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Barbershop handjobs and women as chattel: Some Spearhead Gems

Actual barbershop in Poland

You’ve got to give the Spearhead men credit for one thing: vivid imagination. Browsing through the comments on a recent W.F. Price post on marriage in Asia, I ran across a whole host of little gems, all of them eagerly upvoted by the assembled mob.

Gem #1: Uncle Elmer, a forward-thinking sort, fantasized about the impending arrival of

Asian style whoring here in the U.S., which is inevitable anyway as the world “flattens out” and we become more third-world as China becomes more first-world.

In the not too distant future when a fella goes to the “barber shop” he will be greeted by Heather, Madison, and Chloe, who will be eager to attend his needs in support of paying off their student loans.

Did he think that Idiocracy was a documentary?

A fellow named Will chimed in to ditto Elmer’s contribution, and to offer a most unusual conspiracy theory:

You’re right Elmer, every female student is a potential prostitute in the making, once the economy takes a nosedive and they can’t pay their loans.

Makes you wonder if the primarily Female university attendees aren’t intentionally being sold a “bill of goods” regarding the value of their university “education”.

So young women are being convinced to go to college, even though college education for women is useless (because, you know, they’re women), so that in a bad economy they’ll all start giving handjobs in barber shops to pay off their student loans?

Who exactly is doing this convincing? The American Association of University Women? The Illuminati? Uncle Elmer?

Gem #2: The always charming Oddsock, meanwhile, offered a skeptical take on the value of women’s conversational skills:

Lets be blunt here for a mo. How many men do you think would even bother talking to todays women if she did not have tits and a pussy ? How many women do you know that you could spend many hours or days with engaged in interesting conversation or leisure persuits?

Spearheaders, sparkling converstationalists all.  A regular Algonquin Round Table, with the part of Dorothy Parker played by some random internet misogynist who can’t spell the word “pursuits.”

Gem #3: Peter-Andrew: Nolan(c), offers up some reflections on his life as an Australian expat alpha dog in Germany. And some thoughts about, um, agriculture?

Because I am alpha with a great track record of being a “father and husband” and I have the ability to earn money I have women lining up to have a chance of marrying me. It is good to be at the top of the tree for a change. Shame the tree is about to fall but I am ok with that too. Those below me will cushion my fall.

As my new business venture fleshes out over the next few years I see the following happening. Men will band together to corner the income generation for many areas and they will insist on the “women as chattel property” marriage contract if any marriage at all…..men will exert their dominance in all things that are useful and productive in a competitive environment where they operate outside “guvment control” and the assets they corner will provide women galore.

I am with Angry Harry on this one “men farm cattle and sheep, why not women?” Women have always been “attracted” to the one they think will pay for them. Since we were living in caves. Women are no different today than they were 10,000 years ago. It’s just that we had a highly dystorionate PR system telling us “sugar and spice and everything nice” for a few generations.

And no, “dystorionate” is not a real word, at least in any language I or anyone else on planet Earth is familiar with. Google it, and see.

 

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KathleenB
KathleenB
9 years ago

Some real irony: One of the more remarkable personalities of the medieval period was Gracis Mendes Nasi. Her family were Portuguese Jews, expelled just before she was born. After some moving around, necessitated by every place she and her family settled suddenly deciding to expel them (while creating an underground railroad of sorts to help get Jews targeted by pogroms into Turkey), she ended up a very rich widow in the Ottoman Empire. The sultan not only allowed her to stay in her own business, keep her own money (except for taxes, of course) and pretty well decide her own fate, he created one of the largest Jewish communities in the world. And made a shitpot of money in the process. All because the churches thought Jews were evil. Their loss, I suppose.

reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gracia_Mendes_Nasi

KathleenB
KathleenB
9 years ago

Magpie: Isabella of Castile rode into battle pregnant. Tough broads, they were.

Can you tell what one of my (many) hobbies is?

Things Are Bad
9 years ago

“This guy, and you, are implying that women are mentally incapable of interesting conversation, that the only reason a guy would ever dialogue with her is to try to get in her pants.”

Um, no, I’m saying, quite clearly, mind you, that I don’t wish to engage in conversation with someone who has nothing to say, whether he or she has “sex appeal” or not, and in my experience, and the experience of most everyone, women are much less likely than men to have something interesting to say.

Things Are Bad
9 years ago

“Have you tried? I mean, have you ever actually had a conversation with a woman that didn’t revolve around getting into her pants? Or how horrible women are when compared to the absolute paragon that is the male sex? You might discover that women are more willing to share conversation options when you aren’t acting like an ass around us.”

Actually, I’ve had a few meaningful conversations with women. Not many, of course, but a few. And more often than not, during the conversations which are not meaningful, it’s the women trying to get into MY pants.

Women love me. They simply just aren’t as likely as men to engage in meaningful conversation. And that’s a fact.

Please project your insecurities upon someone else.

Magpie
Magpie
9 years ago

History FTW! Not only interesting for its own sake, it gives you a whole new perspective on your own situation. 🙂

Things Are Bad: when you say ‘most everyone’, how can you know, if you don’t talk to half of everyone?

VoiP
VoiP
9 years ago

I’m saying, quite clearly, mind you, that I don’t wish to engage in conversation with someone who has nothing to say, whether he or she has “sex appeal” or not, and in my experience, and in my experience, and the experience of most everyone, women are much less likely than men to have something interesting to say.

Women are half of everyone, champ.

VoiP
VoiP
9 years ago

OH DANG

READING COMPREHENSION FAIL

katz
9 years ago

And more often than not, during the conversations which are not meaningful, it’s the women trying to get into MY pants.

It’s almost as if you exude an aura of shallowness that leads everyone to the conclusion that there’s no point in talking to you unless they’re trying to bang you.

Bagelsan
Bagelsan
9 years ago

It’s almost as if you exude an aura of shallowness that leads everyone to the conclusion that there’s no point in talking to you unless they’re trying to bang you.

Couldn’t be! He’s not a woman!

Happy Anti-MRA
Happy Anti-MRA
9 years ago

@ Anthony Zarat

You imbecile – Elam is a reactionary bigot, nothing more, nothing less. He has said that cake decorating concerns him more than women being raped, offers reasons why jurors should vote to find rapists innocent in court and, most recently, wrote an excruciating piece claiming that women incite most of the violence against them to “shame” the poor abusive pertetrator.

You, and your ilk, are a comedic spectacle.

Elam has grandchildren. If the mother of those children was raped, would you/Elam argue why the rapist should be found innocent regardless? If not, you’re a hypocrite. If so, you’re a consistent low-life.

Bagelsan
Bagelsan
9 years ago

Apropos of nothing, I just discovered the best way to deal with MRAs:

http://nonadventures.com/2011/08/20/terror-dactyl/

Pam
Pam
9 years ago

Anyway, he’s probably going to flee to another country and start a new job soon, because the Germans are getting tired of his crap.

Tired of him, how so? I mean, according to PAN, “Just last weekend I challenged the Stuttgart customs service to allow me to pass using the WP [the Word Passport that PAN himself created] and was stopped…so it looks like I will be creating a court case in Germany for the WP and publishing the results of that. I had 3-4 customs officers discussing this with me for 3 hours. They were very taken aback by the information I presented them as to what was happening in Australia.”
So, you see, he’s having lively and informative round-table discussions with them… it’s not like they were detaining him or anything like that…

Happy Anti-MRA
Happy Anti-MRA
9 years ago

Can someone leave some links with a comprehensive biography of PAN – he is a truly fascinating character!

KathleenB
KathleenB
9 years ago

Please project your insecurities upon someone else.

While I’ll admit to a boatload of insecurities, I’m not sure I have this one. Mostly because I have no idea what I’m supposed to be projecting. Would you care to elucidate?

KathleenB
KathleenB
9 years ago

and the experience of most everyone,

[citation needed]

women are much less likely than men to have something interesting to say.

Then LEARN2LISTEN! Not saying the there are boring female conversationalists, of course, but your opinion =/= objective fact. Maybe you should try listening, because I can already tell you’ve got a problem going with that.

Oh, but then you’d have to listen to a woman talk. About womanly things, like candles and manicures and relationships! It’s so unfair to all you oppressed manly man dudebros to expect you to give a rat’s arse about what someone else has said! But I’d be willing to bet that you expect women to listen, rapt and silent, to endless drivel about whatever the hell it is that interests you.

Bruce McGlory
9 years ago

“Women love me.”

Translation: My mom loves me.

“They simply just aren’t as likely as men to engage in meaningful conversation. And that’s a fact.

Translation: but all she ever talks about is Wheel of Fortune, so all women must be like that, right?

“Please project your insecurities upon someone else.”

Translation: Things are bad is a bitter, angry virgin and he knows he’s going to die that way.

Bruce McGlory
9 years ago

“But I’d be willing to bet that you expect women to listen, rapt and silent, to endless drivel about whatever the hell it is that interests you.”

Like his car, pro sports and how much porn he bought that day. You know, deep, meaningful subjects like that.

theLaplaceDemon
theLaplaceDemon
9 years ago

“Women love me. They simply just aren’t as likely as men to engage in meaningful conversation. And that’s a fact.”

Alternative hypothesis: Women don’t have meaningful conversations with you.

Hershele Ostropoler
9 years ago

@Things Are Bad

Women love me. They simply just aren’t as likely as men to engage in meaningful conversation. And that’s a fact.

Please project your insecurities upon someone else.

I have nothing to say about this except normally you’d expect that quote to be mined.

KathleenB
KathleenB
9 years ago

Like his car, pro sports and how much porn he bought that day.

Or just him whingeing abut how horrible life is for men and if you stupid wimmins would just get with the fucking program and do what you’re told, everything would be shiny! Unicorns and glitter for everyone!

Jill the Spinster
Jill the Spinster
9 years ago

I have been reading PAN’s “story” for over 3 years. He started as “Petersmh” on the Sydney morning herald website before becoming “newly single” and “global man” on multiple websites, including menarebetterthanwomen.com, but he has pretty much been banned from every website ever created except his own and The Spearhead and he now posts under his full name “PAN”.

A summary of his most offensive/psychopathic posts can be found at peternolanpsychopath.blogspot.com which he claims (of course) is run by the illuminati or ASIO (the Australian version of the CIA)

Nobinayamu
Nobinayamu
9 years ago

“Actually, I’ve had a few meaningful conversations with women. Not many, of course, but a few. And more often than not, during the conversations which are not meaningful, it’s the women trying to get into MY pants.

Women love me. They simply just aren’t as likely as men to engage in meaningful conversation. And that’s a fact.”

So, basically, interesting women aren’t attracted to you. Not surprising.

VoiP
VoiP
9 years ago

“Just last weekend I challenged the Stuttgart customs service to allow me to pass using the WP [the Word Passport that PAN himself created] and was stopped…so it looks like I will be creating a court case in Germany for the WP and publishing the results of that. I had 3-4 customs officers discussing this with me for 3 hours. They were very taken aback by the information I presented them as to what was happening in Australia.”

Customs officer 1: Scheiss doch. Was ist dieser Quatsch.

Customs officer 2: Hör dir das mal an: er denkt, dass er ist ein “Sovereign Citizen” oder etwas: wenn mann ein Name in einer bestimmten Weise schreibt, man ist nicht americanischem Recht unterliegen, nur “English Common Law.”

Customs officer 1: Mensch, dieser Kerl ist spleeniger, als ich gedacht habe. Sollen wir ihn festhalten?

Customs officer 2: Ne, er scheint harmlos genug.

Customs officer 1: Nur nervig.

Peter-Andrew: Nolan (c) OMG! They love me!

VoiP
VoiP
9 years ago

DANG: er denkt, dass er ein “Sovereign Citizen” ist, oder etwas.

cynickal
cynickal
9 years ago

it’s the women trying to get into MY pants.

Women love me.

I know! Right?
Like this other day a woman was all over herself trying to serve me food and smiling… She was totally into me!

Then she got all uppity and bitchy when I left exact change on the table!

Bagelsan
Bagelsan
9 years ago

VoiP, I’m imagining a similar dialogue between Things Are Bad and all women ever… he fails to comprehend a word and so naturally assumes they are in love with him (and stupid.) 😀

Kendra, the bionic mommy
Kendra, the bionic mommy
9 years ago

Wow, Voip, it was well worth the time for me to find an online translator to figure out what you wrote. I could only imagine what the German customs officials thought when PAN told them about his divorce, his website, the sovereign citizen movement, and then his world passport. There is a saying that if you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit. That is something that PAN has truly mastered.

Bagelsan
Bagelsan
9 years ago

Like this other day a woman was all over herself trying to serve me food and smiling… She was totally into me!

Then she got all uppity and bitchy when I left exact change on the table!

She was a boring conversationalist, though; she spent the entire time trying to talk about food. Like, hello, talk about something else ya dumb fatty!

hellkell
hellkell
9 years ago

Things are bad probably thinks women don’t have anything meaningful to say because he won’t let them get a word in edgewise. I’ve gone out with some guys like that, and the monologists got dumped with a quickness.

VoiP
VoiP
9 years ago

I could only imagine what the German customs officials thought when PAN told them about his divorce, his website, the sovereign citizen movement, and then his world passport.

I know. I would have payed to be in on that conversation.

mjfgates
mjfgates
9 years ago

All these comments, and nobody has noticed this obvious problem with the notion of a barbershop handjob: Hair bits. Everywhere. ITCHY. Have we no mucous membranes? Have we not nerves, sensitive skin, orifices? If you rub fibrous spiky things on us, do we not make hideous-but-possibly-comical yowling noises?…

If MRA’s want that, they’re welcome to it.

Sharculese
9 years ago

A summary of his most offensive/psychopathic posts can be found at peternolanpsychopath.blogspot.com which he claims (of course) is run by the illuminati or ASIO (the Australian version of the CIA)

do you have anything that focuses more on his legal escapades? his marked up transcript of his divorce trial is one of the funniest things ive ever read.

Holly Pervocracy
9 years ago

The anti-PAN people (person?) kind of creep me out, to be honest. Not that the guy isn’t a terrible and scary person, but something in the tone of the blog and the “Peternolan Peedo” stuff on Facebook strikes me as… not so awesome. I’m not sure harassing a harasser is necessarily a justified action.

Sharculese
9 years ago

ya, im reading the blog right now and some of the shit they do like posting the names and e-mail addresses of his crazy friends is definitely over the line

Sharculese
9 years ago

jesus fuck they posted his cell number and his bank account that is pretty messed up

Hershele Ostropoler
9 years ago

It’s weird and creepy to create a blog all about how horrible a specific person is.

That this has happened to someone I went to HS with has nothing to do with my feeling that way.

Rutee Katreya
9 years ago

How would harrassing a harrasser *EVER* be justified, exactly?

Holly Pervocracy
9 years ago

Rutee – Really it wouldn’t. I was hesitant in my wording because I hadn’t yet seen the stuff with the phone numbers and the bank accounts. That’s just completely wrong; I don’t care how fucked up the guy is, that kind of shit is crossing the line.

Nobinayamu
Nobinayamu
9 years ago

I’ve read through the a lot of the blog and…

I’m with everyone’s objections. In spirit. But apparently they do this because he is notorious for posting similar information about other people. And while, yes, an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind, it seems that posting his information is the only effective deterrent to keep him from posting others.

Still, it all squicks me out and I find the whole thing disturbing. Wrestling with pigs and all.

KathleenB
KathleenB
9 years ago

I started on the blog, but… damn. That squicks me out, big time. As odious as this guy seems to be, he has as much right to privacy as anyone.

KathleenB
KathleenB
9 years ago

And shit like that just gives him ammunition: He can point to it and say, “See, I told you they’re after me!” It seems to both validate his worldview and give that worldview more power with people who might be on the edge about what he says. Because, hey, if people hate him enough to go to all that effort just to make him look bad, maybe he’s on to something…

Nobinayamu
Nobinayamu
9 years ago

“All these comments, and nobody has noticed this obvious problem with the notion of a barbershop handjob: Hair bits. Everywhere. ITCHY. Have we no mucous membranes? Have we not nerves, sensitive skin, orifices? If you rub fibrous spiky things on us, do we not make hideous-but-possibly-comical yowling noises?…”

Hell, I’m surprised that anyone would let an unlicensed, inexperienced, impoverished college student cut their hair, hand job or no. Have these men no pride?

Bagelsan
Bagelsan
9 years ago

Hell, I’m surprised that anyone would let an unlicensed, inexperienced, impoverished college student cut their hair, hand job or no. Have these men no pride?

I’m still not clear on why a guy who has every reason to believe a certain young woman resented him — “lol bitch, you’re poor!” — would put hair or dick in her hands. Or in her teeth. Seriously.

(*Chomp.* “Bet you wish I’d been able to afford my M.D. now, asshole!”)

qwert666
qwert666
9 years ago

Just though I’d say: If the hairdressers round my way looked and dressed like the lady in the photo above, then I’d consider paying to get my hair cut, rather than doing it myself!

Trollin'MRAs
Trollin'MRAs
9 years ago

I’d be uncomfortable patronizing any establishment predicted by Idiocracy. Especially Buttfuckers.

Nop
Nop
26 days ago

How many women do you know that you could spend many hours or days with engaged in interesting conversation or leisure persuits?

Uh. Quite a few, actually. There’s a reason why most most of my IRL friends are women. MRAs might be the most boring people in the world.