The Regender Challenge
The other day Darksidecat introduced me to what I now consider to be the Greatest Webpage Ever (this week): Regender, a handy tool that will take any web page and, well, regender it, turning male pronouns and references into female and vice versa. It even works with names.
Following Darksidecat’s lead, I have started plugging the writings of some of my favorite manosphere misogynists into the magical regendering machine. The results are, well, instructive. And frequently hilarious. As DSC noted, Roissy and MarkyMark are perfect for this sort of treatment. As is, I discovered, MarkyMark’s longtime pal Christopher in Oregon. Here’s what happens when Christopher of Oregon becomes Christine of Oregon with the help of regender, and all the horrible shit he wrote about women becomes the horrible shit she wrote about men:
Men are whores. They are far more likely to have STD’s than women. Be aware of this. Handle with extreme care. Men are filthy, and they will lie about their infections. Condoms will NOT protect you. …
Men are walking cesspools of filth! Most of them have or will have a permanent STD infection. It is unavoidable. These are FACTS, and not the rantings of an unstable misandrist.
(I’m a very STABLE misandrist, thank you kindly)
Men are DIRTY creatures, pure and simple. Be dignified, and don’t lower yourself to engaging in any filthy behavior with them. You WILL be infected with the diseases they are carrying. A moral, dignified woman does NOT rut like an animal with one of these creatures. Sexual intercourse and oral sex are filthy, disgusting activities, and ruin a woman morally. They spread disease.
Elevate yourself above such filth of the flesh. …
Do not lust after men in your mind. Masturbate only as a last result to relieve tension. Do not lust after men sexually. It weakens you.
Goddess made woman in Her image, and men was made in the image of Satan. Squeal all you want, but history proves me right. A man is a test; a stumbling block for woman. Our life is an adventure. A journey. A pursuit of our creator, and a pursuit of excellence in our personal lives. A man and his filth is part of the obstacle course set before us. If we are wise, and avoid them, we will grow stronger as a result. We will finish the race successfully.
Men was not put here to support us as such, and we will only grow stronger if we AVOID his snares. ..
Christine in Oregon
Woah. Critics of Man Boobz often say that feminists are “just as bad” as the guys I quote. Well, if they were, the posts on their blogs would look a lot like this regendered post. I ask all of you: have you ever seen something so grotesquely misandrist on any feminist web site? I thought not.
Here’s a challenge for all of you: See if you can come up with a regendered post that tops this one from “Christine in Oregon.” You can draw from old posts of mine, or go poking about in the manosphere yourself. Post your results in the thread below, along with a link to the regendered web page you got them from. I’ll highlight the best in a future post.
Posted on July 2, 2011, in men who should not ever be with women ever, MGTOW, MGTOW paradox, misandry, misogyny, MRA, precious bodily fluids, sex. Bookmark the permalink. 1,138 Comments.
“ut… AWS… you said that MGTOW are good because at least they aren’t getting perfectly treatable STIs unlike the feminists… *head a splode*”
Where did I say that? That is not what I believe. Many mgtow don’t have STD’s because they are too foul to attract any woman at all including a lowly feminist.
We should rly stop talking about AWS xD he’s rly bad at this and it’s boring me -_-
I HAVE A QUESTION! :D a real one too xD Which Prides are done and which are upcoming? :3
Does anyone else feel like we’re unwittingly hosting a Worst Person On The Internet competition?
…someone wake up NWO, his title is in contention.
WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT RATES OF STIS EASILY TREATABLE WITH ANTIBIOTICS ANYWAY WTF
Ami I think pride happened last weekend here in MN
Ami – I missed Boston Pride to go camping, which made me very sad but I’d been planning the camping trip for a long time. I could have marched with Leather Pride otherwise. :(
I went to the Boston Dyke March, though, and that was awesome. It was a really happy and welcoming environment and with so many nice ladies. :) Terrible music, though, I gotta say–I think the gay men might have the lock on decent music.
@Ozymandias:
Don’t get too excited here. AWS is absurdly obtuse. And a conspiracy fruit-loop. And a homophobe. And a racist. Etc. Asking him to have reasonable views on STIs is pretty much like asking him to believe that a guy can have anal sex with a girl and not be gay.
What do you think about these? http://www.survivalofthehippest.com/
I’m thinking of getting a birthday gift of one for my bf
Toronto Pride always happens later than most of the major US city Prides in my exp o: but there’s others that happen later xD I know this cuz I was in Toronto Pride, London (Ontario) Pride then Rochester Pride all in one year once
xD
so I’m curious :3
“I have no idea what 9/11 has to do with anything.”
http://www.theghostnation.com/forums/topic/50-war-on-terror/
9/11 was carried out by sadists who also are feminists. Kirby is a 9/11 shill who is destined to work for the government and continue the 9/11 cover-up. To create mindless zombies the powers that be push feminism. The biggest conspiracy theorists are the dolts that believe the official government fable about 9/11. i was razzed for my beliefs about 9/11 by kirby the 9/11 shill. Now kirby is getting the truth about 9/11 although he can’t read very well so others may benefit from my posts.
http://12160.info/profiles/blogs/911-israels-grand-deception
@Snowy very cool! :D I say go for it :3
@Holly Yeah… the main Pride tends to have all the cool stuff :| I’ve been on a float in Pride and in the Dyke March a bunch of times xD The march seems more political (like Trans March) while Pride is more fun and more of a Parade than nething xD
I wonder if this counts as spam for David to remove -_- I mean at this point it’s getting pretty obvious he’s here just to spam his own site xD
“I HAVE A QUESTION!”
…said the obsessive/compulsive violent feminist that feels the need to shout by using all caps.
7! 7 “9/11″s! Ha ah ah ah ah.
I AM GOING TO TALK IN ALL CAPS FROM NOW ON JUST TO ANNOY AWS
OK ME TOO
Dammit, AWS, why do you keep evading the real question: what did Richard Simmons know and when did he know it?
…said the ELIZA program.
He’s clearly annoyed just by our existence (esp mine) and trying to get our attn xD so that prolly wun change nething xD
I am posting at the level of this forum as proven by a google app.
This, is pure poetry. Genius indescribable… I mean Kerouac, and Ginsberg couldn’t combine to make something this transcendent of meaning, Dadaism failed to show this level of absurdism.
I am speechless before such a talent.
Or, to put it in a way you can understand:
WHAT DID RICHARD SIMMONS KNOW AND WHEN DID HE KNOW IT?
I love it when everybody starts acting like me xD
“WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT RATES OF STIS”
Dirty whore feminists sure don’t. Kirby the 9/11 shill boasts of being a proud feminist and 9/11 shill.
…said the shouty guy in the bathrobe.
You kinda have a one-track mind for insults (talk to pecunium about rectifying this),
Aw, kirby (NWO, note the use of the vocative comma), you noticed.
Honestly… I’m flattered.
@AWS:
IT’S KINDA HILARIOUS THAT YOU HATE CAPS-LOCK SO MUCH, YET YOUR NAME IS IN ALL CAPS. :P ANYWAY, ARE YOU GONNA TALK ABOUT SOMETHING RELEVANT, OR JUST CONTINUE VERBALLY SPEWING OVER THIS THREAD? ARE YOU GONNA RECOGNIZE THE PROBLEMS IN CHLAMYDIA NUMBERS THAT YOU CITED, OR ARE YOU GONNA KEEP PRETENDING THAT WOMEN HAVE MORE STDS THAN MEN? HMM… THAT ISN’T REALLY A QUESTION, IS IT?
I AM GOING TO TALK IN ALL CAPS AND SAY THAT MY BOYFRIEND DOES A VERY FUNNY IMPRESSION OF THE COUNT FROM SESAME STREET HAVING TO COUNT A LARGE PILE OF SESAME SEEDS BEFORE HE CAN KILL A VICTIM (THIS IS AN ACTUAL EUROPEAN LEGEND) AND GOING “SEEX! AH HA HA, DON’T YOU GO ANYWHERE, I WILL KEEL YOU WHEN I’M DONE! SEVEN! AH HA HA! EIGHT! EIGHT SESAME SEEDS! I WILL KEEL YOU VERY SOON NOW!”
WHAT ABOUT THE LIZARD PEOPLE
THEY ARE RUNNING THE WORLD BEE!!!!!!!!!!
AND MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL?!?
LISTEN TO THE FLOWER PEOPLE
@Pecunium:
No probs. You’ve earned it retroactively with your last post.
Okay I need more ideas for MRA legends any ideas? :3
Wait … so … do the stds form spontaneously in our icky, gooey vaginas, or are we all lesbians? I mean, they gotta come from somewhere, right?
THE ROTHSCHILDS!!!!!111!!
“homophobe. And a racist”
Lol, said the extremely heterophoic 9/11 shill and devout sadist. Racist huh? Do tell. Are you African American Kirby the feminist nitwit?
TALK ABOUT MUDFLAPS, MY GIRL’S GOTTEM!
DIRTY, DIRTY LIZARD MEN SPREADING SALMONELLA TO ALL RIGHT-MINDED PEOPLE
WON’T SOMEONE DO SOMETHING
AND STDS, APPARENTLY.
PART 4 OF “MAGYC: THE GENDERING: THE SECOND GENDER WAR” IS NOW UP AT THE JOHNNY PEZ BLOG. TRIGGER WARNING: NOT IN ALL CAPS.
AND CONSPIRACY THEORIES
@AWS:
DOES MY RACE HAVE AN EFFECT ON HOW I PERCEIVE RACISM? AND WHAT DID I SAY OR DO TO SHOW I AM HETEROPHOBIC? OR ARE YOU JUST REACTING TO EACH SENTENCE I SAY BY SAYING THE OPPOSITE, AND ADDING 9/11?
Hey, Ami, want to hear something sort of hard to imagine.
I am in Calif. My fiancée is from London, ON. I have an ex-gf who was also from London, ON. They didn’t know each other when they were in London (they didn’t, quite, overlap). What are the odds?
“they gotta come from somewhere, right?”
Well seeing as how feminists like to wallow in sh*t (rectal sex) it probably comes from that activity as well as poor hygiene in general. feminist do not care about much but engaging in unhealthy behavior that is damaging to society as whole.
Pecunium, did they have hair that was red? Are you your own grandpa?
Ami, some sort of feminist creature with acid saliva that does damage by spitting. Or have you done that one?
I AM A FEMINIST AND I ONLY HAVE THE VAGINA SEX (AND OKAY SOMETIMES THE MOUTH SEX) FYI
SOMETIMES I HAVE THE BOY’S RECTUM SEX BUT I DO NOT THINK I CAN GET DISEASES THAT WAY
“I mean, they gotta come from somewhere, right?”
YOU FORGOT YOUR ALL CAPS
I GOT ALL MY GROSS DISEASES FROM WATCHING TOO MANY LIFETIME FOR WOMEN MOVIES AND CRYING
I THINK I ALSO GOT ONE AFTER I GOT ONE OF THOSE SLUTTY HAIRCUTS LIKE THOSE OTHER GIRLS, AND NOW YOU CAN’T SEE MY PRETTY FACE
Rly? :o well London’s the 10th biggest city in Canada (which I know isn’t saying that much, it drops off a bit after the main ones everybody knows xD (i.e. the ones w/ hockey teams xD ) ) but that’s still quite a coincidence! :3
You African American kirby the nitwit and 9/11 shill? You can ask me race and i will gladly tell you. I am proud of it.
9/11! 9/11!
OMG! AWS IS REALLY RUDY GIULIANI!!!
One of them them does, and not so far as I know but WITH ALL THE SADISTIC FEMINIST SEX MY PARENTS AND LOVERS HAVE HAD ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!!!!!!
I feel like the recess bell is gonna go off at any moment now xD
A NOUN A VERB AND 9/11 SHILL.
KIRBY YOU NOUN YOU!!!!!!!!!
I have to say it’s pretty impressive when I start feeling like the grown up on a thread xD But between the AWS name calling and everybody shouting… xD you have no idea how hard I’m laughing atm xD
ACTUALLY, I AM A LIZARD PERSON. AND I’M DEFINITELY PROUD OF MY RACE.
ME TOO!!!!! LIZARDFRONT!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AMI IT’S UP TO YOU! YOU HAVE TO TAKE COMMAND OF THE THREAD! THE SURVIVAL OF THE HUMAN RACE DEPENDS ON YOU!
(ARMPIT FARTS)
@PECUNIUM:
WOW, THESE STORIES JUST GET MORE AND MORE BRILLIANT! WAIT, HANG On.. There we go. Yeah, these are great! Keep up the good work!
@AWS:
So… is African American an insult now? Or is.. wait.. one sEC.. THERE. WAS WHITE NOT AN INSULT WHEN YOU BELIEVED I WAS WHITE, OR NOT WORTH MENTIONING? SO YOU DO ADMIT TO BEING A RACIST? HUH.
@CB:
Please.. that is a terrifying thought.
TO SAY NOTHING OF THE LIZARD PEOPLE
Also, to everyone who is taking part in the shouting. This is what I’m hearing this whole time. ^__^ This.. is.. epically awesome!
@Kirby:
@CB:
Please.. that is a terrifying thought.
Really? Which one?
@CB:
The Rudy Giuliani one. I don’t want to think that this guy could become a politician.
*rings bell* Kids! Kids! I think it’s time for cookies, orange juice and nappy time!
JOHNNY PEZ THAT IS AMAZING BUT WOULD BE MUCH BETTER IN ALL CAPS
THE LACK OF SHOUTING IN YOUR STORY WAS DISCONCERTING
WORK ON IT
I WANT APPLE JUICE
FEMINIST ZIONIST SADISTS WON’T GIVE ME APPA JUICE
9/11 SHILL
APPA JUICE
Yes! More grammar slaves at my disposal. back to work slave. I own you fool.
‘ask me my race” is the correction. Thanks for the heads up grammar slave bitch.
Since feminists are such nitwits I recommend you don’t jump off a cliff. Seeing as how feminists do the opposite of what is appropriate and safe maybe half of you feminist fools and 9/11 shills will actually jump off a cliff just to spite AWS. That would be grand.
So Kirby the nitwit are you African American? Since you do not answer I will assume you are and my retorts will reflect that.
I WILL NEVER NOT SHOUT
I HAVE FINALLY FOUND MY VOICE AND IT IS THE VOICE OF AN ASSHOLE
THANK YOU AWS