It does seem weird that false rape allegations are not a feminist issue, but got forbid someone allege something to David.
“Taylor Lautner was underage for the first two movies, and the wimminz did not attempt to control their ‘gina tingles.”
I agree that this is a lil creepy… about as creepy as MRAL using the phrase “‘gina tingles”. o.o
I was trying to prove that women are better than men in every conceivable way, and it worked! All the guys I maced whined about it, but this lady never gave a damn: http://www.scottrobertsweb.com/Indian-Woman-Sets-Guinness-Chili-Eating-Record
Men: 0
Crazy Indian women with no goddamn TRPV1 receptors: 1
Bagelism, Maggie’s a gal.
Huh, I must be thinking of someone else. She’s still a terrible person, obviously, pronoun aside. :p
Perhaps against my better judgement, I’m taking MRAL off moderation.
“Perhaps against my better judgement, I’m taking MRAL off moderation.”
This is gonna be fun. :D
I want to see if we can make MRAL do a straight-up keyboard smash.
No no no, that would be evidence of female fake-better-than-pedos existing. It isn’t evidence that they are more common than male fake-better-than-pedos.
I don’t want these people arrested for existing, only for actually sleeping with people beneath the age of consent.
“‘Gina tingles” is not creepy. It’s an example of the entitlement of the wimminz.
Not likely, he seems aware that this doesn’t impress us anymore.
David, he’s still throwing around HEr Royal/Holy Highness, that was H Cubed. And really, he just keeps doing the same cycle, why bother at this point?
““‘Gina tingles” is not creepy. It’s an example of the entitlement of the wimminz.”
Well, not an actual keysmash, but he certainly is getting less coherent even by his already low standards.
Also probably an awesome drag name? :p
Gina tingles is creepy, but it’s a great drag name.
OMG hellkell I think we have to have a “walk-off” now, Zoolander style.
“‘Gina tingles’ is not creepy. It’s an example of the entitlement of the wimminz.”
I am honestly trying to think of an equally creepy-sounding term for a man’s arousal and I CAN’T. Agh! Is “cock twitches” creepy? “Ball tingles” just sounds silly.
@Baglesan: Ha! you may have it, for Kitty Glitter is already my drag name.
Ball tingles sounds like something you need a prescription cream for.
…”Scrotum scrunchies”? “Prick tickles”?
And yes, I’ll take Gina Tingles as my name (Kitty Glitter is fabulous!) :D
Are these men breaking the law? No. Then shut the fuck up. So a few people asked for nudes, I really don’t see the big deal. Did he give them out? If no, there’s no problem.
“Ball tingles sounds like something you need a prescription cream for.”
This is a total thread derail, but now I’m wondering if creepy terms for mens’ arousal even exist. Google’s not helping.
Anyway…
@MRAL: So you’re saying all women feel entitled to have sex with younger men? Is that why cougars are worshiped in our culture?
Trying to solicit child porn = totally alright and legal. Obvs.
“Are these men breaking the law? No. Then shut the fuck up.”
No.
“Are these men breaking the law? No.”
Um, MRAL? Here’s a direct quote from the post above:
“Jailbaiter calling himself TheContortionist posted a pic of his (alleged) 14-year-old ex-girlfriend’s ass in a thong. Naturally, the regulars demanded more. The OP noted that the only other pics he had of her were nudes.
“So literally dozens of the regulars – I counted around 70 in all — begged him to PM the nudes to them. And … apparently he did send some of them the pics…”
Having nude pics of a 14 year old girl is indeed illegal. It’s child porn.
Scrotum Horripilation.
There.
MRAL, you shut the fuck up. Soliciting underaged nudes is not legal.
Molly, no, you’ve got to follow the formula: leave off the first syllable: ‘nis stiffies, perhaps?
“Wee wee wiggles”? “Dick thickenings”? “Johnson jiggling”? “Cock cuntchemotaxis”?
…Apologies to the people on here who will never be able to feel sexual arousal again after reading my suggestions.
‘nis stiffies sounds like a British candy.
(Also apologies for the cis and hetero-centrism of the last suggestion. ;D)
“peen pangs?”
“Scrote bloats”?
…Ew, that should honestly get looked at by a doctor.
Thank you hellkell! I was trying to think of a “peen” one. :D
Actually, how about “glistening shaft”? If you had a dick and someone referred to it in that way, would you give them the side eye?
Young girls wearing nothing or next to nothing and calling men pervs for looking.
Oh. The. Irony.
You’re welcome!
I would give someone the side-eye for “glistening shaft.”
Oh, are we introducing bad porn!fic terms now, too? “Throbbing man meat” is a classic, natch. :p
Okay, well personally I think ephebephilism is quite different from pedophilism.
By the way, I cannot be an ephebephile because I’m 19, so I have no skin in the game.
NWO, learn to read plz. No one is calling them pervs for looking. They are being called pervs for asking for nude pics of underage girls. Can you spot the difference?
We could just link to Weeping Cock and call it a day.
http://community.livejournal.com/weepingcock
If we’re going the Halequin route, let’s not forget “heaving bosom” and “throbbing manhood.”
Here’s a good rule of thumb: are there tits? If so, you’re good.
MRAL, it’s safe to say you have no game at all at any time.
NWO feels lonely because we aren’t talking about his dick.
Do you want it called, uh… “nocturnal nutnugget”? “Flying feathered fuckstick”? Or something classy like your “owlhood”? XD
“Here’s a good rule of thumb: are there tits? If so, you’re good.”
Unless you’re Australian.
*goes back in time, buys a tazer for her 8-year-old self*
MRAL, sweetie, I was wearing a C cup by the time I was 11 (and a B cup at 9). It’s charming of you to announce that men fucking 9 year old me would have been totally cool with you.
MRAL is preying on small perching birds. That’s just wrong.
Would be funnier if it were NWO, though.
Also I have to point out that this is exactly why trying to draw a hard line between pedophilia and ephebophilia doesn’t really work.