Let us prey
When the dudes at the Pro-Male/Anti-Feminist Technology blog aren’t wistfully looking forward to the days in which sexbots and artificial wombs make mere flesh-and-blood ladies obsolete, they’re pondering the crucial spiritual questions of our age, like how to pick up hot sluts at church. Any church, really, so long as it’s full of hot sluts. The blogger there – who doesn’t give his name, so let’s just call him Anti – recently highlighted this observation, from commenter The Fifth Horseman:
[C]hurch would be a great place for a PUA to run Game …
1) There is a built-in structure to meet women that takes out the difficulty of doing a cold approach.
2) All other men there are so pedestalizing, that the competition to a man who actually runs moderate Game is nil.
3) Sunday morning = where else would you Game at that time?
4) Once you have slept with a couple women in that church, simply move on to another church. Who cares if one is Baptist and the other is Episcopalian and the third is Lutheran? Just use up the desirable women and move on.
Jesus wept.
But Anti didn’t, and added his two cents to the discussion:
All you need to do to use the “Sunday Morning Nightclub” is find a church with single women. Some churches are pretty much all families so avoid them. Other churches are supertraditional where everyone gets married before 20. … I would also avoid Eastern Orthodox churches. …
When it comes to meeting the women there, you already have built in openers to use such as how “you have been looking for a church”. These women will put out for you. You aren’t going to find any virgins waiting for marriage (with the exception of a few outliers with very unusual issues). The women there are better described as “sluts for Jesus”.
Absolutely. All you need to do, fellas, is to approach them calmly and confidently, look quickly down at your crotch, then directly into their eyes, and ask them: “Would you like to meet … Little Jesus”
Verily, I say unto you, it works every time.
Posted on June 20, 2011, in antifeminism, misogyny, PUA, sex, sexy robot ladies, sluts, white knights. Bookmark the permalink. 488 Comments.









Ok… one more. Holly, I’ve bred mice. Color is a bit different. If you mix them, they tend to grey/brown.
But… lets say you are breeding snakes. You need to feed them, and so you are also breeding mice. Given the generational time of mice (7 weeks, from born to first litter) you can get some pretty rapid separations.
You can also breed for behavioral traits. We were breeding for males which were able to cohabit (male mice are amazingly territorial). Any mouse which bit us… male or female, no matter how much we wanted the color, got fed to a snake (for a color/pattern we really like, a male might get to breed a few times, but that was it).
Any males which fought with each other, were fed to snakes. In about three years we could keep multiple males in the same cage with females, and there would be very little fighting.
We also, don’t get bitten by mice any more. The selective pressures were against them.
After ten years the (previously successful) trait of being aggressive to other males had proven so unsuccessful that it doesn’t show up but very rarely, and very weakly (and they get fed to snakes).
@cynickal he’s still not certain, that’s why he needs to be able to sleep w/ young teen girls to make sure… it’s science! xD
Holly Pervocracy
Mice scare me, according to the theory of evolution every generation evolves. They would be my overlords quite quickly.
Hey, with all the domesticated animals and such, dog breeding and all. How come their still dogs and not superdogs? In fact can anyone actually show me one damn thing thats evolved from it;s base animal state to a higher plane? You mean to tell me with all the billions of species on the planet, no one has ever witnessed a toad, or bug, or well anything, move up the evolutionary ladder? Whens this next evolutionary thingy supposed to happen? I mean hell I know the big gig is using fruit flies cause they breed so fast and they must of breed oodles of generations of them, yet the only thing they ever get is a fruit fly. Outta the trillions they’ve bred not one Einstein. Frankly I’m a little disappointed.
Monsieur Futrelle,
Bless you! I stumbled on those horrifying MRA sites, and they truly depressed me. Then I found this site, and breathed a sigh of relief. Keep up the good work.
@Pecunium I think you’ve just revealed the feminist conspiracy in all it’s nakedness to NWO and horrified him o_o;;
Someone… please, show NWO the scientific definition of theory… that it means tested, and proven and practically unassailable, based on evidence and experiment and predictability.
Or I could hit “refresh” before posting and see that it already happened…
NWO basically believes in the TV sci fi idea of evolution doesn’t he (Babylon 5, Stargate, etc)? xD Where evolution has a goal, every being is moving towards some “hierarchy” of abilities and one day humans will ascend into energy beings xD
He’s knocking a thing down that nobody here believes in xD And he’s declaring victory XDDDD I think writer a strongly-worded letter in to the producers of Stargate would be more effective (and cathartic!) :3
*writing xD
To paraphrase J.B.S Haldane: I suspect NWO is not just stupider than we imagine, he is stupider than we can imagine.
Protip to NWO: “Evolved” doesn’t mean “intelligent”. It doesn’t mean anything other that “arrived at by evolutionary processes”. If you meant “adapted to their environment”, them I guess that’s sort of true, but still no bearing on intelligence. Maybe bacteria are the most evolved since they reproduce so frequently. So?
Oh, NWO. It’s good to have an open mind, my dear, but not so open your brains fall out.
Though I’m sure zombie will appreciate it.
Jeez, Subby, all those years of studying Learning have really paid off! Your grasp on evolution is amazing!
@Bee no no.. the course is “Learnin’ ”
XD
There comes a point where I have to wonder if he’s truly this dense or if he’s just messing with us.
While the theory of evolution has evolved (ha!) since Darwin, it did largely start with him. If anyone seriously thinks Darwin based his original theory on the Big Bang theory… No, I have to doubt now that NWOslave is being serious. It’s only having seen creationists truly this dense (Ray Comfort, for example) that I doubt my doubt about NWOslave being serious.
Damn it, he’s breaking my brain!
I know what the thoery is theLaplaceDemon, I’m reading it as I typed.
Evolution (also known as biological or organic evolution) is the change over time in one or more inherited traits found in populations of organisms.[1] Inherited traits are particular distinguishing characteristics, including anatomical, biochemical or behavioural characteristics, that are passed on from one generation to the next. Evolution may occur when there is variation of inherited traits within a population. The major sources of such variation are mutation, genetic recombination and gene flow.[2][3][4][5] Evolution has led to the diversification of all living organisms from a common ancestor, which are described by Charles Darwin as “endless forms most beautiful and most wonderful”.
Since a survival trait is passed on, in humans this “good” trait would take 20 years per inheritance. A virus mutates and reproduces far too fast for humans pathetic immune system to counter. We wouldn’t stand a chance.
Ami – isn’t that what NWO always does? The other day he told me I was “full of hate” based on a bunch of things he tells me I “forgot to say”. Uh, yeah, I didn’t say them because I don’t actually think them.
@Tabby I just assume that most of the time he says stuff thinking it’s upsetting us xD It’s better than TV XD
@plymouth (did your name change? that said plymouths o_o ) Yup pretty much xD He’s all about telling you what you truly believe, knocking it down and waving his hands in the air xD The image I always get is a boxing match, where one guy walks towards the ring, then right PAST, the ring… then past the fans, into the hall and punches a coatrack which falls down, then dances around screaming “I AM THE CHAMPION!!!” xD
I like how he didn’t read what Holly or Pecunium said to him about viruses at all xD
Reading something doesn’t mean you understand it. I could read a book on advanced calculus from cover to cover, and even quote parts of it at people, but that doesn’t mean I’d actually be able to understand the core of it. In that vein, even though you can technically comprehend each word in every sentence about evolution, you completely and utterly fail at comprehending the whole meaning, and how it applies to life in this great and wondrous universe.
Humans have been breeding horses for centuries. That is why we have clydesdales, Arabian, Quarter horses, and others I am not capable of discerning a difference with. Same with dogs-you got everything from Mastiffs to tea cup chihuahuas
So that should make it obvious that something is going on and that something is usually termed evolution. Nature does it too but in a different way.
Basically, the animal with the longest reproductive time will always be an evolutionary dead end. Humans, amongst other mammals who take a long time to reproduce are doomed by evolution to be the least evolved.
@Victoria von Syrus reading comprehension is not part of Learnin’ xD cuz that can lead to bad things, like ppl learning values and “morals” from reading things and that can’t be part of Learnin’ xD
Also:
1) Most viruses do not want to kill their hosts. They want to live, and that means that their hosts should live. Viruses like the common cold or chicken pox have relatively little interest in actually killing people – and it’s people with already weak immune systems who tend to die of those diseases. And the really deadly and awful diseases? Vaccinations, brought to you courtesy of Science!
2) The immune system has evolved to be adaptable. Your immune system right now looks nothing like what you were born with. As you were exposed to viruses from infancy on through, your immune system has learnt how to counter them and deal with them. You don’t inherit a fully functioning immune system from your parents, you inherit the framework for building your own.
YOU LIE, SIR!
http://scintillator.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/img_07343.jpg?w=300&h=225
That assumes that evolution goes really really fast and that humans do not have junk DNA that turns out ot be useful (which I believe has been shown, that is why some people can be injected with the Bubonic Plague and not get sick while others drop dead a day later.)
Ami – I registered with gravatar as “plymouths” because “plymouth” was taken and my blackberry seems to have defaulted to that. They’re both me :)
Superdog!
Or … it just takes longer for changes in animals with longer reproductive cycles to appear.
That’s Gus by the way, and yes, he is asleep.
@Kristin I could prolly teach you how to play Magic (Magyc) pretty fast :3 Making the cards would be trickier.. tho I have a magic card creator program (which I will be using to make these when I’m rly rly bored xD alcohol may have to be involved too xD) and they can be printed out and taped/glued on top of existing cards (obv cheap commons) x3
*looks at “Weird Al” as Lady Gaga.*
No. Just No.
@plymouths oh ok :3
Well since everyone here sits in their ivory tower in higher acedemia. Please explain to me how, since survival traits are passed down from generation to generation, (fighting disease and everything else)
Tell the ignorant slave how it’s possible that the longer the reproductive cycle, the more evolved something seems to be, when this runs 180 degrees counter to the “theory” itself.
Also where’d that matter come from?
@Kristin AWWWWW he’s adorable! :3
“A virus mutates and reproduces far too fast for humans pathetic immune system to counter. We wouldn’t stand a chance.”
Did you not read what I said about the immune system? Go back and do that. Also: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immune_system
Let’s talk about mutation. Mutation occurs by, essentially, a mistake (for lack of a better word). A DNA base pair molecule is modified to become another. For a variety of reasons, this happens more frequently at some loci (and in some organisms) than others.
For a virus, the mutations that count here are the outer-shell proteins. These mutate fairly rapidly, meaning the exact protein-makeup changes.
Your immune system is designed so that it can recognize the pathogen, and then start producing antibodies specific to the pathogen it just recognized.
(also, read what Holly wrote about viruses killing their hosts. If a virus kills too effectively, it too will die out – because it needs living hosts).
At work a few weeks ago one of the ladies commented that she can’t believe I don’t believe in anything (my family has been for the last few generations completely agnostic or atheist).
I told her I did, I believe in the big bang theory. She replied that it was impossible that it only happened once hence it’s not believable.
I replied: Actually it happened every time my kids were conceived, and a great deal of times when kids weren’t. In fact I expect it will happen tonight
Hey, NWO… did you read what I posted (you know, the answer to your question about viruses… I keep answering questions, but I never get the papers I was promised in mtDNA, and how the White House determined that women work less… seems NWO is stealing the produce of my labors).
A virus that kills it’s host, is not evolutionarily fit.
We are seeing speciation in the NE even now, as apple flies start take advantage of hawthornes (which have similar fruits, but different blooming times).
Adaptational modification and phenotypic radiation was predicted, and observed on Daphne Minor (in the Galapagos). The prediction was, moderately, incorrect in that the finch populations responded to local conditional changes in much shorter time frames than expected (primarily from heightened mortality among the “unfit”, and greater survival to breeding on the more fit. As decades go by (the observations were started in the late ’70s) variations in weather have caused some recurrent drift (back toward the ratios of previous populations) as well as some total drift away from the recorded data. Bills are getting heavier, as a rule.
Experiments with guppies, in controlled ponds; with uncontrolled breeding (the ponds/streams were made to match native streams) showed that a mixed batch of guppies (equal numbers of “brilliant” and dull, upstream to downstream), would, in a non-predatory environment all become brightly colored.
When the predatory environment matched that in the wild streams where one finds guppies, they quickly came to match the color profiles in wild streams (less colored upstream, where the water is clearer, and predators have an easier time seeing them, more gaudy downstream, where the predators have a harder time seeing them).
Evolution has been tested, repeatedly, (I could go on about pigeons, sticklebacks, anti-biotic resistant bacteria, insecticide resistant bugs, plasmodia which are able to survive the modern anti-malarials, etc.,but you won’t pay attention. You will make an inane statement about how “lesser forms” are still around, and pretend that actually means something).
I think at THIS point, he needs to tell US how these processes are working right now and why xD
If it’s not what everybody else is saying (and not the hilarious strawman), then what is it? xD
Slave
Where did God come from?
@Pecunium what’s more curious to me is that if he doesn’t believe in all of that, how does HE explain it? xD
@Kave where did I come from? o_O Canada.
Victoria von Syrus
Wait, wait, are you telling me viruses “don’t want to kill their host?” So when someone dies from Aids or some other virus, did those viruses miss the memo?
Ya gotta do a lot better than that. What theory is this were reaching for. I’m assuming it’s a theory and not a fact. Otherwise I simply must write Obama on viruses not following the plan.
Tell the ignorant slave how it’s possible that the longer the reproductive cycle, the more evolved something seems to be, when this runs 180 degrees counter to the “theory” itself.
“More evolved” isn’t a thing. A person isn’t “better” than a bacteria in evolutionary terms; a bacteria is much better (but not perfect, because the aggregation of positive mutations can still only work with the mutations that happen, which is why we don’t have superdogs) at being a bacteria.
Everything’s been evolving for the same amount of time; the divergent paths we’ve taken say more about the different ecological niches we’ve filled than about which species is “more evolved.”
Also where’d that matter come from?
Fuck if I know. Do you?
I think it’s pretty obv that NWO thinks that viruses are
that guy xD
NWOWait, wait, are you telling me viruses “don’t want to kill their host?” So when someone dies from Aids or some other virus, did those viruses miss the memo?
Yes.
Mind you, that’s the fourth or fifth time someone has answered your question.. we keep answering your questions, why won’t you answer ours (and I want those papers…. You know the ones that “disprove” evolution, and show that women work less than men).
Thats right, theLaplaceDemon…mutation. In a day a week a virus will mutate as much as your theory of evolution takes us back to 2 foot tall lucy walking out of Africa. We wouldn’t stand a chance.
Wait, wait, are you telling me viruses “don’t want to kill their host?” So when someone dies from Aids or some other virus, did those viruses miss the memo?
Actually, YES. HIV is pretty effective at spreading itself because it takes many years to become lethal, but a form of HIV that didn’t kill its host would spread even more effectively.
Evolution doesn’t mean that organisms make themselves “perfect” (as if that has any meaning; what exactly would a “superdog” look like, anyway?); it means that they make themselves better suited for their environment over time.
Kave-according to Scott Adams, the internet.
And *laughs at your comment on the obvious implication of the term the Big Bang.* You are just awful!
Wait, wait, are you telling me viruses “don’t want to kill their host?” So when someone dies from Aids or some other virus, did those viruses miss the memo?
It’s hilarious that I posted that vid before I even read that XD But now it fits even better XDD
@Pecunium
Well than write your congressman because every time a virus kills it’s breaking the law. And theres a lotta law breakers out there, by the millions in fact.
Also, I think explaining evolution to a tree stump (or someone who’s doing about as much listening and processing information as one) is just a distraction from the fact that NWO still hasn’t justified his hatred of elephants.
Afraid to address the issue, NWO? Come on, you love to hate elephants, why don’t you just admit it! Giraffes can do no wrong! Perfect giraffes should rule over the elephant scum!
Giraffe = good, elephant = bad
elephant hatred in, elephant hatred out
WHY DO YOU HATE ELEPHANTS?
yeah, why DO you hate the adorably sweet giant beasts?
Is it because they are matriarchal?
NWO: Objection, non-responsive.
Mind you, you are wrong. They aren’t breaking the law, they are proving themselves unfit in the evolutionary struggle. That’s how evolution works. Individuals live, or die; reproduce, or don’t.
Based on that, populations evolve.
Individuals don’t evolve, groups do.
also i cannot believe i am talking to a person who believes that the theory of evolution amounts to “Organisms become more perfect with each generation, eventually reaching ultimate perfection. Anything else is not evolution and must be God or something.”
cheese and rice!
also, he’s like the worst christian ever, loving-thy-enemy-wise.
@Holly technically HIV isn’t the thing killing it’s host, it’s just weakening the host which increases the chances of it dying by something else (eventually)
and now the stone it wet, so the knives can be whet, and I then deliver them.
Because you have the completely erroneous, sci-fi based belief that evolution is moving in a direction – that a creature that is more intelligent is “more evolved”.
This is simply not true. Evolution is about adaptation to the environment. Intelligence – and the tool-use it allows us – is simply one strategy for adaptation. Amoebas are exactly as “evolved” as humans, they’ve simply adapted to their environment in different ways.
IS wet, dammit.
Tell the ignorant slave how it’s possible that the longer the reproductive cycle, the more evolved something seems to be, when this runs 180 degrees counter to the “theory” itself
Specialization. Cockroaches don’t want to be geniuses with opposable thumbs, they want to be unkillable little bastards that can get into almost anywhere. Wolves don’t want to drive cars and design houses, they want to kill deer and run from bears. It’s about finding a niche and exploiting the hell out of that niche – even if that niche is only being able to poke holes in trees to get at the tasty bugs inside. Yeast is totally happy being yeast. If all the yeast disappeared tomorrow, the results would be: untold grief amongst bakers and brewers; and something would evolve to take the place of yeast in the ecosystem.
The point of evolution is selecting for survival and reproductive success. If you can survive and mate by being a cold-blooded reptile that lives off insects, then that’s what you’re going to be. There’s also a theory that evolution somehow seems to speed up during times of crisis – like, if there’s a famine of insects in a particular area of the world, the lizards that live off insects seem to manifest mutations at an accelerated rate. But if there’s enough to eat and a stable population of predators, mutations tend not to manifest as much.
Also, as far as humans go, we have a whole bunch of evolutionary disadvantages. Dogs have a better sense of smell than we do, and eagles have a better sense of sight. Lots of animals have a wider range of vision that we do. Lizards can lose parts of their bodies and regenerate them. Sharks grow back any teeth they lose. Kangaroo rats don’t even need to drink water to survive. We can’t produce poisons, or even grow fur to keep warm. If we’re submerged in water, the lack of gills (or even the ability to hold our breath as long as a dolphin or whale can) means we’re pretty much fucked. If we go toe to toe with any sort of mammalian predator – like a wolf, bear, puma or coyote – armed with only our natural weapons, we’re pretty well fucked, too. Not to mention trying to fight off a shark or gator. We have very broad dietary requirements – it’d be awesome if we could just live off grass or flower nectar or insects, but we can’t. The only thing we really have going for us is a highly evolved brain. Other than that, the life support system designed for said brain has a lot to be desired.
@Holly the thing is he keeps mocking this straw-evolution as not explaining everything or that if it were true (which is why it’s not xD ) we’d have super dogs or everything would be dead… but he doesn’t say what HIS theory is xD
Thats right, theLaplaceDemon…mutation. In a day a week a virus will mutate as much as your theory of evolution takes us back to 2 foot tall lucy walking out of Africa. We wouldn’t stand a chance.
Actually, most mutations, in general, either have negative or no effect. A virus can mutate it’s outer shell all it wants, the immune system (usually) keeps up well enough for the species to go on.
Also, the “wanting to kill its host” question has already been answered. Multiple times.
Again, learn ecology and then we’ll talk. A basic understanding of how ecology works is necessary to address competition for resources in evolution. Not every organism directly competes, and many help each other. Also, let’s not give natural selection all the credit – read up on drift too: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genetic_drift
er, NWO’s bit was supposed to be in quotes.
@Victoria technically animals don’t “want” nething… I know what you mean (and I think everybody else here does too) xD but you know NWO will read it as “WELL WHAT IF A DOG WANTS TO FLY HUH!?”
So we’ve got that evolution works the way it does in Babylon 5 and Stargate, with things evolving along a “straight line heirarchy” which inevitably leads to humanoids and then from humanoids to energy beings. xD
And now we’ve also got that viruses are like Thrax from Osmosis Jones. Or a Captain Planet villain that creates a pollution machine (instead of pollution being a by-product, it is the raison d’etre) xD Things that are consciously evil… and for the sake of being evil and killing. xD
We rly should compile everything one day into the Book of NWOslave
The Gospel of Holly
The Gospel of Pecunium
Theory, upon theory, upon theory, upon theory.
No facts. Ima believer.
Hey, wanna know the end result of your theory. Universe expands into nothingness. When ya die your dead and nothing matters. So in the grand scheme of things, does it really matter? Child abuse, rape, murder starvation. Who cares?
Why do you hate the elephants NWOaf? Jesus loved them-you still claiming to be better than Jesus?
Well than write your congressman because every time a virus kills it’s breaking the law. And theres a lotta law breakers out there, by the millions in fact.
You’re an idiot. Evolution is not some ‘law’ put in place by human intelligence. Humans are really bad at controlling evolution – the most we can do are breeding programs that exploit known theories, with a little bit of gene fuckery at the top end. Evolution is just they way the world is. You’d have as much luck complaining to Congress about evolution as you would circulating a petition to change the gravity of the Earth.
Cuz I think this is a definition problem xD What’s considered a “fact” to you? o_O;;; What do you know? And what are your theories? What’s YOUR explanation? xD
You DO hate elephants! You think they are less evolved than us!
You DON’T hate elephants! You think they’re more evolved than us!
the theory of evolution, which is based on the theory of the big bang,
Well, that was the best laugh I’ve had in days.