Happy Fourth of July! At least for my readers who live in the US. The rest of you can have a happy day as well, but yours will probably involve fewer fireworks. Anyway, no misogyny today. Instead, here’s a kitten making its own fireworks with the help of an iPad. Consider this an open thread.
Posted on July 4, 2011, in kitties, off topic, open thread, video. Bookmark the permalink. 426 Comments.
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We are celebrating July 4th by having a yard sale. Because what could be more American than buying and selling useless crap?
I am going to see fireworks on the Esplanade with boyfriend and boyfriend’s other girlfriend!
We are celebrating freedom to live however we want!
We are also celebrating sandwiches and iced tea.
I am celebrating by watching fireworks on the beach, because Floridian!
I didn’t bother to buy fireworks, so my neighbors will pretty much provide the entertainment for us. :D
Oh, and we’ll be BBQ’ing, too.
Will be walking dogs and writing more Ami card fanfic. This next story will feature the Sorceress Queen of Pervocracy.
Also, it is now clear to me that the purpose of all of technological progress up to the present day was to bring us this video of a kitten creating fireworks on an iPad.
Oh right xD Happy Go America Day! :D
@Pez oh yeah, It’s the Queendom of Pervocracy, not the Kingdom, it may still say Kingdom in some cards xD
eee i’m gonna get a story eeee
Hay Guyz! I have a question XD (i slept SO much last night… I feel soooo much better… I was in such a crap mood last night from all the sleep I’ve lost lately -_-)
What do ppl think? :D
After a slow start, we’ve gotten rid of half our stuff. Awesome!
Sounds good Ami. And I highly recommend sleep, speaking as someone who works the graveyard shift.
Also too, I’ve been using Pervocracy itself as the country’s title, a al “the Empire” and “the Commonwealth”, with the obvious meaning of “rule by perverts”.
Hmm that’s good too… I think I’ll go w/ that :3 (I dunno why it never occurred to me xD )
Yesterday I went to a friend’s birthday party. She got a brand new trampoline as a present from her fiance! I jumped on it, it was way fun. But I kinda landed wrong a couple of times and wrenched my neck. It is sooooooo sore today! I took 3 advil but it doesn’t seem to have helped yet :P
Later BBQ with my fiance’s boss and fireworks over the bay.
Oh and I don’t think this is just me being old and creaky – I did the same damned thing to my neck on a trampoline when I was 12. I never learn :)
:o That sounds awesomely fun! and I hope you feel better :3 I’m scared of trampolines xD Or at least jumping on them… xD
Oh btw the thing i quoted above is an email fwd I got… was wondering.. do ppl think I should apply? :o I’ma little paranoid that I’m an ugmo and my face on a pamphlet would look disgusting xD
p.s. – I think it’s totally awesome that my friend who turned (I think) 30 got a trampoline for her birthday. I swear, growing up is all about finally being able to get all the toys you couldn’t have as a kid :)
Ami – of course you’re not ugly! But in any case they want diversity, not a bunch of supermodels XD
I know xD I’m just permanoid xD
Oh yea Ami, I’ll be sure to email that shit around for the total mockery it rightly deserves.
Lets debunk some of them bad ole stigma’s, shall we?
1) hemorrhoids, Invest in prep h, cause damn are you gonna need it.
2) anal prolapse, this is where your asshole, falls out of your asshole. Yummy!
3) leakage, Don’t really know but I’m guessing shit leaks out of your ass all day long. Maybe you can make shit art out of it.
4) ano-rectal pain, Well theres a no brainer. “Hey doc, I have a dick repeatedly shoved up my ass, how come it hurts?” It’s another unsolved mystery.
5) ulcers, Well, just take a stomach ulcer and shove it up your ass. You’ll be able to honestly say you know what childbirth is like. Every morining in fact as you take a dump and that ulcer rips open and gets filled with shit.
6) fissures, Not really sure what this is either but I’m gonna have to guess, it’s like fissures in the landscape. I’ve been meaning to tag me some of that good stuff.
7) STDs, Always wear a condom as you’re getting a new asshole reamed where the previous one was. Although I doubt pregnancy will be much of a concern.
This is just a small list of all the perks ya get. Ladies you also get all kindsa special diseases for bumpin pussies, strap on fun, lickin assholes and whatever the hell else ya do.
Maybe after a while you can join NAMBLA, Butterfly kisses or one of the many other organisations who are self-confirmed LGBTQ. and proud of it.
It’s a shame this fine organisation doesn’t promote nude photos with children. (“Poses require that your face, or part of your face, be shown. No nudity required.”) I’m sure the turn out would have been much higher. All these upstanding folks would have been more than happy to show their support by posing nude with their children to show how progressive and tolerant the are.
And everybody get $50 buks who participates. From who you ask? Why the CAMH, that’d be the Centre for Addiction and Mental Health. Thats a State run organisation, paying to promote a better life for you. Why it just sounds so all inclusive I get goosebumps.
Lots more good stuff to come in the near future by your feminist friends. Building a better world for you by tolerating, endorsing and praising everything that isn’t straight or male.
XD
Wow.. NWO went RIGHT after me xD And I didn’t even say nething TO him (which he claims he never reads xD )
He must be rly pissed off after last time xD
Why are you so interested in pictures of nude children all the time? o_O
(I think he might be shocked at how anti-CAMH I’ve been in my blog xD or anti state/CAMH interference in all sorts of issues I am )
So this is anti-straight male to you NWO? :3 Am I trampling lives again?
Do you believe CAMH is a trans friendly, feminist organization btw? :]
How many times has it been now that NWO’s mentioned nude children, or a desire to be w/ children… or… etc… without being prompted even! He just says:
It’s a shame this fine organisation doesn’t promote nude photos with children.
xD
You know, I realized something today while listening to ppl talk about the CFL on the sports talk podcast I listen to regularly xD PUA stuff has ttlly changed the way I hear some things xD
Like when they talk about the “neg list” (negotiation list) I just go XDDD now whenever I hear it xD
I went after you Ami, for the your foul promotion of a filthy cause. As always your “concern” over how the poor LGBTQ community, (lol community) might get their precious feelings hurt. Such a noble cause. Be sure to walk around the stinky homeless men as you collect your cash for you fine cause at the clinic.
Tell me Ami, what are you? I know it’s a tricky question these days, a two parter
1) What were born as, male/female? Not what you’ve identified as, just born as.
2) What are you now? Reconstructed into.
Hmm… now that NWO is openly obsessed w/ me (and has openly admitted to it and thinking I’m the VILEST PERSON HERE xDD ) I wonder what other topics I can get him snapping at me about XD What about the CFL? Does Canadian football anger you NWO? xD
I’m sorry NWO, I didn’t get all of that. Are you saying that you really, really hate Ami? ;)
@Ami, you say… “How many times has it been now that NWO’s mentioned nude children, or a desire to be w/ children… or… etc… without being prompted even!”
Nice try princess, it’s your filthy faction that openly promotes pedophelia with pride.
What am I? xD Rodeo cat? :D Super bunny angel? xD
I’ve mentioned stuff about me a lot… has he not been paying attn? xD
Why don’t you tell me? :3
He obv didn’t even notice where I’ve talked about working w/ various agencies as my job incl homeless agencies and men’s shelters xD
Nice try princess, it’s your filthy faction that openly promotes pedophelia with pride.
oh? o: My “faction”? xD what factions do I belong to? :3
NWO, are you honestly upset w/ me about this? xD I want to know if I’m truly upsetting you.
Like… srsly.. all cards on the table… do you honestly, truly believe I am hurting ppl, directly, if so which ppl, in what real ways? What do you believe *I’ve* done? And should I be stopped if I’m doing real damage? :]
It’s something I was thinking about yesterday… and I am kinda curious… does he actually believe this, or is it just the usual angry rhetoric cuz I make him look foolish all the time? xD If he actually srsly believes this, that’s a whole other issue :O xD
Why thats feminism dearie. Supporting LGBTQ, correct?
All the organisations that openly promote the mainstreaming of pedophelia are proud LGBTQ. In fact NAMBLAs home base is…. Why don’t you tell me which country is their home base.
I dunno.. I’ve never heard of NAMBLA until you brought it up xD
So you believe that queer rights and pedophilia are intrinsically linked? xD
You’re damn right I’m pissed at you. Your promotion of everything that destroys society is repulsive. Every society in the history of any culture that has embraced this tolerance of YOUR faction collapses. You are the disease.
I love that he’s finally interacting w/ me again xD I can get the NWOslave world fleshed out for everybody here :D
NWOslave | July 4, 2011 at 2:25 pm
You’re damn right I’m pissed at you. Your promotion of everything that destroys society is repulsive. Every society in the history of any culture that has embraced this tolerance of YOUR faction collapses. You are the disease.
So me personally, I do this? :3 In what ways do I do this? Am I doing actual real harm? What things do you think I personally am responsible for? Are you honestly scared about the damage I can do? :D (and if so, should I be stopped/killed?)
And now you’re lying Ami. I know damn well you’ve “heard” of NAMBLA. We’ve had this discussion before.
You tell me Ami. If no society can exist with the things you are promoting, should you be promoting them?
Wait, so human decency and the whole “Live and let die” philosophy are diseases? Must’ve missed the memo. :D
I haven’t heard of NAMBLA rly before you brought it up in Manboobz (except that I knew Jon Stewart uses it a lot as that catch all acronym xD “… otherwise known as NAMBLA) but I didn’t know it was an actual organization until you started to bring it up a lot o_o
I didn’t say this thread o_O I said until you brought it up… I’m sry if you misinterpreted it :\
NWOslave | July 4, 2011 at 2:28 pm
You tell me Ami. If no society can exist with the things you are promoting, should you be promoting them?
You believe no society can exist with the things I am promoting?
What are the things I’m promoting you believe no society can exist with? o_O I believe societies can exist w/ everything I promote (except hockey xD )
It doesn’t really mean shit to you. It’s all a big joke. Oooo, Ami can flesh out my world view.
You still haven’t answered me if you believe I’m doing actual real harm to real people outside of this nebulous “some day in the future the world will end vaguely cuz of you!” thing xD
I want to know just how terrible you think I am xD and if I’m so terrible, what should be done about me?
I *was* going to go out and watch fireworks, but I think I’ll stay here and watch Slaveboi’s latest meltdown instead. It’s way funner.
Hell, Why should I answer any of your questions? Other than you making a joke out of everything, you haven’t even told me what you are.
NWO, why ARE you so afraid of just saying what you believe is going on? o_O
And yeah… the way I see it, if I’m right, then there’s no giant end of society cuz of me… if I’m wrong, then you can tell me “I told you so” after the world ends xD
I was wondering when you would get back to that? xD BEFORE I answer that, I’m curious about something:
why do is this important to you? :] do you ask ppl if they’re intersex regularly? or if they have STDs? or if they have had cancer?
what do you think will change in our interactions if you knew, vs now? basically, why is this information important to you, given that you’ve been interacting w/ me right now w/o knowing (tho you should know, I’ve been open about it even in threads involving you xD ) xD
like can I ask you personal questions about your life/biology/etc? o: and do you believe these would be relevant? o_O
I’m fairly certain lesbians have the lowest rate of STIs out of all other sexual orientations. I guess God hates fags, but loves dykes.
Also, in your list of sexual activities lesbians get up to, you left out what are probably the most common two: cunnilingus and fingering.
I’m certainly no expert in sex – not by a long shot – but it seems that those two acts should be in the standard repertoire for any sexually-active straight guy too.
Holy shit Ami, I think I’ve made myself quite clear.
The STATE promotes a social agenda. They use taxes collected to instill morals. The Stae is your moral authority.
If the church and state are seperate, than how can the State promote what is socially acceptable?
Look at all the questions I’ve answered. You’ve answered…..ZERO.
“I’m certainly no expert in sex – not by a long shot – but it seems that those two acts should be in the standard repertoire for any sexually-active straight guy too.”
I’m pretty sure that when it comes to sex, NWO is on par with MRAL in terms of experience, which is sad given how old he says he is.
Holy shit Ami, I think I’ve made myself quite clear.
The STATE promotes a social agenda. They use taxes collected to instill morals. The Stae is your moral authority.
Yus I know that’s what you believe xD I know what you hate and etc… but I want to know the mechanisms behind this… what do you consider “instilling morals”? Have they instilled those morals in you? If you believe that homosexuality is a “moral” is heterosexuality a moral? :]
So, how ’bout it, NWOslave, are you interested in having your partner (or hypothetical partner, as the case may be) experience orgasm during sex?
Chances are, you’ll need to use your tongue and fingers – just like those filthy Daughters of Sappho. Most women can’t orgasm from penetration alone.
Oh no? What is w/ your weird Q&A game? xD What questions outside of the one I asked you to clarify your reasons behind (and has alrdy been answered all over this place but you weren’t paying attn xD ) have you asked that you desperately want an answer to? o:
Why is it important to you to know “what” I am, I haven’t yet seen you ask this of nebody else here :3 How do you believe this will change our interactions or change things? If I’m cis or trans or intersex or genderqueer, would that change the fact that you believe I am destroying society?
I just want to know how serious you think the harm I personally do is, b/c you are v angry w/ me and I’m curious how real this anger is :D
Ami, I think you should go for it.
NWO, you are a hate filled jackass. I’ll be glad when and if the banhammer ever gets dropped on you.
And yet Ami probably has far more friends-and more fun- than NWO. She certainly brings more joy to more people.
And unicorns run after the evil misogynists and chase them away, giving frist strike +2 power to the feminist brigade.
Oh I’m sorry, I thought we were playing the nonsensical mockery game.
Thats right were playing the game where I answer questions, as can be seen and you answer none.
I don’t like that game. Make it go away Big Daddy.
I would prefer him not be banned xD It’s kinda like keeping Mulder around while the conspiracy is happening, you need the 1 person to discredit the ppl who know the truth xD
Talking of that, NWO, do you believe I’m merely NAIVE about what is going on, the harm I’m doing, etc, or that I’m fully knowledgable, but I’m lying? xD
If you don’t want to answer my questions NWO, or even if you dun want to interact w/ me, you can just say so xD Nobody’s forcing you to xD I’m sorry I’m upsetting you, but you don’t have to read this blog xD OR if you think I’m doing ACTUAL harm, then I should be stopped right? Killed? o_O You say “trampling” a lot and I’m trying to clarify if you mean that in a hyperbolic sense, or if you believe I’m actually like… killing straight cis men (trans men can be straight btw, just a FYI for future reference :3 )..and if so then I should be killed/stopped right?
I was ignored, so I’ll ask this again.
So, how ’bout it, NWOslave, are you interested in having your partner (or hypothetical partner, as the case may be) experience orgasm during sex?
Chances are, you’ll need to use your tongue and fingers – just like those filthy Daughters of Sappho. Most women can’t orgasm from penetration alone.
Am I the worst person you’ve ever met online? o_O The vilest most harmful person, who does real actual damage? What kinds of ppl would you compare me w/? o_o
Bladda, Blah, Blah XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
From now on when addressing me Ami, any emotes negates any response.
Futher I’ll answer none of your question with you answering one of mine XDXDXDXDXD
Why are you apologizing for upsetting him? He comes here willingly enough.
Good lord. I’ve seen slaveman be deeply stupid, incredibly dim, impossibly eager to grasp onto the most unlikely explanations, and actually really offensive, but this is fucking beyond the pale.
What an angry bitter scared little man. How gross.
Your very existence causes instability in the force, Ami. You ruin NWOSlave’s life just by *being*.
You could make a “unicorns kill misogynists” card for Magyc: The Gendering, Ami.
I lean towards the theory that NWO is a group of CIA agents running a false flag op to discredit conspiracy theorists and keep THE TRUTH from being exposed. Or he’s some kind of malfunctioning chatbot.
Or BOTH!
@Captain Bathrobe aww ty! :3 and that’s what I’m wondering about…. I’m making ppl happy, but maybe that means nothing in the long run if I end the world, so I want to know more about how I’m personally harming ppl and ending the world xD What is NWO doing to try to stop me? Outside of coming on here and yelling at us xD
SO you gameXD……Oo….Or wil you you you youXD, insist on onyl askingXD questions and answering nONe OOOOOooooo!!!!/////XDXDXD
Bee, I know, right? He doesn’t realize he is more disgusting than he claims Ami is.
Well, there’s no fireworks for the 4th since TX is pretty much entirely under a burn ban, so the husband and I just made brownies and will probably grill later.
Well we’ll see how long that lasts xD I remember him claiming he doesn’t read a thing I say, then I remember him claiming he doesn’t read a thing I say that’s not directly addressed at him…
I’m just curious what you believe, but if you hate me so much and the way I write, and what I do, and etc.. then it’s no skin off my back xD You’re the one who believes I’m HURTING ppl, I don’t… so basically, you’re the one sacrificing all the ppl you claim I’m harming b/c of your little fear of my smileys xD (which I’m glad I got you using now :3 )