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Digital twats vs. the Pussy Pricing Cartel

Like women, pandas are too lazy to have sex properly.

So, porn. Apparently women just HATE it, and a fellow calling himself Womanhater over on the MGTOWforums is here to tell us the REAL reason why.  Well, reasons. Obviously, everybody already knows

that porn makes men not have to deal with women, and therefore lessens the value of the snatch mafia and the pussy pricing cartel.

But, Womanhater thinks “there may be another factor at play.” Let’s let Mr. Hater explain:

[W]e all know that twats will throw sex at a man and lie to him endlessly to seduce him into legal slavery/marriage. But porn makes the sex she has to throw at him much more unpleasant.

Remember, sex is pretty unpleasant for most women to begin with:

We know that that vast majority of twats either do not enjoy sex at all, or they only enjoy it with thug cock. As such, they have to engage in a physically unpleasant activity with a man they’re not physically attracted to, but only financially attracted to.

But then along comes porn, and suddenly women discover that they have to actually make an effort as well:

Porn means that she cannot simply spread her legs, lay there like a dead fish, and let her victim bust his nut. Porn has made her have to act now too. She must work much much harder to emulate the digital twats her victim has been seeing for a decade or better, and only a true sociopath can fake emotion that well that long.

Also, they can’t get away with being big fat fatties either:

Porn has also raised the expectations of her victim vis a vis her physique, which as we all know is a challenge for Western women these days.

In the end, it all comes down to sheer laziness:

In short, if the twat wasn’t lazy, she’d not be trying to loot a man. And that laziness is exactly what has porn has challenged. While there’s still plenty of victims in the world for the vile cunts to loot and torture, they’re having to work much much much harder to do it now, and THAT is why the twats dislike porn.

QED!

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Magical Laura
9 years ago

“@Lady Raine: Women have their own form of porn…it’s called romantic novels.”

I’m sorry, but any ladies here ever jerked off to a romantic novel? I mean, I’m a fan of slashfic…but you don’t get much PWP in romance novels. Also they use words like ‘manhood’ and ‘bosoms’ a lot which I find much more funny than arousing o_O That is if there is any sex in the first place.

Mostly I like videos of hot guys 😀 My boyfriend likes videos of hot girls…and we both occasionally enjoy hetero porn together.

We still masturbate even tho we are together… If I would RATHER jerk off all the time than ever have sex with my boyfriend, I’d break up with him. If he was shitty at sex, I’d break up with him.

summer_snow
summer_snow
9 years ago

I sincerely doubt it, Magical Laura. Romance novels are not intended to make people come. Even the steamiest ones are at most a couple dozen pages of hardcore smut out of two hundred pages of plot.
Jerking off to romance novels is like jerking off to a sex scene in an action movie: sure, it’s possible, but that’s not really what it’s for, and if all you want is to get off you’re better off looking at other forms of entertainment.

tatjna
tatjna
9 years ago

I wish this “Women hate porn” myth would just die already. It’s a gigantic generalisation based in the idea that we are a homogenous group, a fallacy which attempts to remove my agency to decide for myself whether I like porn or not.

When my partner ‘admitted’ to me that he watches porn, he did so tentatively and in the fear that I would freak out – because of this stupid assumption that women dislike porn. When I countered with “Well here’s the kind of porn I like..” he was mighty relieved and our sex life had a whole new dimension added to it.

My advice to men who’ve been led to believe the myth? Stop assuming we’re all the same, consider us as people and actually bloody well ask us what we think. If our opinion differs from yours, time to examine whether there’s a possible compromise or whether it’s a dealbreaker. Until then, assume nothing about what we will think based on our gender.

Molly Ren
9 years ago

@summer-snow wrote,

“I sincerely doubt it, Magical Laura. Romance novels are not intended to make people come. Even the steamiest ones are at most a couple dozen pages of hardcore smut out of two hundred pages of plot.

“Jerking off to romance novels is like jerking off to a sex scene in an action movie: sure, it’s possible, but that’s not really what it’s for, and if all you want is to get off you’re better off looking at other forms of entertainment.”

Oh, don’t be snobby. I am pretty sure some people *do* wank to them, in the same vein of how there’s some people that wank to Sam and Dean from Supernatural despite there not being a single sex scene between them in the original TV series. 😛

summer_snow
summer_snow
9 years ago

Okay, you have a point there, Molly Ren. I went a bit overboard, since I’m tired of the “romance novels = girly porn with feelings and stuff, that’s what women want intead of sex, right?” stereotype. Some people do wank to romance novels, and they shouldn’t worry about being judged for it.

I’m really amused by the image of snobby wanking, by the way. Would you do it with your pinky out? Do you need to have a disdainful expression the whole time?

But I’m not sure that too many people wank directly to Supernatural episodes. Wouldn’t people use the massive amounts of slash generated exactly for the purpose of wanking to Supernatural characters? Oh, wait. *pauses Supernatural episode at frame of half-naked Dean* Nevermind, I see how this can work. I’ll be in my bunk.

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