The Regender Challenge
The other day Darksidecat introduced me to what I now consider to be the Greatest Webpage Ever (this week): Regender, a handy tool that will take any web page and, well, regender it, turning male pronouns and references into female and vice versa. It even works with names.
Following Darksidecat’s lead, I have started plugging the writings of some of my favorite manosphere misogynists into the magical regendering machine. The results are, well, instructive. And frequently hilarious. As DSC noted, Roissy and MarkyMark are perfect for this sort of treatment. As is, I discovered, MarkyMark’s longtime pal Christopher in Oregon. Here’s what happens when Christopher of Oregon becomes Christine of Oregon with the help of regender, and all the horrible shit he wrote about women becomes the horrible shit she wrote about men:
Men are whores. They are far more likely to have STD’s than women. Be aware of this. Handle with extreme care. Men are filthy, and they will lie about their infections. Condoms will NOT protect you. …
Men are walking cesspools of filth! Most of them have or will have a permanent STD infection. It is unavoidable. These are FACTS, and not the rantings of an unstable misandrist.
(I’m a very STABLE misandrist, thank you kindly)
Men are DIRTY creatures, pure and simple. Be dignified, and don’t lower yourself to engaging in any filthy behavior with them. You WILL be infected with the diseases they are carrying. A moral, dignified woman does NOT rut like an animal with one of these creatures. Sexual intercourse and oral sex are filthy, disgusting activities, and ruin a woman morally. They spread disease.
Elevate yourself above such filth of the flesh. …
Do not lust after men in your mind. Masturbate only as a last result to relieve tension. Do not lust after men sexually. It weakens you.
Goddess made woman in Her image, and men was made in the image of Satan. Squeal all you want, but history proves me right. A man is a test; a stumbling block for woman. Our life is an adventure. A journey. A pursuit of our creator, and a pursuit of excellence in our personal lives. A man and his filth is part of the obstacle course set before us. If we are wise, and avoid them, we will grow stronger as a result. We will finish the race successfully.
Men was not put here to support us as such, and we will only grow stronger if we AVOID his snares. ..
Christine in Oregon
Woah. Critics of Man Boobz often say that feminists are “just as bad” as the guys I quote. Well, if they were, the posts on their blogs would look a lot like this regendered post. I ask all of you: have you ever seen something so grotesquely misandrist on any feminist web site? I thought not.
Here’s a challenge for all of you: See if you can come up with a regendered post that tops this one from “Christine in Oregon.” You can draw from old posts of mine, or go poking about in the manosphere yourself. Post your results in the thread below, along with a link to the regendered web page you got them from. I’ll highlight the best in a future post.
Posted on July 2, 2011, in men who should not ever be with women ever, MGTOW, MGTOW paradox, misandry, misogyny, MRA, precious bodily fluids, sex. Bookmark the permalink. 1,138 Comments.
The scary thing is, were it not for the NATION OF SPECTRES, I’d be certain AWS was trying to pull a Poe, but that’s just too much fuckin’ work for this sort of joke.
So… well the mind reels at what that says about his reasoning abilities.
I AM A FEMINIST AND I DO NOT HAVE RECTAL SEX BECAUSE THAT IS NOT ACTUALLY A THING BUT I’VE HAD ANAL SEX TWICE
ALSO I DIDN’T SHOWER YESTERDAY I DIDN’T REALIZE THAT WAS A STEREOTYPE ABOUT FEMINISTS
Ah! Ten kinds of awesome with a side of awesome sauce!
A winnar is us!
Well, I’m sorry Holly but your mommy said you can’t have apple juice. And AWS’ mommy said that he’s allergic to apples. We have tasty orange juice though! And you can play with a toy before nappy time!
I AM A DIRTY FEMINIST WHO HAS LOTS OF ANAL SEX AND THEN I SHOUT ABOUT IT IN COMMENTS.
I AM WITHOUT SHAME.
Johnny! Ozy! Stop having anal sex! It’s nap time! You can have anal sex after!
@Bee
I HAVE FINALLY FOUND MY VOICE AND IT IS THE VOICE OF AN ASSHOLE
Holly is the most feminist of all, she’ll only have anal sex when she gets to drive.. .showing how much she hates men.
I AM NOT HAVING ANAL SEX WITH JOHNNY I DON’T EVEN KNOW HIM I AM HAVING ANAL SEX WITH MAH BOYFRIEN
OR AT LEAST I WOULD BE IF HE WASN’T HOURS AND HOURS AWAY
ALSO BEE I WILL TAKE YOUR REMARKS UNDER ADVISEMENT. FUTURE INSTALLMENTS WILL HAVE LONG SEGMENTS DONE ALL IN SHOUTY CAPS.
Butt secks is teh awesome.
Bee! Drink your juice! And don’t shout. Your voice will go hoarse and then you won’t be much of an asshole now will you young lady?
@AWS:
(Sorry guys, throat is getting a bit sore). No, I’m about as white as sour cream, especially since I don’t get much sun these days (Geek tan for the win!). Interesting why this matters to you, if you aren’t a racist. Though now I suppose I’m a race traitor or summat for not boldly declaring the color of my skin and my pride over it.
@Ami:
Appa juse! Appa juse! I wuv me some appa juse! I awso wike aminal cwackers befow I sweep. ^__^
Stop it! Bathy, stop turning on the TV! *unplugs it*
Ozy, your boyfriend is having a nap in Mr. Futrelle’s classroom, and no you may not visit him!
Johnny, it’s nappy time!
I AM HOURS AND HOURS AWAY FROM OZY AND I’M NOT EVEN HER BOYFRIEND. HOW PERVERTED IS THAT???
WAIT I JUST REMEMBERED I HAD SEX WITH ANOTHER GIRL’S BUTT ONCE I AM NOT SURE HOW THIS FITS THE PARADIGM
IT DID NOT GIVE HER CHLAMYDIA THOUGH I THINK
“VOICE OF AN ASSHOLE”
I see you are correctly referring to the true sadist Bee! It’s so easy to prove my points around you clowns.
So Kirby the feminist fool, heterophobe and 9/11 shill are you African American?
I AM HOURS AND HOURS AWAY FROM OZY AND I’M NOT EVEN HER BOYFRIEND. HOW PERVERTED IS THAT???
Not to mention talented.
I wonder if it would be cruel to use the hotbox on kindergartners…
@AWS
So Kirby the feminist fool, heterophobe and 9/11 shill are you African American?
Dude, asked and answered.
Do try to keep up.
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
I WAS FRENCH THERE FOR A MINUTE BUT I DELETED THE EXTRA N
I’M NOT TIRED I’LL NEVER BE TIRED YOU’RE JUST BEING MEANZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Oooo…is the hotbox what I think it is?
Now AWS, you know that it is not nice to ask that of your classmates. Apologize to Kirby, and you can have your juice and go nappy time.
Holly, you will have to go with me to the school nurse.
The rest of you eat your cookies and OJ, like Kirby.
So kirby the heterophobe has white guilt. The Zionist have made sure of that. please vote for the current President kirby the nitwit. Is el Presidente African American? There seems to be some discrepancies on his birth certificate. Do you play the bongos kirby the nitwit? Just curious.
I AM PRETTY SURE THE PRESIDENT IS AFRICAN AMERICAN YES
ALSO AWS IS A RACIST FUCKHEAD
AUUUGH I DONT WANNA GO TO THE NURSE SHE’S GONNA GIVE ME A SHOT AAAUUUUGHH
SHOTS ARE FEMINIST SADISM AND IF WE DIDN’T HAVE ALL THESE GOSHDARN ZIONISTS AND 9/11 SHILLS WE JUST WOULDN’T GET MEASLES IN THE FIRST PLACE
*takes away the Protocols of the Elders of Zion from AWS* AWSy! bad! who gave this to you? I’m going to have to contact your parents about this young man. Go sit in the corner.
Zionists are a mere distraction. The knowledgeable few know who is really behind 9/11. Obviously, AWS isn’t one of those few.
DID AWS REALLY JUST SAY “DO YOU PLAY THE BONGOS” REALLY NOW?
I THINK HE DOES NOT GET ANY APPA JUICE TODAY
Lol,, what is a racist? How can I be a racist when I play the bongos. http://www.whiteprideforever.com
@AWS:
Wait… so wanting to vote for a president who is African American… and mexican? … means I have white guilt? Srsly? So white people, if they have no white guilt, must vote for the white president? Huh…
I used to want to be able to play the bongos, but the ones I had were kinda cheap and sounded bad. I *love* African drumming though, the beats are awesome! Have you ever been in a drumming circle, where people actually kept time? Yeah…
Still confused as to where the heterophobe thing is coming from, considering that even by your rediculous standards I’m straight…
(patently ignoring extreme displays of racism)
African Americans attacking whites:
http://www.newnation.org/NNN-Black-on-White.html
Bongos are the instrument of the novice, the uninitiated, the dilettante. Those who are serious about understanding the truth behind 9/11 don’t trifle with such distractions.
MISS AMI AWS IS BEING RACIST AGAIN MISS AMI
MAKE HIM HAVE TIME OUT
Ozymandias! Where did you learn such language! Holly, now it’s not up to you to decide that. And stop trying to give him apple juice, you know he’s allergic. Now come with me to the nurse young lady!
The rest of you, no anal sex until I get back! Or there won’t be story time. I’ll KNOW.
CAPTAIN IT WAS THE LIZARD PEOPLE WASN’T IT
REMEMBER 9/11!!! REMEMBER LIZARD TREACHERY!!!
CB: Those of us who KNOW, play the Oingo-Boingos
AWS, come with me young man! That is enough racism out of you! Your mommy warned me about this! You’re coming with me to the office.
The rest of you, Pecunium is in charge until I get back.
Ami, I would love nothing better than nap time. Unfortunately, my employers frown on that sort of thing.
OooooooOOOOOooohhh, AWS’s in trouble, AWS’s in trouble. *blows raspberry*
Holy derail, batman! AAAHHHH!!! *off to flounce*
DONE WITH NAP WHERE’S MY PUDDING
OH HEY LOOK
AWS FOUND A RACIST BLOG THAT’S RACIST
HOW INTERESTING
Also, can I have some grape juice?
I think AWS thinks I’m a race traitor now. *sigh* Oh well. Off to make nachos. XD
Johnny and Pecunium,
Silence! You know we don’t discuss these matters with the unwashed!
AWS,
It is clear that you have nothing to teach us. We have much that we may teach you, but only if you prove yourself worthy.
“I used to want to be able to play the bongos, but the ones I had were kinda cheap and sounded bad.’
That was the question heterophobic and sadist 9/11 feminist shill. You should vote for the current President because you need to help ruin the USA along with your feminist brethren. I only care about the performance of the President. I am registered Independent. i will most likely vote for Doctor Ron Paul but not because the color of his skin but based on his track record of voting on issues. Caucasian feminists have white guilt as feminism is a Zionist and sadist creation that trains shills like kirby the nitwit to have white guilt..
No, still not worthy.
Free your mind, AWS!
“How can I be a racist when I play the bongos.” Damn, even your attempt to deny your racism involves a racist statement.
LET’S ALL GO SIGN UP FOR WHITE PRIDE BLOGS AND THEN WRITE THE BLOGS IN ALL CAPS.
I AM PROUD OF WHITE BECAUSE WHEN YOU USE WHITE AS A BACKGROUND WITH BLACK LETTERS THE SHARP CONTRAST MAKES IT EASY TO READ THINGS
WHITE IS ALSO A GOOD COLOR FOR CLOUDS BECAUSE THEY STAND OUT AGAINST THE BLUE SKY
GREY CLOUDS CAN BE DEPRESSING, WHITE CLOUD POWER!
I AM PROUD THAT THE WALLS OF MY APARTMENT ARE WHITE OR OFF-WHITE. THAT IS GOOD BECAUSE WHITE REFLECTS BACK A LOT OF LIGHT AND SO MY APARTMENT IS BRIGHT AND CHEERFUL.WELL EXCEPT FOR THE MESS. IT’S REALLY RATHER CLUTTERED.
NOW I AM GETTING SAD. QUICK PEOPLE SOMEONE TELL ME SOMETHING ELSE WHITE TO BE WHITE PROUD OF.
Caucasian feminists have white guilt as feminism is a Zionist and sadist creation that trains shills like kirby the nitwit to have white guilt.
I’m seriously considering the possibility that AWS is some sort of text parser program now.
Is there, someone out there, someone who thinks that this is a valid English sentence which expresses a valid opinion?
Pftt!!! Ron Paul! A cretin! A fool followed by bigger fools! He is a stooge, a mere pawn in the Great Game. He knows nothing, or at least nothing of importance.
Still…he has his uses.
put your hand down Kirby.
DAVID I AM PROUD OF WHITE POLAR BEARS BECAUSE THEY ARE CUTE ALTHOUGH NOT TOO CLOSE UP THEN THEY ARE WHITE AND BITEY AND THAT IS NOT AS CUTE
BROWN BEARS AND BLACK BEARS ARE UNAMERICAN BUT I AM NOT RACIST I JUST DON’T LIKE THEM SO DON’T CALL ME RACIST BECAUSE I COULDN’T BEAR IT
White gilt? I thought gilt tended to be gold.
Dave: Whipped Cream is WHITE, and it’s full of sweet fatty goodness (and really scrummy when you make it with Maple Syrup, which is something you can get in/from CANADA, which is the GREAT WHITE NORTH).
Huh.. And here I thought zionists were usually white… weird.
@David (oh, I’m sorry, DAVID):
SWISS CHEESE IS WHITE, AND IT TASTES GOOD WITH CHICKEN AND HONEY MUSTARD! AND, UMM, SNOW IS WHITE, WHICH IS AWESOME EXCEPT WHEN IT GETS REALLY COLD.
Vote for Obongo! Vote for Obongo! All feminists vote for Obongo!
Whatever you do do not join the Ron Paul revolution! feminists (white guilt folks like kirby the 9/11 shill) must vote for the current feminist President. it’s a requirement the Zionists have brainwashed whitey into fulfilling.
I like Latin drums. Oh wait according to kirby the nitwit I can”t like Latin music seeing as how I am not Latin. No white guilt here: http://whiteprideforever.com
I AM PROUD OF MY WHITE TEETH. I GET THEM ALL SHINY AND CLEAN BY BRUSHING WITH CRELM TOOTHPASTE.
aren’t polar bears canadian which makes them communist?
I AM ALSO PROUD OF WHITE CRAYONS
ON WHITE PAPER THEY MAKE NO SENSE BECAUSE YOU COULD JUST NOT USE ANY CRAYON AT ALL
BUT ON COLORED PAPER THEY DO NOT MAKE IT WHITE JUST SORT OF SMUDGY
HMM MAYBE I AM NOT SO PROUD OF WHITE CRAYONS
MARSHMALLOWS ARE WHITE
EXCEPT FOR THE COLORED ONES
UMM
THERE ARE LOTS OF TALENTED PEOPLE WHO ARE WHITE LIKE CAROL CHANNING AND DOM DELUISE AND TUCKER MAX
“LET’S ALL GO SIGN UP FOR WHITE PRIDE BLOGS AND THEN WRITE THE BLOGS IN ALL CAPS.”
That would get you banned sunshine. Plus it is for White Pride so signing-up would break the TOS and you would be banned.
I AM ALSO PROUD OF RED BECAUSE RED IS THE COLOR OF BLOOD AND BLOOD IS ESSENTIAL FOR LIFE. ALSO FOR VAMPIRE MOVIES. I AM GOING TO WATCH A KOREAN VAMPIRE MOVIE CALLED THIRST I HAVE SEEN IT ALREADY IT IS VERY GOOD YOU SHOULD ALL WATCH IT IT’S BY THE SAME GUY WHO DID OLDBOY. VAMPIRES ARE ALSO BITEY LIKE POLAR BEARS
I THINK WHAT HE IS SAYING IS THAT FEMINISTS ARE ALL ZIONISTS WHO GET OFF ON MAKING PEOPLE FEEL PAIN, AND SO THEY TRAIN ALL THE WHITE PEOPLE TO FEEL BAD FOR BEING WHITE.
BUT I DON’T FEEL BAD FOR BEING WHITE. IT’S A PRETTY AWESOME COLOR. SO ARE ALL THE OTHER COLORS. I MEAN SOME WHITE PEOPLE ARE FUCKHEADS– THAT WHOLE COLONIALISM THING WAS PRETTY SUCKY– BUT THERE ARE ALSO BLACK PEOPLE AND ASIAN PEOPLE WHO ARE FUCKHEADS. FUCKHEADERY IS COMMON AMONG ALL RACES.
MISS AMI CAN I CALL AWS A RACIST CUNT-FOR-BRAINS IF HE IS CLEARLY BEING A RACIST CUNT-FOR-BRAINS?
BUT PERIOD BLOOD IS ALSO RED DAVID
GROSS
@AWS:
“I like Latin drums. Oh wait according to kirby the nitwit I can”t like Latin music seeing as how I am not Latin.”
Waaiiittt a second. Didn’t I just get finished saying that I loved African drumming? And I’m not African? You are really terrible at comprehension.. I happen to like spanish guitar, myself (also not spanish). Here’s one of my favorites:
I LIKE COUNTRY MUSIC AND YET I AM NOT A REDNECK
AWS, they’re joking w/ you. Calm down.
I LIKE POTATOES AND I DON’T LIVE UNDERGROUND
THIS IS AMERICA
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE AWS