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Is she really going out with him?

Some guys get all the chicks!

This is a bit of a rant inspired by some of the discussions of my recent post on Susan Walsh.

In my defense, I’ve enlivened it with a couple of videos.

Let’s say you’re a young, horny, lonely heterosexual guy. You’re walking to the store to buy some, I dunno, pretzels, and you see the woman of your dreams walking arm in arm with some hideous toad of a man. You say to yourself: how is it that a nice guy like me can’t find any girl who will return my phone calls, while ugly boy here seems to have won the girlfriend jackpot? If you’re Joe Jackson, you write a song about it:

Pretty women out walking with gorillas down my street

From my window I’m staring while my coffee grows cold

Look over there! (Where?)

There’s a lady that I used to know

She’s married now or engaged or something so I’m told

Is she really going out with him?

Is she really gonna take him home tonight?

Is she really going out with him?

‘Cause if my eyes don’t deceive me,

There’s something going wrong around here

A lot about the world seems desperately wrong when you’re young, horny and alone. But maybe in this case there is something that you’re missing. Maybe the ugly dude is charming as fuck. Maybe he’s a brilliant thinker. Maybe he’s awesome in bed. Maybe she’s shallow and materialistic, and she likes him just because he’s rich. Or maybe there’s nothing redeeming about the guy – intellectually, sexually or financially — and the woman in question simply has horrendous taste in men. It could be any of these things.

But here’s the thing: no matter how wounded you feel, whom this woman goes out with is really none of your business. She doesn’t have to have a good reason to be going out with him. It’s not your call. The world doesn’t owe you a hot girlfriend, and this particular woman has the inalienable right to go out with whoever she chooses, even if you personally feel ill at the thought of them doing it. Women you find attractive aren’t obliged to date men you think are appropriate for them.

A lot of guys in the manosphere seem to have hung on to this young-man’s anger and sexual jealousy. But instead of somehow turning their resentment into a catchy song, and then moving away from the rock world to a more jazz-inflected sound, these men cultivate their resentments. And talk about them endlessly.

Soon they’ve developed the uncanny ability to demonize any woman who makes any romantic choice – other than picking them. If a “hot” women is dating an ugly dude, well,

He must be rich! All women are filthy golddigging whores! She’d never give a decent, hardworking beta like me a second look!

If the same woman is dating  a conventionally handsome man, the reaction can be just as strong:

She’s a shallow bitch!  They always go for the alphas! She’d never give a decent, hardworking beta like me a second look!

Weirdly, a lot of manosphere dudes also get angry about the sexual and romantic choices of women they aren’t interested in at all. If a woman they don’t think is all that hot is with a conventionally handsome man, it’s still the woman to blame:

Ha! She’s punching above her weight class, looks-wise. I guess any bitch can get laid, while a hard-working beta like me doesn’t even rate a second look. But eventually he’ll dump her and I will laugh and laugh. Live it up now, bitch, because you’re going to end up alone with a bunch of cats!

This is the thing that’s weirdest to me. Getting worked up about a woman you like who’s dating a loser? I can understand that. I did that, a lot, in my twenties. But quite a few manosphere dudes – and women like Susan Walsh who are manosphere-adjacent – seem somehow deeply affronted by the notion that any women could hook up with a man either lower or higher on that universal 10-point hotness scale so beloved by PUAs and other manosphere dudes.

Walsh speaks of “equilibrium” in the “sexual marketplace” (or SMP as she and her fans like to abbreviate it), and seems to consider any deviation from it to be a moral failing – of the women involved. (The slut-shaming is strong with this one.) Her idea of “equilibrium,” as I mentioned in my last post on her, is one in which fives date fives, tens date tens, and female sixes and sevens know better than to try to get the attention of male eights and nines by wearing low-cut dresses and “slutting it up.”

But here’s the thing. If you’re going to try to mix economic terminology into your dating advice, it helps to actually know what the terms mean. Market equilibrium, as Wikipedia handily summarizes it,

refers to a condition where a market price is established through competition such that the amount of goods or services sought by buyers is equal to the amount of goods or services produced by sellers. This price is often called the equilibrium price or market clearing price and will tend not to change unless demand or supply change.

Guess what? Insofar as the dating world is a marketplace, it’s already at equilibrium. Potential daters size up their prospects, and make a guess as to who is and who isn’t “in their league.” Those who are aiming too high (setting their price too high) and not hooking up with anyone (selling themselves) may end up lowering their standards (lowering their price) to make a sale (get laid).  Some products (people) appeal to a wide demographic; others to a nice market. Some have better marketing then others. Some products look good at first glance, but turn out to need a lot of repairs. All this is mighty familiar to students of economics. This is how markets work.

Of course, the dating world is even more complicated and messy than economic marketplaces. But in a lot of ways it really does act like one.

The interesting thing here is that Walsh and her followers aren’t thinking like capitalists at all. Essentially, they’ve decided that they know better than the SMP they so love to talk about, that their imaginary 10-point scale should predict who chooses whom better than those who are actually doing the choosing. That’s not capitalism; that’s a Soviet style command economy. It’s not the way marketplaces work, and it’s not the way the dating world works.

Guys: if no one is buying what you’re selling, you could try to change what you’re selling so that it appeals to buyers more. Or if you are confident in your product you can simply wait until a more discerning buyer shows up.

Or you could sit by yourself stewing  in your own bitterness and blaming everything on the bitches. Much like the jealous narrator of David Bowie’s classic Queen Bitch, only much less sexually ambiguous. And, frankly, much less appealing. In this song, Bowie manages to make sexual resentment somehow glamorous.

I would like to apologize for talking about this song and bitter manosphere dudes in the same sentence. But I’m still posting the video. This is Bowie, in 1972, performing it live, and fucking killing it:

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Posted on August 6, 2011, in $MONEY$, bad boys, beta males, evil women, hypocrisy, misogyny, nice guys, oppressed men, PUA, sex, sluts. Bookmark the permalink. 267 Comments.

  1. Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant

    Summer snow asked.

  2. Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant

    If you’re talking about “hot people” or “ugly people” or just a general discussion about looks, it’s okay to say “Thom Yorke is kinda ugly, IMO” or “Lady Gaga is kinda ugly, IMO” in a matter-of-fact tone. But when it seeps into discussions about their work, that’s bullshit. I’ve hardly ever seen that happen to average to ugly female musicians.

  3. MRAL, people talk shit about the looks of unconventional female singers and musicians all the time. I swear. And haven’t you noticed that there are a lot of famous female singers who can barely carry a tune but are still pretty famous?

  4. Hey, I asked for advice. I’m glad he’s giving it.

    Can you be a bit more specific, MRAL? Let’s assume I can get a partner. What could I do that would make my partner happy? What would make me a better girlfriend? What character traits and beauty routine would be optimal for my partner’s happiness in the relationship?

  5. “If you’re talking about “hot people” or “ugly people” or just a general discussion about looks, it’s okay to say “Thom Yorke is kinda ugly, IMO” or “Lady Gaga is kinda ugly, IMO” in a matter-of-fact tone. But when it seeps into discussions about their work, that’s bullshit. I’ve hardly ever seen that happen to average to ugly female musicians.”

    You’re missing the point. People like Thom Yorke are mentioned to show that there’s more than just looks to a person. It doesn’t matter how “special” a person is or whether a person is famous. It’s to show that looks are nothing more than just ONE aspect out of HUNDREDS, if not THOUSANDS, of human attributes that make one attractive. It’s not just a tired aesop used in movies/tv shows/books (Ugly Betty, Hairspray, The Hunchback of Notre Dame), it’s also the way life works out.

    If you rule people out based on looks, you’re missing out on A LOT. Attractiveness is just one of many features. It’s not the end all/be all for certain people, and to say so only digs one into a hole.

  6. okay, now I want in.. xD MRAL give me advice too! :D

    Don’t be a Her Holy Highness

    What does that mean specifically? :D What sorts of things should I not do?

  7. What’s considered fat? btw?

    I’m 5’8 (same height as you xD)

    What size would be too big?

  8. Let’s say we go out on a date, and we go to a restaurant.. what are things I should not do to avoid being a “her holy highness”? :3

  9. Hmm, MRAL, can you give me advice, too? I’m about 5’9″ and 160 lb. Should I slim down more? or should I rely on my height?

  10. Oooh, ok, this should be fun!

    MRAL, I want dating advice as well! How do I go about finding and going on a date? Keep in mind I’m 6’8″ and slightly flabby, but good-natured and intelligent.

  11. I liked a guy but I didn’t seem able to get him to like me… and I hung out w/ him a lot, and even asked him out for drinks, and I complimented him and etc….

    what should I have done? :3

    Given that I’m a woman, I can get any guy I want, what should I have done? :3

    (he’s 5’7″, hardly an “alpha male” by your standards too)

  12. @MRAL:

    (make that 6’8″ and 250 pounds)

  13. Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant

    I’m 5’8.5, not 5’8.

  14. Okay, now that that’s cleared up, can you give us advice, MRAL? Mostly me, though. I asked first. :D

  15. Give your height and weight in metric – it makes you sound taller and lighter ;)

  16. Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant

    Since any fucking idiot can “be nice” and “have a good personality”, that stuff is worthless. Be hot, and have very good social skills and/or humor (basically, charisma is what gets your foot in the door in the first place, and then you need to close by being hot). This is for the men by the way, the women get to pretty much do anything except be fat, and even then, you’ll probably still be okay.

  17. What does ‘hot’ mean? (Seriously asking, it’s another of those words I didn’t hear growing up.)

  18. What’s the definition of fat? xD

    Again, what’s fat for me? xD What size would I have to be at my height? o_O

    And if I can do nething how come I didn’t get that guy I liked?

  19. MRAL, that’s not very helpful advice for me. I don’t want to know how to get into a relationship. I’d like to know what would make my hypothetical boyfriend happy in a relationship with me. Let’s try again.

    Let’s assume I can get a partner. What could I do that would make my partner happy? What would make me a better girlfriend? What character traits and beauty routine would be optimal for my partner’s happiness in the relationship?

    Assuming you were dating a non-fat woman, what next? What would you want her to be like?

  20. @MRAL

    Erm, is being hot and having charisma something us guys have control over?

  21. Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant

    No, that’s my point.

  22. Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant

    Summer, for advice in a relationship you should probably ask someone who’s been in a relationship.

  23. Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant

    I’m not doing this bullshit “what’s fat” thing. It’s usually pretty clear. If not, well, you get to make the call.

  24. @MRAL:

    So your advice for men who are dating is… be someone who you can’t be?

  25. It’s okay, MRAL, I’m sure you have some ideas on what makes women more appealing as girlfriends. You have this whole system set up to describe people’s desirability. Surely you’ve got some ideas on how to apply it.

    Any preferences in grooming and makeup? What hobbies and interests are best for women seeking boyfriends? How about personality traits? How should a girlfriend interact with her boyfriend? If you were dating someone, what could she do that would make you happy?

  26. Yeah, MRAL, you said you were making all these changes to change your status, and you know the whole greek system, so what stuff should we change to be more desirable? What character traits should we develop? What BMI should i shoot for? What fashions should I sport?

  27. but you keep telling women not to be fat… you need some definition of what that means xD

  28. I’m not fat, MRAL. How about it?

  29. Since any fucking idiot can “be nice” and “have a good personality”, that stuff is worthless.

    I can think of a fucking idiot or two who isn’t so great at those, actually…

  30. Never had to wait this long for a reply to that question before ;)
    Filled out the census while I was waiting XD

  31. Amy Winehouse (RIP) was ugly as hell. Karen O is no beauty. Even Lady Gaga is pretty ugly.

    Aaand one post later…

    If you’re a woman, you really don’t need to do anything, unless you’re overweight, in which case, I would recommend that you stop being overweight.

    In the second post you say women are always fuckable as long as they aren’t fat, but in the first post you declare several women (all of whom are fairly attractive, just not model-gorgeous) out-and-out ugly. So which is it?

    Thom Yorke looks pretty hot to me, but I have a thing for little skinny blond guys.

    Personally, I think you should model yourself on Peter Falk. He was 5’6″ and had a glass eye, and he was the goddamn Columbo. You should watch Wings of Desire and follow all the good advice provided by Peter Falk in that movie. In college, I was so crazy about Peter Falk that I used to go around campus in a rumpled trench coat. It didn’t get me laid, but maybe you’ll have better luck.

  32. summer_snow: I’m blaming you for this. Why, why, why? You knew he was just going to rag on fat chicks, and even if he didn’t, we would just get a lot of advice on how to hook up with the last man in the universe that any sane person would ever want to hook up with.

    Since any fucking idiot can “be nice” and “have a good personality”, that stuff is worthless.

    Reeeeeeally. So what’s the term for someone who can’t even achieve the level of fucking idiocy? *steeples fingers*

  33. Remember when someone here was pointing out that ‘are you safe’ can mean something different to someone who is being abused? I know a kid who was abused from the day he was born til he was nearly 16. To him “be nice” means “temporarily refrain from carrying out the violent things you are thinking of doing to someone” – because that’s what “be nice” meant in his family. He assumes it means the same thing to everyone else, too.

  34. That wasn’t meant as a reply to katz, by the way. It’s just something I only found out recently, and it’s been on my mind.

  35. Men's Rights Activist Lieutenant

    Kirby, if I had advice to men for dating that worked, don’t you think I’d be using it?

  36. My advice, NTYA:

    1. Be yourself. Most people will not like you much, but being anyone else is a lie and not worth the trouble it brings.

    2. The secret to meeting people – friends, dates, whoever – is the same secret to a lot of other things in life: doing it over and over until you want to puke.

  37. @MRAL “Since any fucking idiot can “be nice” and “have a good personality”, that stuff is worthless.”

    I dunno, you seem to struggle with it alot o_O

    E.g. Try “I’m not rly attracted to fat ladies, but I’m still cool with them being around, and I acknowledge other guys are”

    A step on the road to being nice!

  38. Raoul you seem v. down on yourself, saying people probably won’t like you =/ That easily becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy.

    Why don’t you like meeting people? If you’re just not v. social, why should it be important to get a date? I think you already said you mostly want it for status reasons?

  39. @Laura: It’s complicated. I’ve come to enjoy people’s company, but only in small doses. The rest of the time I’m lonely. It’s a part of my life that has never been in healthy balance. And I’m getting older, and the stats aren’t great for solitary guys past 40. But enough about me.

  40. “2. The secret to meeting people – friends, dates, whoever – is the same secret to a lot of other things in life: doing it over and over until you want to puke.”

    I lol’d because it’s kind of true. But I would suggest that if you want to puke, you should take a break and do something that makes you happy for a bit.

  41. Yes Molly, I’m learning that. Slowly…sooo slowly.

  42. Shaenon: How about “skinny” guys with red hair? :)

  43. Shaenon: How about “skinny” guys with red hair?

    Don’t you dare tempt me. I know gingers have no souls.

  44. Yes we do. We keep them in opaque green jars with ornate seals on the lids.

  45. Sometimes they are even our own souls. :)

  46. Oh, I know men have eating disorders, too, just nowhere near as many as women do. Eating disorders are the purview of middle class white women, predominantly. It was probably a lousy example, but the point was that pathological levels of insecurity do people more harm than good. Living up to some imaginary “ideal”, or going to great lengths to do so, is usually unhealthy. And not the best strategy for getting dates.

    Also, I don’t see where I bashed people with eating disorders. (?) I do think that most men will overlook them if they’re accompanied by very large breast implants, but in general, it’s considered unattractive by *most heterosexual men* for women to have an abnormally low BMI. I hear a lot of “eeww, she’s too skinny” type comments from men when looking at movie stars and celebrities.

    I have a BMI of 18.7 and I still feel huge at times. So I’m no stranger to body dysmorphia… but then most guys I’ve dated have said they’d rather see me gain weight than lose it. Speaking of which, I think Amy Winehouse was quite attractive before she lost 40 lbs. And Lady Gaga isn’t ugly, she’s just not average-Anglo looking, she’s very Italian in her facial features.

  47. By admitting that, numbers-wise, more white women have eating disorders- particularly anorexia- I am not denying that other people have them, just stating a fact. Men are more likely to have exercise bulimia, iirc. The etiology of eating disorders is complex, but the fixation on body doesn’t seem to occur in cultures that have more realistic beauty ideals. So it would seem to me that our ideals and aspirations do have something to do with it.

    And yes, I agree- you’re damned if you do and damned if you don’t. Mischa Barton is a prime example of how the media will rip a woman to shreds no matter what. She really can’t win.

  48. NF4ever, please just stop talking about eating disorders completely.

  49. No NF4ever just No. You shouldn’t talk about things you don’t understand.

  50. Here’s a basic stats page from the National Eating Disorders Assosiation with statistics about minority women and eating disorders (includes citations).

    http://www.nationaleatingdisorders.org/nedaDir/files/documents/handouts/RsrchPop.pdf

    Do a bit of research before opening your mouth, please.

  51. PosterformerllyknownasElizabeth

    If you do not go anywhere, it is pretty hard to meet people…but stop before you get ill.

  52. Thank you for this post! I know I got to the party REALLY LATE, but these ridiculous marketplace comparisons to dating are silly. I love math and I am pretty good at it, but this relationship “calculus” just makes my head hurt.

  53. No Cuntry 4 Old Men!

    First it was the ugly guys bitching that women are shallow and only into looks because they wouldn’t f*ck them. Now “good looking betas” are crying that women are so for dating ugly dudes?!

    What gives?

  54. Oh, this shit again? Yawn

    Sorry, I can’t bring myself to engage seriously because I’m too distracted by wondering why the woman on the right in the photo is Oompa Loompa orange.

  55. I disagree about the last bit. Susan Walsh and her people are thinking exactly like every economics “expert” I’ve ever heard- insisting that oversimplified or incorrect models, plus chilly rationality and self-interest, rather than messy, unquantifiable stuff like love, attraction, and female horniness (basically unquantifiable as far as they’re concerned) are the REAL reasons why people do what they do, even as they’re proven wrong.

  56. In other news — and every so slightly off-topic, “Chateau Heartiste” has become singularly (and hilariously) obsessed with celebrity gossip in the form of Kristen Stewart — “Heartiste” (or whoever comes up with the rubbish on this blog) has dedicated the last six blog posts or so to Kirsten Stewart and her affair.

    Gilmore Girls, Twilight, celebrity gossip. I’m sure these guys are riveting conversationalists.

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