Arnold Schwarzenegger’s adultery: Blame the bitches!
Non-stop fun indeed!
Poor Arnold Schwarzenegger!
Picture the scene.
It’s January 1997. Arnold’s in a good mood, sitting in his den, paging through the latest issue of Variety. He chuckles to himself. Fuck the critics! Jingle All the Way is putting asses in the seats of the multiplexes of America, and that means money in the bank to the Terminator.
Suddenly, he hears the door to the room click shut behind him. It’s that devious maid again, with her wily, sexy Latin ways! “Que pasa?” she says, running her hands through his hair. He’s still not quite sure what that phrase means, exactly, but it seems to have a hypnotic effect on him, and his penis. He pulls the maid to him.
The next minute and a half are a blur. “Curses!” he mutters to himself, as he realizes that, once again, the wily maid has lured his hapless penis into her vaginal cavity. But it’s too late. The penis has released its precious load. “Me han robado tu esperma,” she hisses. “¿Dónde está la biblioteca?”
This, give or take a few of the details, seems to be how the author of the Rebuking Feminism blog imagines the events that led to the birth of Arnold’s love-child 14 years ago. Yep: in his version of events, it’s the women – both the maid, Patty Baena, and wife Maria – who are responsible for Arnold’s indiscretions:
Maria Shriver should have known better than to let any half way decent looking woman spend so much time in the house. The whole ballgame changes when a man reaches Arnold’s status. Women come begging to be f***ed by you. Women practically disrobe and spread when guys like Arnold walk in the room. I’m sure he abstained plenty of times but women like this maid wait for her opportunity when in such close proximity.
It’s tough, I guess, to be a freakishly huge, fabulously wealthy alpha male who wants to fuck everything in sight. But tougher indeed to be a beta:
As is quite common with the type of situation that took place with Arnold, I’m sure this little whore took her prized bastard back home to be raised by her oblivious, committed, and cuckolded beta male husband.
Some people might say, hey, isn’t Arnold partially to blame for cuckolding that little whore’s cuckolded beta male husband? No. It’s important to remember: he’s a victim too, and obviously not responsible for the sexual activity that Mrs. Baena lured him into with her fiery Latin vagina.
Maria may now file for divorce. The only people to end up completely fu*ked here will be the two men…Arnold for engaging in adultery (and the price only men have to pay for it) and the man that was cuckolded by his adulterous whore wife and will have to pay for it as well. Men bear liability to women on both sides of the equation. Men have no rights.
Now all Maria and Patty need to do is sit back and collect the cash. Ka-ching-gle All the Way!
EDITED TO ADD: The author of the post has added a response to my post as a addendum to his original post. The gist of it:
Arnold and his impropriety was not the intended focus of this article. I take it as common knowledge among my readers that what Arnold did was obviously wrong. This was not the point of the article.
The point of this article was to illustrate how adultery is supported by law on one end (the female end) and not supported by law on the male end.
Posted on May 22, 2011, in antifeminism, bad boys, beta males, evil women, I'm totally being sarcastic, misogyny, MRA, oppressed men, precious bodily fluids, sex, sluts, vaginas. Bookmark the permalink. 674 Comments.
“So it’s not like men are cold, emotionless beings who are only capable of loving people whom they are either fucking or related to by blood.”
Wow! How the winds do change when it suits you. How about going over to ACFC and sign the shared parenting petition?? Aye? How-a-bout it : ) Let’s see what you’re really made of.
What does what you quoted have anything to do with the petition? Or winds?
“And when it comes to a paternity test, who pays for it? The State? I thought MRAs were screaming and crying rather constantly about the Nanny State getting too involved in private lives.”
Ohhhhh not a chance virtually all healthcare funding is reserved for women. This must be why you have 7 or more federal offices on your health. Not so much as a paternity test will be alloted for men.
Personally I would advocate that men not become emotionally close to any children, not even their own.
Wow, it must suck to be you.
“and this could be proven with a paternity test. But you also say that it should be mandated by law to be standard upon the birth of the infant, because men are too weak to ask for one (and accuse their partner of infidelity by implication). But if the woman is cheating on you, wouldn’t you want to leave anyway, to avoid caring for a kid who’s not yours?”
Yep, this is exactly what many men would do. Feminists will fight against anything of the sort just like they fight against shared parenting.
Personally I would advocate that men not become emotionally close to any children, not even their own.
“Wow, it must suck to be you.”
No not really, men know our place and it is not being a father. Fatherhood, like the male body and the fruits of it’s labor is not a right but a revocable privilege. Marriage and associated law is not about a man, it’s about a woman and HER children. Women have no commitments in marriage they can not walk away from.
“Personally I would advocate that men not become emotionally close to any children, not even their own.” (Arnie)
Then I would advocate that you use protection during sex at all costs. In fact, go get a vasectomy right now. Or better yet, you probably shouldn’t have sex at all, because even with a vasectomy, there’s still a tiny sliver of a chance that you could get a woman pregnant.
Anyone who thinks forming emotional bonds with other human beings is a bad thing shouldn’t be a parent.
“Thank you mistress may the cuckold have another.”
“Yes, fathers are not considered as necessary so I can see how one can claim immaculate conception. Yes so you are correct legally a child’s father does not have to exist at all..thank you mistress.”
“OH BOY! Cuckold gets rights to be cuckold..thank you mistress.”
“Ohhhhh cuckold will accept cuckolds place now mistress. I should want to raise other men’s children while I myself have been duped out of EVER having my own children..thank you mistress.”
“Yes mistress, cuckold knows his place. Cuckold will not ask for paternity test because cuckold is afraid of upsetting mistress.”
Wow, I wonder what kind of porn this guy watches. Not that there’s anything wrong with that!
I imagine someday paternity tests will be as common as pregnancy tests but they’re not FREE ya know. Forcing everyone by law to take one in the meantime is fairly ridiculous and as it turns out there ARE actually trustworthy people out there and there ARE actually spouses who trust each other. Sometimes that trust is misplaced, but most of the time it is not.
“Then I would advocate that you use protection during sex at all costs.”
I try to avoid sex with women. 1 in 4 carry a disease. For many that would be a prospectful wife their cervix is rotting out of their body and their womb a veritable waste land. Sex with women must be conducted in a sterile environment with sterile procedures. Women’s vagina’s are now more toxic than tobacco. It’s killing men in droves and we are still banned from receiving your vaccine. It is only for women.
http://rebukingfeminism.blogspot.com/2011/05/womens-vaginas-now-more-toxic-than.html
“Anyone who thinks forming emotional bonds with other human beings is a bad thing shouldn’t be a parent.”
Men are not fathers, this right is revocable. What don’t you understand about that?
Women have no commitments in marriage they can not walk away from.
Uhhhh… you do realize that being a parent requires more than just writing a check once a month, right? Having kids is a pretty serious commitment on a lot of fronts.
“Uhhhh… you do realize that being a parent requires more than just writing a check once a month, right?”
Oh yes, and this is why men should not become one and if they do, not get emotionally close to them.
Being a walking checkbook is not fatherhood. Men already know that Lady. This is my whole point.
Today’s episode of ‘Twisted or Troll’ features Arnie!
Tell me, my fellow commentators, do you think Arnie actually believes what he’s saying (Twisted) or that he’s just messing with us (Troll)?
Cast your votes now!
You know, you have to ask yourself why men and boys are banned from the vaccine. It must be because women are the primary disease vectors, this is who you vaccinate first.
Rotating, hypergamous polyandry is the new norm. Such a dynamic is typical under matriarchy along with high rates of abortion, single mother births, and mothers with children from multiple fathers.
Marriage is not a good option after women changed the laws:
By the way that single mother birth rate is now 42% of all births.
What vaccine? A vaccine against… vaginas? I’m confused now.
“Thanks for the twist on things David, I’ve added to the blog post to clear up your confusion.”
I suspect he is the writer of the original blog post. Who possibly lives underneath a magic bridge.
You know, matriarchy is not all that bad but men should not be expected to support the matriarchal family and women’s children. Men know our place now, you’ve made that crystal clear.
Wow. David had it wrong – Arnie isn’t a misogynist, he’s a misanthrope.
“What vaccine?”
Whoa..HPV ma’am you should probably look into it. I imagine you are single or have children with multiple men coming in and out of the home. I’m not labeling you I’m just saying, get yourself vaccinated. Those matriarchal children will not be well off with a dead mother and if there is a father somewhere hopefully he’s chocked off any feelings in his heart and moved on. So it’s down to you and your government husband.
Seriously Arnie, 7 posts in a row? wtf?
Also, a guy shouldn’t get to insist a woman have an abortion. That’s, like, surgery against her will. How would you feel if a woman had the right to either force you to undergo a vasectomy or to support entirely for yourself any child that results from sex? When you have heterosex with someone there’s a risk of pregnancy – no one gets a choice about that. No birth control is 100% effective. Any child that results from this sex has a right to be supported by its parents and not neglected. It’s not about women getting lots of money to buy shoes; it’s about kids being fed and clothed properly.
I mean, the only other thing I can think of is family members to care for the (bastard) children (that’s the name for it) or maybe one of those cuckolds someone mentioned earlier who have a soft side for other men’s children.
Oh, that vaccine.
“Seriously Arnie, 7 posts in a row? wtf?”
I’m a man darlin, when we sit at a bench we rest both arms up. Don’t worry, there is room for you.
“Also, a guy shouldn’t get to insist a woman have an abortion.”
No silly, he can decide and then she can decide to or not. No one is forcing a choice on you like the current biased abortion law does for men. Male abortion just means he can abort responsibility for an unplanned pregnancy and you can do so or not do so likewise.
Uh, Arnie, HPV vaccines aren’t “banned” from men and boys – they’re just NOT FDA APPROVED. Which is no the same as a ban – it just means they can’t advertise its use for them. The reason isn’t because it’s bad for men – it’s just that it HASN’T BEEN TESTED on men. I happen to know men who have gotten the HPV vaccine because they know a doctor willing to administer it off-label. I also know women over 30 who have gotten it (the vaccine trial was only done on younger women). FDA trials are in fact LONG and EXPENSIVE so companies tend to limit them to certain populations where they are expected to have the most usage (HPV affects women worse than men so they’re more likely to opt for a vaccine). Sometimes they go back and do additional trials to expand usage and expand their market base.
I’d think you’d be in favor of not giving men a vaccine that hasn’t been tested on men. That’s, like, safe.
I thought the male-bodied weren’t supposed to get the vaccine because their chance for getting cervical cancer is somewhere around zero percent?
And if ‘rotating hypergamous polyandry’ is the new norm, and this is a bad norm, as you say, then why aren’t you criticizing the men who are also getting involved in these sorts of relationships? Why is it always her fault?
You know, correct me if I’m wrong but just about every female “choice” is financed by male responsibility right?
Right to work or stay home, right to divorce without liability, right to abort from unplanned conception, right to abstain from forced military service, right to adultery and cuckolding unless the man protects himself, right to pay on a date or not to pay. The world is your oyster, us male worker bees are just here to serve our queens.
What we’ve learned today …
– Cognitive dissonance and avoiding the issue are STILL annoying crank tactics
– Apparently hetero women sit in their basements brewing up HPV on their own
– DON’T TREAT FATHERS LIKE WALKING WALLETS!!! Don’t expect them to offer emotional support and investment with their children either, though
“HPV affects women worse than men”
Tell that to the 245% increase in guys who’s throats are rotting out from putting their face near a toxic vagina. It’s ok you can admit it, female safety, welfare, protection, provision and wellbeing is more important than men’s..it always have been. You see, us male worker bees are here to take the brunt of things to keep you safe, we are expendable, everyone knows that.
This is why clinical studies in index medicus outnumber male studies 35 to 1. Men have little healthcare funding at all.
I vote ‘Twisted.’
Arnie – it turns out that vaccinating women against HPV actually PROTECTS HETEROSEXUAL MEN!! Women are more likely to actually BOTHER to get a vaccine thus the tests were done on them. But if you want an HPV vaccine I am QUITE CERTAIN you can find a doctor willing to give you one. Try it.
“Tell that to the 245% increase in guys who’s throats are rotting out from putting their face near a toxic vagina.”
Or a penis, but okay. I will.
I apologize for the messy quoting. I didn’t get the tags right previously.
Arnie – several of the things on your list aren’t “rights” at all. Working or staying home is NOT a right – you need to find someone to finance it for you. If it was actually a RIGHT then everyone would get it whether they could find a sugar daddy or not. Same thing with paying on a date – if every woman had a RIGHT to getting paid-dates we’d have government run dating services hooking them up with paying men. Turns out they have to actually go out and find these dates!
I agree that military service is problematical – personally I don’t think anyone should be drafted into compulsory service. But if people have to be it should be everyone not just men.
“why aren’t you criticizing the men who are also getting involved in these sorts of relationships? Why is it always her fault?”
Believe it or not marriage and monogamy is a male idea. It is designed to maximize on male productive incentive and create an equal competitive echelon for males to live in while women thrived by male commitment and production. Patriarchy created civilization. The idea was to hold back the flood gates of female sexuality.
The default mating dynamic is more so like animals. Left to our devices we develop matriarchal matrilines. Ordinarily in this construct men don’t even know who the father is. Under matriarchy there is little to commit to and so men get to be loutish and don’t produce much.
A man’s life may be defined by his work even under matriarchy, but it is only loosely defined. Here, described by the 19th century German explorer, G. W. Schweinfurth, is the way males perform when females regard them as inessential. The tribe described is the Monbuttu:
“Whilst the women attend to the tillage of the soil and the gathering of the harvest, the men, except they are absent either for war or hunting, spend the entire day in idleness. In the early hours of the morning they may be found under the shade of the oil-palms, lounging at full length upon their carved benches and smoking tobacco. During the middle of the day they gossip with their friends in the cool halls.”
Similarly, under communism, the state’s guarantee of economic security weakens the male’s commitment to work and undermines his productivity. “The other day,” writes Eric Hoffer,
“I happened to ask myself a routine question and stumbled on a surprising answer. The question was: What is the uppermost problem which confronts the leadership in a Communist regime? The answer: The chief preoccupation of every government between the Elbe and the China Sea is how to make people work — how to induce them to plow, sow, harvest, build, manufacture, work in the mines, and so forth. It is the most vital problem which confronts them day in day out, and it shapes not only their domestic policies but their relations with the outside world.”
Who wants to plow, sow, harvest, build, manufacture, work in the mines — unless the work, unsatisfying and unfulfilling in itself, is made meaningful by a man’s knowledge that it must be done if he is to provide for his family?
Believe it or not men don’t produce for ourselves, we do it for women and children, so we can not only gain a family but support one. Don’t worry, that wage gap will close soon. Without families or enfranchisement to fatherhood men drift to the margins.
Women will increasingly be asking about why there are so many man-children, loathing the amount of “omega males” and in general wondering where all the good men went.
http://www.slate.com/id/2248156
Wow, I wonder what kind of porn this guy watches. Not that there’s anything wrong with that!
I noticed that too. NWO does the same “thank you mistress, I am but a poor slave” routine when he loses an argument. Dudes, seriously, hook up with a good dom on Craigslist. You’ll feel better.
Whenever this site gets a new MRA, I’m always a little excited to find out which breed of misogynist it’ll be. Rape apologist? Sex robot aficionado? Hormone-addled college kid with a complex theory involving Greek letters? Here I thought we had another aspiring deadbeat dad, easily the most boring category, but he turns out to be the much more entertaining Guy Who Is Just Flat-Out Terrified of Vaginas and Everything That Could Happen in There. The stuff about rotting cervixes settles it: I’m making me some popcorn.
From the CDC: “RRP causes warts to grow in the throat. It can sometimes block the airway, causing a hoarse voice or troubled breathing.”
Compared to “uys who’s throats are rotting out”
Wow. Just, wow. Also, it’s a very rare disease and doesn’t seem to have a real risk of death. As opposed to, you know, fucking cancer.
On the topic of the HPV vaccine:
“The vaccine has been approved for boys and men since 2009, but health officials and doctors haven’t pushed it with the same urgency. ‘Because the story started with cervical cancer, the studies started with females,’ says the lead author of the study, Anna Giuliano, Ph.D., of the H. Lee Moffitt Cancer Center and Research Institute in Tampa, Florida.”
http://www.cnn.com/2011/HEALTH/02/02/hpv.vaccine.men.health/index.html
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/bigphotos/49751315.html
Here is a typical matriarchy. Matriarchies don’t survive long if they come into conflict with a patriarchy for territory or resources. Anyway, the men only marginally invest in their female relatives offspring as they don’t know who their children are. Men under matriarchy don’t really produce much. Expect these peoples you see in the article to remain that way indefinitely.
One thing is for sure, the women bang whoever they want, there is no such thing as marriage and commitments end when the woman feels like it. We are moving in that direction here in the U.S. Given our dominant female political agency (women are the majority vote and the single largest voting demographic) the construct for matriarchy has been growing.
It won’t be long before we are all living in squalor as aimless males troll about watching sports, hanging out in bars, drinking beers with the buds, hitting the titty bars and playing video games. Expect the type of men the article in Slate I posted above. This will be the new norm.
Hey, at least this MRA d-bag admits there’s a patriarchy!
Left to our devices we develop matriarchal matrilines.
Ummm… ‘left to our devices,’ by which I assume you mean ‘humans ordering society as works for their tribe/clan/culture’, we did tend to develop agricultural patriarchies. The Flying Spaghetti Monster did not come down from On High and say THUS IT SHALL BE! We came up with civilization, with all its benefits and drawbacks, entirely on our own.
Have you listened to your own logic? Men should not be involved in the lives of children, even their own; but then you whine about ‘too many’ single mothers. Well, which is it? If men want to knock women up and then not be around for the baby, you’re going to have a lot of single mothers.
And for every woman who has HPV, well, a man likely gave it to her, didn’t he? How loudly would you scream and cry if I made a reference to a woman’s ‘cervix rotting out because she got too close to a toxic penis’?
@nobby: Here is some study material for ya.
http://rebukingfeminism.blogspot.com/2011/05/womens-vaginas-now-more-toxic-than.html
“Have you listened to your own logic? Men should not be involved in the lives of children, even their own”
No men naturally should not be involved in the lives of their children under matriarchy. The rules of matriarchy make it untenable.
“Hey, at least this MRA d-bag admits there’s a patriarchy!”
Patriarchy means men are part of the family among many other things I hope you can learn.
I can’t find the study that article relates to, because it doesn’t site sources. However, I did find that, which HPV does have a link to throat cancer, the cancer caused is quite sensitive to chemotherapy and has a much lower risk factor then other throat cancers. So I still have no idea where that “more toxic then tobacco” comes from. I expect from someone who doesn’t know how statistics work.
Today on “Crazy Person”, we have found a new breed of troll: The Arnie. It has posted a lot in these comments, spewing lots of vitrol and displaying an otherwise unhealthy amount of misanthropy, even though it directs their comments at women and children.
One can also note that it seems to have a thing about calling themselves a “lowly servant” or some equivalent, leading a few leading scientists like Shaenon to believe that they could be into BDSM or some equivalent.
We’ll be seeing more of “The Arnie” after a word from our sponsor, Tang! Tang: It’s like orange juice, except it makes you want to kill yourself.
O_O back from holiday shopping and explosions! :O
I like how when ppl are wrong about the original basis that caused the kerfuffle, they just ignore it, drop the entire topic and run back into hypothetical theory land XD
We’re back to a theoretical construction of a very real world that doesn’t work according to theory (again, like BABIP vs what actually happens in a baseball season… it’s information, and it can be useful information to form predictions, but it’s incomplete information and what happens, is still what happens). The problem is one person is arguing pure theory and other ppl are coming from what actually happens and how laws are actually implemented (outside of google university legal experts xD) :\
Also the conspiracy theories are back, which makes it difficult to ever be open minded b/c if the whole world is actively, consciously out to get you, then nething shown or explained, or even reality and how things are implemented and how ppl act irl can just be dismissed as part of the conspiracy (or untrue cuz it doesn’t fit the theory :\ )
Hmmm… new sundress inspires magic card idea! :D
Cuckoldry BBB
Sorcery
Search your deck for a creature card and put it into play tapped under your opponent’s control. Your opponent must pay the converted casting cost of the creature. If he or she cannot, they lose the game.
“You never know when it’ll happen to you…”
xD
So men as part of the family is a control on uninhibited female sexuality? How the hell does *that* work? The only thing I’m coming up with is some fairly creepy vagina-monitoring by the family patriarch.
Ok, I am totally buying some Tang now.
I’m voting for twisted. Arnie seems pretty highly invested in this particular line of bullshit.
And a vagina monitoring program. Curse you, impulse to post before finishing a threat!
thread* I fail for the day.
“So men as part of the family is a control on uninhibited female sexuality?”
No, patriarchy is i.e. monogamy and marriage. It is also a control over male sexuality because polygamy is outlawed as well. Conversely polyandry is not outlawed under matriarchy. Under matriarchy marriage and monogamy are not present or if so very loosely. The wheels come off the wagon. It’s happening now.
I dunno, I think Arnie’s matriarchy sounds a lot more fun than his patriarchy. Everybody in the patriarchy sounds angry and stressed-out all the time, whereas in the matriarchy we get to drink beer and play video games. I’m voting for matriarchy. Who’s with me?
“Conversely polyandry is not outlawed under matriarchy.”
Actually that would be “under SOME matriarchies.” Just like in SOME patriarchies polyandry and/or polygamy are the norm. If you’re going to start using cultural terms you have to realize that every culture, whether largely run by men or by women, is vastly different than the others. Just because the current world is so homogenized doesn’t mean it’s always been like that.
He started so rationally too :o With a misunderstanding about what happened w/ the Schwarzenegger (I like how Chrome’s spellcheck has that xD) affair, and talking about divorce and child support rights, and ppl filling in information that he lacked…
and now we’re back into giant conspiracy theories, tin foil condoms and paranoia of the Feminist Matrix (or Feminist 1984! :O ) :( Is unfortunate twist :\
Tho as a Canadian I rly understand, given that our hockey teams have been taken away from us and given to America and the NHL even moved IN w/ America and lives w/ them now in NYC, and is spawning more and more money losing franchises in the American south and us cuckolded Canadians have to keep supporting these teams while not able to have any of our own :( tho finally a victory for the beta country! We got the Jets back! :D So there is HOPE against the feminist cuckolders! >:3
Ami Angelwings: Bringer of Fire to the humans and sports analogies to the MRAs! :D
I support the beta country getting more hockey teams as long as the alpha country puts on in Seattle…
Ok ok class settle down. Lets get back on track here with intelligent conjecture. Let’s give the mere male worker drone his time to speak and try to respond with something to oppose what has been laid on the table.
Magic, sorcery and other metaphysical explanations to eschew his logic won’t work. He can clearly define the common elements of matriarchy in both human and animal social structures. We know that in both male paternal investment is not present. Though he has not expounded upon the later yet and that’s what we should be afraid of. He’s clearly taking us somewhere we may not want to go.
Actually, I’m not sure where he is headed with that post.
I will *always* vote for beer and video games.
Is it a bad derailment or a good derailment if I mention how much I’m enjoying LA Noire right now?
Good
It’s pretty awesome!
Oooh :O If I had a 360 I’d get it! :D It sounds rly neat! Is it as good as it sounds? And the interrogation stuff? :D
You know, correct me if I’m wrong but just about every female “choice” is financed by male responsibility right?
You’re wrong.
And you’re welcome.
So I still have no idea where that “more toxic then tobacco” comes from. I expect from someone who doesn’t know how statistics work.
Tobacco doesn’t have cooties.
Of course the whole “vaginas are toxic” angle doesn’t account for the fact that lesbians have the lowest rate of STIs. Everybody forgets lesbians.
@spitfire: Seattle rly should have a team! It would make a great rivalry w/ Vancouver :) It was sad to me in the NBA conference semi finals with OKC vs Memphis that that should have been Seattle vs Vancouver :(
@Captain Bathrobe: What are lesbians? When did the world stop becoming just cis straight white American guys and cis straight white American women? o_O
Maybe Arnie is secretly a class of counseling students.
@Ami You forgot the cis straight white [i]ugly hypergamous[/i] american women. For shame!
And I fail at html. You get the drift >.<