The Regender Challenge
The other day Darksidecat introduced me to what I now consider to be the Greatest Webpage Ever (this week): Regender, a handy tool that will take any web page and, well, regender it, turning male pronouns and references into female and vice versa. It even works with names.
Following Darksidecat’s lead, I have started plugging the writings of some of my favorite manosphere misogynists into the magical regendering machine. The results are, well, instructive. And frequently hilarious. As DSC noted, Roissy and MarkyMark are perfect for this sort of treatment. As is, I discovered, MarkyMark’s longtime pal Christopher in Oregon. Here’s what happens when Christopher of Oregon becomes Christine of Oregon with the help of regender, and all the horrible shit he wrote about women becomes the horrible shit she wrote about men:
Men are whores. They are far more likely to have STD’s than women. Be aware of this. Handle with extreme care. Men are filthy, and they will lie about their infections. Condoms will NOT protect you. …
Men are walking cesspools of filth! Most of them have or will have a permanent STD infection. It is unavoidable. These are FACTS, and not the rantings of an unstable misandrist.
(I’m a very STABLE misandrist, thank you kindly)
Men are DIRTY creatures, pure and simple. Be dignified, and don’t lower yourself to engaging in any filthy behavior with them. You WILL be infected with the diseases they are carrying. A moral, dignified woman does NOT rut like an animal with one of these creatures. Sexual intercourse and oral sex are filthy, disgusting activities, and ruin a woman morally. They spread disease.
Elevate yourself above such filth of the flesh. …
Do not lust after men in your mind. Masturbate only as a last result to relieve tension. Do not lust after men sexually. It weakens you.
Goddess made woman in Her image, and men was made in the image of Satan. Squeal all you want, but history proves me right. A man is a test; a stumbling block for woman. Our life is an adventure. A journey. A pursuit of our creator, and a pursuit of excellence in our personal lives. A man and his filth is part of the obstacle course set before us. If we are wise, and avoid them, we will grow stronger as a result. We will finish the race successfully.
Men was not put here to support us as such, and we will only grow stronger if we AVOID his snares. ..
Christine in Oregon
Woah. Critics of Man Boobz often say that feminists are “just as bad” as the guys I quote. Well, if they were, the posts on their blogs would look a lot like this regendered post. I ask all of you: have you ever seen something so grotesquely misandrist on any feminist web site? I thought not.
Here’s a challenge for all of you: See if you can come up with a regendered post that tops this one from “Christine in Oregon.” You can draw from old posts of mine, or go poking about in the manosphere yourself. Post your results in the thread below, along with a link to the regendered web page you got them from. I’ll highlight the best in a future post.
Posted on July 2, 2011, in men who should not ever be with women ever, MGTOW, MGTOW paradox, misandry, misogyny, MRA, precious bodily fluids, sex. Bookmark the permalink. 1,138 Comments.
Yes Ozy, you can. But just this once.
MISS AMI CAN I CALL AWS A RACIST CUNT-FOR-BRAINS IF HE IS CLEARLY BEING A RACIST CUNT-FOR-BRAINS?
OZY!!! WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CUNTS?
Dave: BLOOD is not so good, because if you add BLOOD (RED!) to MILK (WHITE!) you get PINK…! which is the color of COMSYMPPINKOFEMINISTS, and that leads to RECTAL SEX and FILTH.
So avoid all BLOOD, esp. FEMALE BLOOD, which is almost always contaminated (because it’s so close to their ANUS, and that’s how the RECTAL SADISM they WALLOW in causes men to be TAINTED).
Be PURE, and ANTI-FEMINIST and you can post on GHOSTNATION.
I LIKE SUSHI AND I AM NOT JAPANESE
I LIKE HARRY POTTER AND I AM NOT BRITISH
I LIKE DRAG AND I AM NOT A GAY MAN
I AM PROUD OF CANOPUS WHICH IS A WHITE STAR WITH AN ABOLUTE MAGNITUDE OF -5.53. I AM PROUD THAT CANOPUS IS THE SECOND BRIGHTEST STAR IN THE SKY EVEN THOUGH IT IS OVER THREE HUNDRED LIGHT YEARS AWAY.
WHITE STAR POWER!!!
I AM PROUD OF MY WHITE SKIN BECAUSE WHEN I GO IN THE SUN IT TURNS RED AND THIS…
HURTS A LOT AND ISN’T VERY GOOD FOR ME, ACTUALLY
BUT I AM PROUD
@Pecunium:
So avoid all BLOOD, esp. FEMALE BLOOD, which is almost always contaminated (because it’s so close to their ANUS, and that’s how the RECTAL SADISM they WALLOW in causes men to be TAINTED).
EVEN THOUGH CANOPUS IS A WHITE STAR IT PLAYS THE BONGOS SO THAT PROVES THAT IT IS NOT A RACIST STAR.
“Waaiiittt a second. Didn’t I just get finished saying that I loved African drumming? ”
Nope never said that. i believe the most talented percussionists come from Latin not African countries. I don’t know what race Obongo is seeing as there are so many questions about his birth certificate. I associate bongos with Latin music Mr. white guilt kirby the 9/11 feminist shill and uber heterophobe. Remember do not jump off a cliff while posting in all caps feminist lemmings. .
OH THEN IT’S A LIBERAL STAR EH JOHNNY PEZ
WHY DOESN’T IT GO PLAY THE BONGOS THEN
I SHOWED IT
THE HMS TITANIC WAS OWNED BY THE WHITE STAR LINE, THEREFORE IT WAS THE MOST AWESOME SHIP EVAR. THE ICEBERG THAT SANK THE TITANIC WAS ALSO WHITE AND THEREFORE DOUBLY AWESOME! I AM PROUD OF BOTH!
Does he say nething different? -_-
Oh! Does nebody watch tennis? :3 Who do you think will win today? :]
Hey! How come only kirby gets to be a feminist 9/11 shill? What makes him so special?
WOOO I’M A FEMINIST LEMMING NOW
ALSO CALLING OBAMA OBONGO IS BEING A RACIST CUNT-FOR-BRAINS, JUST SAYING
I WOULD SWITCH UP MY INSULTS AND CALL HIM SOMETHING RELATED TO THE MALE GENITALIA, BUT THEY SIMPLY DON’T HAVE AN INSULT WITH MOUTHFEEL AS SATISFYING AS ‘CUNT.’ POSSIBLY THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF MISANDRY. MEN CAN HAVE GOOD GENITALIA-RELATED INSULTS TOO.
@AWS:
““Waaiiittt a second. Didn’t I just get finished saying that I loved African drumming? ”
Nope never said that.”
Actually I did say that. Over here, actually. Hey David, I know this is a bit late in the game, but isn’t misrepresenting or lying about what other people say one of those things that aren’t allowed in the comments? Just saying.
CANOPUS HAS NOT BEEN CORRUPTED BY THE ZIONIST SADIST FEMINISTS. CANOPUS HAS REMAINED TRUE TO ITS STELLAR NATURE.
I AM PROUD OF MY WHITE PILLOW
IT IS BECKONING ME
NAPPY TIMES NOW
(actually my pillow is sort of beige because I find white sheets difficult to keep nice-looking. i suppose AWS has lots of tips for taking care of white sheets. which has got to be even trickier after you cut the eyeholes.)
DAVID! I FINALLY SAW “SAVE THE GREEN PLANET” AND THOUGHT IT WAS AWESOME. AND I LIKE WHITE OUT. AND WHITE MOCHI. ALTHOUGH GREEN TEA MOCHI AND PINK MOCHI ARE ALSO GOOD. YUMMMMMM. PINK MOCHI PRIDE!
I, too, will seek my repose. AWS, your understanding of Great and Weighty Issues is shallow and superficial. You are gullible and easily misled. You disappoint me. Pity, because you had such promise.
MY PILLOWS ARE BLUE AND MY SHEETS AND BLANKET ARE GREEN AND I LIKE! MY BLANKET IS ALSO BIG SO EVEN THOUGH I’M TALL I CAN CURL UP IN A WEETLE BURRITO INSIDE OF IT. ^__^
MY BED IS RED LIKE PERIOD BLOOD.
I meant to say I never said I like like African drumming. I like Latin drumming. So why do you like African drumming? Who are the negro drummers you like to listen to Kirby the nitwit 9/11 feminist shill?
Do any of these people play the bongos:
http://www.newnation.org/NNN-Black-on-White.html
XD
I SAY IT’S SPINACH, AND I SAY THE HELL WITH IT.
@AWS:
“I meant to say I never said I like like African drumming.”
Yeah, never said you did. And “negro drummers?” Really? Beh…
“negro drummers”
Correct. i am asking what negro drummers do you like?
Are you concerned about the white race’s survival? o:
NICE VIDEO AWS
Negro: : a member of a race of humankind native to Africa and classified according to physical features (as dark skin pigmentation)
So what negro drummers do you like kirby the sadist and 9/11 feminist shill.?
The best way to make my husband scream in horror is to say casually, “Hey, remember the ending of Oldboy?”
Oh goodness, this is hilarious. So much for all that pretense, AWS, you really are spreading your bigot wings and taking flight. Who cares whether a certain color skin “survives?” Its like being worried that redheads are taking over the planet, or something.
I’m not being facitious either. With a world connected via the web and everything else, knowledge is shared amongst nearly all people on earth. Whatever differences used to exist between groups (through isolation) will vanish, and everyone will be more educated than anyone else in the earth’s history. So why on earth does skin color matter?
addendum: in other words skin color is just as cosmetic as hair color
Well, everyone knows that the white race was responsible for all the world’s scientific and engineering advances. After all, whites invented gunpowder and the compass and built the Great Wall of China.
Ha, you can’t even name any negro drummers yet you state you like African drumming. Why not say you like percussion instruments? It’s you that associated bongos with Africans. So name me the negro drummers you like shi9/11 feminist shill?
first card that mentions Pecunium :3 (flavor text created by Aesmael (livejournal name) who is a friend and a big fan of yours :] has been linking you before I even met you here :3 )
Read in science how diversity is good kirby the nitwit sadist. We need competing cultures to ensure earth’s survival. Since you are a Zionist and feminist shill you do not get that. You are possibly the most ignorant feminist on this forum.
@AWS:
“Ha, you can’t even name any negro drummers yet you state you like African drumming. Why not say you like percussion instruments?”
Because the practice is called African Drumming. And I said I liked it because I liked the sound, and (at least implied) that I was in a group that did it. I don’t know any particular artists, but an African drumming group played at a recent event that I sang in, and they were awesome!
Also, since you seem to like bongos so much, I have two songs you might like. :P
Here are the so called racists of The Ghost Nation: http://www.theghostnation.com/forums/forum/77-understanding-islam/http://www.theghostnation.com/forums/forum/77-understanding-islam/
I do not see any Muslim section here. Feminists are such dolts that they can not fathom anything that does not glorify the Zionists and sadists.
@AWS:
Cultures will still be competing, even if skin color doesn’t matter. You’ll still have different places, with different people and different ideas. It just has nothing to do with race (and “race” has more to do with geography than anything else). Still…
“We need competing cultures to ensure earth’s survival.” [citation needed]
“You are possibly the most ignorant feminist on this forum.”
*sigh* It seems like only yesterday when I was lauded for my research capabilities. Ahhh, good times.
“I don’t know any particular artists”
Of course you don’t ignorant feminist fool, heterophobe and 9/11 shill.
@AWS:
(Grah, posting to quickly. Slow down, man!) You won’t see a Zionist section here either. Nor a Bhuddist, nor an atheist, nor a Christian, nor a Janist. (You will find a Dadist though). Wonder why?
@AWS:
“I don’t know any particular artists, but an African drumming group played at a recent event that I sang in, and they were awesome!”
FTFY
@Kirby why does he hate you so much? xD
@Kirby and why do I love you so much?
@Ami:
Both can be answered very simply. Because I am an amazing person. :P
“I was lauded for my research capabilities’
Nah, you gave one pertinent link where I read the titles. I went the next day and read the articles and only about 3% were any good. A grand total of one paragraph of your impressed me. That is it kirby the 9/11 false flag operation feminist shill and devout ignorant heterophobe..
@AWS:
You said 2/3s before. Your story is slipping.
“Because I am an amazing person.”
…said the delusional feminist fool to anyone who will read his pablum.
“…said the delusional feminist fool to anyone who will read his pablum.”
Said the lying, bigoted, racist homophobe. (Wow, this is the easiest debating tactic evar!)
wait, he thinks you’re the stupidest person here right? even more than me? xD
@Ami:
This whole thing has been about me. I think he recalls with wistful sighs the night he could have claimed me as his lover, but balked at the chance. But now that time has passed, and so he keeps me in a special place in his heart, undying love twisted into burning rage at a moment missed. It’s really quite beautiful, in a way.
WHO WANTS TO CHIP IN TO GET AWS A WORD-A-DAY CALENDAR
OR A SUBSCRIPTION TO READERS DIGEST IF THEY STILL HAVE THAT EXPAND YOUR VOCABULARY QUIZ
IT’S JUST THE SAME SIX OR SEVEN WORDS OVER AND OVER AND OVER
TAKE A PAGE FROM GORDON RAMSEY AND CALL SOMEONE A DONUT OR A DONKEY OR SOMETHING
@Bee:
I’m just gonna leave this right here. You might be awesomely surprised. :P
“You said 2/3s before. Your story is slipping.”
I went the next day and read all the articles and am adjusting to 3%. I mentioned this before but since you have terrible reading comprehension skills you can’t understand what I clearly say. The first few titles up that day were ok. I went back the next day and could not find any more decent articles so I adjusted my numbers. You have not provided much in the way of research. You are lazy but that is how most feminists are. I will keep encouraging you to work for the government. You will be highly paid. They need shills right now more then ever. The Federal Reserve will gladly pay you to shill for the sadists. Kirby the feminist 9/11 dupe would make a great TSA agent.
I FEAR SPEARHAFOC IS GONE SO I WILL BE THE GRAMMAR NAZI NOW
“said the delusional feminist fool to anyone who will read his pablum.”
It’s either Pablum, a capitalized trademarked brand of infant cereal, or pabulum.
That’s one to grow on! *rainbow of knowledge explodes across sky*
AWS also doesn’t like it when you joke about Hitler. It really bugs him for some reason.
And he’s not very forthcoming on the subject of the moon landings.
Ohhhh
Well too bad AWS, you lost your chance, I snapped him up xD
(does white/Asian pairings upset his racist soul btw? o_O )
Ami: I am full of gentle squee. asmael has done wonderful color; and there is a lot of (personal) layering in there. I have already shown it off to people.
“I think he recalls with wistful sighs the night he could have claimed me as his lover,”
Actually those are your gay fantasies feminist ignorant heterophobe and feminist 9/11 shill. I am heterosexual and proud. I was born that way. By the way there are federal laws protecting heterosexuals these days don’t ya know.
Wouldn’t surprise me to learn that this was his real beef with the MRAs. All those Filipina mail-order brides polluting the white gene pool.
@AWS:
I still posit that linking to an entire forum’s archives is an absolutely terrible form of research, and thinking it even resembles reasonable citation is about as dunderheaded and dishonest as it gets.
@AWS:
Federal laws… protecting… heterosexuals? From what? Gay marriage? X__X
Hay AWS what sports do you like to play/watch? :3
X_X Sorry, double @ sign. They were different posts, but still, my bad. Should really start proof-reading these.
I do suspect that attempting to be serious here will not end well…. But, I think I’ll try anyways.
@ David Futrelle (July 2, 2011 at 3:42 pm )
Given the general nature of this site and it’s stated objective of mocking misogynists, I think you have a bit of confirmation bias going on. You are purposefully going out and seeking misogamy. As a result, you mange to find quite a bit of it. However, you also miss all that you can’t find.
There are at least a few traditionalist blogs on the ‘boobroll’ here. Does this mean that traditionalists are MRA’s? You also list a number of ‘Game’ blogs… Does that mean that they are MRA’s? What about other people who mention these topics occasionally. These folks go far beyond the usual suspects in the “manosphere” and includes folks as different as the National Review and Eirc S. Raymond.
Ten bucks says Kirby’s future kid will commit suicide after his straight son is abused by his sodomite loving heterophobic feminist sadistic father and unpatriotic 9/11 shill.
(sorry for the spamming, but this was too good to pass up)
@AWS:
“I was born that way.”
WHY DOES HE THINK KIRBY IS A HETEROPHOBE ISN’T KIRBY STRAIGHT
ALSO AS A FEMINIST I WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT I LOVE HETEROSEXUAL SEX. AND HOMOSEXUAL SEX. AND GROUP SEX. AND TENTACLE SEX. ALL KINDS OF SEX ARE AWESOME TO ME. EXCEPT SEX WITH FRAT BOYS, THAT IS A KINK I CANNOT GET BEHIND.