Happy Fourth of July! At least for my readers who live in the US. The rest of you can have a happy day as well, but yours will probably involve fewer fireworks. Anyway, no misogyny today. Instead, here’s a kitten making its own fireworks with the help of an iPad. Consider this an open thread.
Posted on July 4, 2011, in kitties, off topic, open thread, video. Bookmark the permalink. 426 Comments.
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Maybe I’ll rephrase the question.
NWOslave, if a 16-year-old beauty queen asks you for sex, would you be willing go down on her?
Let’s just say you’re visiting us here in Canada, where she’d be legal.
Also I am celebrating the 4th of July by being profoundly grateful that my mother moved to Canada when she was 19 instead of staying in the US. I almost feel like consuming some socialized medicine just because I can.
And I’m going to the beach once it cools off a bit.
Have you noticed how dodgy he is? He engages me, then just goes right back into “YADDA YADDA ITS JUST A GAME TO YOU BLAH BLAH” as a way to pull out when he realizes he’s handling ANOTHER interaction w/ me RLY BADLY xD
I think NWOaf is cranky because he got stomped so badly in the last thread.
Ami, you should totally go for the Bisexual Anti-Stigma Campaign! You’d be wonderful for the campaign.
@KristinMH ooh! which beach? :D I wish we had a beach here, I haven’t been able to wear my watermelon bikini yet this summer xD
AND I’d be crushing the lives of straight men! Double bonus! xD
NWOslave wrote, “You tell me Ami. If no society can exist with the things you are promoting, should you be promoting them?”
I always find the “if we put all the gays on a desert island, they’d *die*!” argument amusing. Where do you think all the jokes about lesbians and turkey basters come from?
Hey, NWOslave, I’m bisexual. Am I helping to bring about the ruin of civilization too, or is it just Ami?
Ok! So Ami prattles on in the magic the gathering while her fellowship of guardians KristinMH, hellkell and Bee guard her flank against the ever increasing threat form, DUN Dun DUUUUUUUUUUUN. the misogynist fellowship.
From out of nowhere leaps an evil menz claiming a Guv sponsored morality. Armed with the ever faithful, “thats a conspiracy theory” card, the attack was thwarted. Feminism prevails again. YAAAAAAAAY. Kittens. XD
I think I just blew up NWO’s mind xD AND he’s using my smileys now! :D
It’s 4th of July. I bet Slavey’s already started drinking.
I guess I’ll never find out if NWOslave sees cunnilingus as a legitimate activity for a guy.
I wanna help ruin civilization too! I’ll use my Dark Accounting skills to go after MRA tax cheats. :-)
Oy. NWO sinks to new lows here.
Normally, I let NWO beak a lot of my rules for commenting here because 1) everyone already knows that virtually everything he writes is either wrong or a blatant misrepresentation and 2) he’s entertaining.
But his behavior in this thread is just hateful and tedious. Should I put him on moderation? What say you all?
I will be moderating/deleting any further discussion of NAMBLA and NWO’s “gay people are disgusting pedophiles and/or support disgusting pedophiles” bullshit.
Yeah, let’s mod him. We’ve heard it all before.
NWO, using smileys is the way I talk xD It expresses how I feel :D
Again, you’re the one who thinks I’m doing REAL actual harm right? xD I think you do neways, cuz you’re being dodgy again xD You think I’m hurting actual straight cis men, real people who are … I dunno dying or something… cuz of me?
So aren’t you the one treating their suffering as a game? o_O By doing this bizarre Q&A thing and now just going straight into your usual “AHHHHHH IM NOT CRYING I’M LAUGHING AT YOU RLY AHHHHH STOP IT STOP IT” blow up thing when I get to you too much xD
If I am doing real damage, why are you treating it as so unimportant ? o_O
NWOslave – We were having a nice conversation about kittens and fireworks and how cute AMi is until your ass showed up. Kindly take your game of questions and fuck off.
Yea Mod him. It really is the best way to silence any dissent.
But kittens.
Mod him. Ignorant is one thing, hateful spew is another, and he went over the line.
Ami, I live about 10 minutes from Woodbine beach. I take the dogs there all the time in the summer.
NWO, I’m flattered that you mentioned me, but unfortunately what you wrote makes no sense. Guv sponsored morality? Ever increasing threat form? Georgia baleine tangerine?
“I will be moderating/deleting any further discussion of NAMBLA and NWO’s “gay people are disgusting pedophiles and/or support disgusting pedophiles” bullshit.”
Good. I’m with Molly Ren: mod him.
His whole “stomping-his-widdle-trolly-feet” act is beyond tiresome.
I’m a straight cis guy. I met Ami yesterday, and she didn’t kill me or trample on any of my rights. Weird.
Dissent about what, slaveman? You’re just being a fucking ass, picking a fight, and being offensive.
I got a crazy idea here… if NWO is so wrong and so vile and blah blah blah, why do you all keep responding to him? Face it, you enjoy having a target to dogpile on. It’s what you do best. You want conflict, you want to argue with trolls and feel smug about “winning”. Without us, this place would just be kitten threads.
NWOslave, saying over and over that everyone who is gay is a pedophile isn’t going to make it any less wrong. :P You’re getting tedious.
@David it’s your blog xD I think a lot of ppl would be happy to have him in moderation, and I suspect he’d just leave if he can’t get an immediate response xD
Personally? He can believe all the conspiracy theories he wants xD It doesn’t offend me b/c I think he’s wrong xD I’m curious to know more about why he hates me PERSONALLY (cuz it’s so hilarious how many trolls think I’m the worst of the worst here) and what I’m doing that’s hurting real ppl… xD But like… it’s an internet troll.. he can scream about his hatred of queer ppl and the evil that Ami does all he wants xD It doesn’t change who I am, or my job or that I like what I do :3
Happy USian day!!!! :-D
@Xtra: I LOL’d.
NWO, do you have your own blog? o:
Ha ha Spear! That’s what you think! :)
Yeah, put Slavey on moderation until he is willing to abide by the rules of the civilization he claims to support.
Yea Dave, Mod me. I’m always wrong and everyone here is always right. What does that make everyone here? Hint: It begins with a P.
“Without us, this place would just be kitten threads.”
Then piss off and leave us to enjoy our feline utopia. If we’re all so smug, why do you come here?
@NWOslave, I mean, even if David does mod you, it’s not like we won’t already know you’re opinions, because they never change. :p
“Hint: It begins with a P.”
I think the word you’re looking for here is “perceptive.”
“Hint: It begins with a P.”
Penis? Pony? Peggle? Parrot? Pastrami? Phat?
I’d defer to the wishes of the person being slandered, however.
Popcorn!
Porcupine? Princess? Penis? Peanut?
NWO should start a blog. *nods* He can have whole tags relating to me! And how I’m personally destroying and trampling lives! :D (i am wondering about this, is it hyperbolic or does he actually believe this?)
It seems weird that he believes that these terrible things are being enacted to do real harm on ppl, and like… I’M personally responsible… but he thinks being able to post on this blog or not is the most pressing issue xD and the most important way for him to fight the power xD
Perverts? Because that’s surely true…and awesome!
I think he means it begins w/ “A”
I.e. it makes us all Amis (Amies? Amii? xD)
Pretty.
Why thank you! We are pretty.
The State uses taxes to promote LGBTQ as a social norm.
This is a fact. Which of course makes me a conspiracy theorist.
I think the P is one of 2 things he is curious whether I have or not under my pants xD (which I still have no idea why xD )
Lesbian sex — the lowest rates of STIs and no risk of pregnancy. No abortions either!
What’s not to love about lesbians, NWOslave?
And yes, oral sex and fingering. Hot, fun stuff. Whatever the genders involved.
I’m sad he’s not attacking me for compelling all men to wear pink nail polish anymore. :(
Cunnilingus is awesome!
Pussy?
Yay! We’re back xD
The State uses taxes to promote LGBTQ as a social norm.
This is a fact. Which of course makes me a conspiracy theorist.
That single sentence? xD I think it’s more about when you elaborate on it that ppl believe you do.
Do you have a blog btw? :3
Slave thinks anything he doesn’t like is a Threat to the Fabric of Western Civilization.
At bottom, he’s just the world’s biggest drama queen.
“Hint: It begins with a P.”
oooh, pinochle!
Peanut Butter Jelly Time!
@Comrade Svilova
Your name indicates you are a transperson and communist.
“The State uses taxes to promote LGBTQ as a social norm.
“This is a fact. Which of course makes me a conspiracy theorist.”
Remember that chick who couldn’t go to prom with her girlfriend? And abstinence only education? And the need for the It Gets Better project? And the whole deal about how it’s NOT LEGAL to get gay married in every part of the US?
If the State’s promoting LGBTQ as a social norm, they’re doing a piss poor job of it :P
Ami’s Army!
Like I think NWO would be able to get his msg out better w/ a blog than coming here and engaging me, then getting upset, blowing up, etc… :3
esp since he says he keeps getting banned from places… why not start your own blog and outline all the things you believe? :D (that way you can just point to the relevant blogpost where you have proven and laid out fully the pedophile/queer/Ami conspiracy to destroy straight men rather than just dodge everything here xD)
The prom was cancelled due to one spoiled little girl. She’s soooo brave. Somehow knew she was L at like 11 I believe. Womnder how she even knew about L at that age?
Btw, I think everybody should put smileys in any post they make and see how long NWO holds to this “I WON’T READ A THING W/ SMILEYS IN THEM” thing xD
“Like I think NWO would be able to get his msg out better w/ a blog than coming here and engaging me, then getting upset, blowing up, etc… :3″
But that would be WORK!
To be fair, last week a kid asked me if I’m a boy or a girl. What do you think, NWOslave? Since you can tell I’m trans, am I a trans man or a trans woman?
I dunno, ppl know about heterosexuality at that age.. or even age 4 when they’re read prince and princess stories xD
Damn heterosexual agenda! >:O
hellkell: Texas! Brownies (check, partner made them yesterday), and grilling (check, I’ll grill some steaks later on our brand new charcoal grill). We’re also nomming down on potato salad I made yesterday (it’s always better the second day). Some people around us were setting off fireworks, and I expect more tonight whch is scary because it’s way dry here.
I wonder if right now there someone of the privileged/protected class whose feelings are being hurt? Oh well kittens.
Sounds good!
NWOaf, you’re a whining, lying twit.
XD XD
NWOslave: “The prom was cancelled due to one spoiled little girl.”
She was spoiled because she wanted to be open about being a lesbian? Why wasn’t the school all for it, then?
But that would be WORK!
So would actually trying to stop the gay agenda, or stop ME. xD If he thinks I’m really doing so much harm, or that the gay agenda is raping little children, or etc… how come he doesn’t do nething except just shout on this forum? xD
And NWOslave, when did you realize you were attracted to women?
If you are attracted to women. There’s so much hate in there, maybe you aren’t into women at all.
I was 9 when I noticed that I was attracted to girls. AND boys. Ami, you should definitely audition to represent us bi/pan sexuals. I’d be proud to be represented by someone so awesome!
Mmm, brownies. A close family member is allergic to chocolate, so I have to sneak brownies if I want any.
I hope you don’t get any wildfires!
NO misogyny ALL day? David, are you promising us? Oh, I hope it’s true… I’m going to bike over to Monona’s 4th of July fest (Winnequah Park) this evening to see some fireworks, but mainly to go on some carnival rides! It’s as close as I ever got to being a test pilot… I’m thinking the Tilt-a Whirl and what I call the Squirrel Cages but is actually called something else. It’s like a Ferris wheel, but it goes kinda fast and there’s a lever you can pull to make the cage stick on the axle! Ooh, I’m stoked… maybe I’ll test the No Misogyny Today thing, and wear really short cutoffs (with tear gas in my pocket, lol) and a half- shirt. :D
Oh, yeah: Happy America Fuck Yeah Day! ;)
@Molly Ren
it’s like the whole feminist conspiracy thing xD If we’re so all powerful and control everything, then why are the laws so half-assed? why isn’t NWO in jail (or executed? o_O ) why do we have to do the whole song and dance of false accusations and fake trials and fake investigations? o_O Or divorce courts? why not just TAKE the money? xD
if the gay agenda controls everything, why are there ANY books or stories or nething taught that show hetero couples? Why are there movies w/ hetero couples or tv shows? Why aren’t gay heroes EVERYWHERE? xD Why do we have Barbie and Ken, or Superman and Lois Lane for kids toys? Why not Barbie and Ami (that’d be awesome) or Superman and Luke Lane? xD
We’re rly bad at this controlling the world thing xD
Girl journalist laughing at dead men. She’s brave. No way shes losing her job, probably get more offers now. I hate when men die, it takes attention away from the privileged people with hurt feelings.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2010753/Guardian-columnist-Kia-Abdullah-Tweets-cruel-taunts-death-gap-year-boys.html
Then piss off and leave us to enjoy our feline utopia. If we’re all so smug, why do you come here?
For amusement. If you don’t like it, make a private forum for members only. We both know that’s not gonna happen though, because you like arguing too much.